The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    uugu
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Sometimes I want to start a generic chain restaurant because those intrigue me.

    S.P.'s Bar and Grill? :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Or "Espy's"...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Espy's" sounds a bit like another brand name of mine (the ESPY Awards)...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i wish i had a taco for dinner

    i rarely have them for dinner :(
  • Gazugazugazu Okanokanai is a parody web-4koma written and drawn by Super Lazuli, it is a gentle parody of typical "zany" slice-of-life anime shows and parodies them by taking place in an alternate universe, where cultural references to Japan are replaced by those to the totally nonsensical society of Gozai (for instance, we are told that the city of Junjunzu is shaped like a fish because the characters that spell the city's name say "a big-ass fish" when flipped upside-down).
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The fact that the old logo can clearly be seen at the beginning of the first and third commercials strikes me as inexcusably sloppy:

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the manticore turned into hp lovecraft
  • It was Spike’s week off, and Twilight had just delivered him breakfast
    in bed. Spike finally felt like the Swag Beast™ he knew he was.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...mindleap makes me feel sad that Spike has to stay a child forever lest he go on more rampages...
  • edited 2012-09-09 20:53:21
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I think I should read about music theory.

    I feel like I know less now than I did like 6 years ago.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    literary references and explosions abound in Theory of Gravity, the latest cRPG by Double Fine Studios 
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    control all of time and space as you search for the answer to the questions: what am i? and who took my sandwich?

    yes, in Theory of Gravity, you are not the standard heroic archetype so prominent in RPGs, but simply a lonely octopus, searching for his missing sandwich. a quest we can all relate to, on some level. 
  • edited 2012-09-09 21:18:05
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    there are several ways to solve each level in this game. you do not have to go in guns ablaze all the time, and that might in fact be counterintuitive to your goals. a real octopus knows the wisdom in stealth, seduction, and even altering an enemy's causality so they die before you kill them!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    For some reason I'm reminded of Mario apparently deciding his Ultra Boots and Hammer were unnecessary between the first two Paper Mario games.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    the skills list has increased from 3 to 30 in Theory of Gravity! Now you can focus on more esoteric aspects of life aboard Spacelab ICARUS, ranging from thaumaturgy to theft!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Pizza
  • edited 2012-09-09 21:26:40
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Pizza is one of your greatest treasures in Theory of Gravity!  People will be willing to trade you many great things for it! Information, weapons, perhaps even their lives!

    That is, if you can even find a slice in time...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    leaning tower of pizza
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    i feel like giving this guy a pizza my mind
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    i feel like giving this guy a pizza my mind

    he might be a pizza-kin. Have you ever thought of that? check your species-privilege at the door, bigot
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    a merry can humor
  • oh hey thats fine game you can crash while i'm 2-1 up against real madrid
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Fouria G said:

    a merry can humor

    BEER, EAGLES AND FREEDOM
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Fouria G said:

    the manticore turned into hp lovecraft

    image
  • one of rdjs best pieces of work:

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    as mayor of gensokyo, i promise to create a public transit system, for all the citizens of this great nation to enjoy

    we'll call it "laser bus line"

    it will be cool and not terrible
  • sunn wolf said:

    oh hey thats fine game you can crash while i'm 2-1 up against real madrid



    *restarts game*

    *beats real madrid 2-0*

    well, luckily for me, my team owns

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Suddenly I am seeing the word "thaumaturgy" everywhere and it's starting to creep me out a little.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Fouria G said:

    Suddenly I am seeing the word "thaumaturgy" everywhere and it's starting to creep me out a little.

    i blame someone else

    it was that guy over there, probably 
  • better than rdj


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    Wish I could get my axe to sound like Alex Lifeson's here...but I can't afford the roughly $29 million of equipment and effects he has.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should I take another Google Street View road trip?

    Those never tend to last very long...
  • Guitar tone interests me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Secret World of Alex Mack
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, bedtime for me. Good night!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Lee.

    The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Cousin Skeeter
  • edited 2012-09-09 23:44:48
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You know if not for the fact that the title character was a puppet I would probably have forgotten about that show

    It seems that good chunk of Nick's '90s live-action stuff fell into a hole, for the most part
  • THERE IS NO CATHARSIS


    THERE ARE NO ANSWERS


    WHAT DO

  • Guitar tone interests me.



    guitars in general interest me but i know very little about them considering i write songs for them every now and again

    maybe i will buy one some day but i spend far too much money on my drums to get a decent guitar on top of that. or now that i have a nice setup for my drums maybe i can save and get one. but i am thinking of replacing my snare....

  • why is jewish food so great

    i have some kosher pretzels and theyre fantastic. beigels are jewish. the special coke they make at passover is godly. i dont even like pork that much. maybe i can become jewish. or just a dietary jew.

  • Holly shit Prince Blueblood is a badass.
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