The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    I was more or less forced to go on when I was 9.

    it was both traumatizing and fun

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have never been on any, because I am a wimp.
    Me neither.

    Another similarity found!
  • I'm not fond of rollercoasters 8ecause 8eing suddenly flipped upside down makes me 8arf, and I h8 8arfing.
  • I used to hate them, but now I think they're pretty fun. Oddly enough, I think it was high school psychology class that make me reconsider them.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I went on a rollercoaster when I was a kid, and hated it with pure intense vicious hatred. Never been on one since.

    Right now, I have a Frosty.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    -take's imi's precious...Frosty....-

    -and places it...heh heh...-

    -on top....hah....-

    -Of a roller coaster! AHAH! HAHAHAHAHA-HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!-

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, forget that Frosty. I can always get another one.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    -places allllllll the Frosties on the roller coaster-

    -the sum totality.-

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But they'll make more!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Unless you steal/destroy all the Frosty machines.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Wendy's Presents: Rebellion of the Frosty™ Machines
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -hides all the Frosty machines in Anonus's basement-
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *is eaten by Frosty™ machines*

    *un-dies*
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    oh no

    we're all dooooooooooooooooooooooomed

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You don't get to die and un-die in the same post. That's cheating.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Fine.

    *un-dies again*

    There.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good! Now then. *grabs Anonus by the arm* We're going to Northland Mall in the year 1987 and there's nothing you can do about it!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wanna go too! I'll be good, I promise.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    MALL ADVENTURE

    ...what's at this mall?
  • edited 2011-11-10 23:03:44
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well it was one of the most popular malls in Columbus for decades. Built as an outdoor mall in 1964 and then converted to an enclosed mall in 1979. At the time of our visit, the three anchor stores are Lazarus, Sears, and JCPenney. What other stores might we find? Only one way to find out!

    Buckle up now, this could get rough!

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...the Doctor Who theme song popped into my head there.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Because of time travel?

    Also, first sign replaced with a less shitty one.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...I pictured a DeLorean.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The TARDIS disguised as the DeLorean? :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Theoretically a TARDIS should be able to disguise itself as something that matches its surroundings, but the Doctor's TARDIS is a broken piece of junk and is stuck as a police box.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sometimes I feel weird for knowing practically nothing about Doctor Who.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I just started watching it.

    There is a whole bunch of it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't think I could get into it. Too much of what the tropers call Archive Panic, for one thing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I may or may not have a new YKAHC in my head.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ooh, YKAHC is fun!

    Also, while I've seen every episode of New Who, I have never watched any of the original series. I wouldn't even know where to begin.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    If i get into New Who will you watch SGC2C?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Target or Kmart: which is less shameful to shop at?"

    Target. It seems every-time I go to a  Kmart I get the distinct feeling that the company and all the employees simply do not give a shit.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    CA hasn't watched SGC2C?

    There's something WRONG with you...
  • edited 2011-11-10 23:44:33
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But you have, Justice!

    ...I haven't in a while. And now for some reason I want to watch The Brak Show again, maybe the first season.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sure, I'll watch some SGC2C, assuming I can find a legal source for episodes.

    ...Which episodes would you recommend starting with?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I would say "the first season", which starts with "Elevator" on the DVDs, but "Spanish Translation" in airing order (as such, it is officially the first episode of the show), but the first season is rather weak-seeming when you get to the later ones. Space Ghost and Zorak's voices initially sound more like their original series voices before they relax into their eventual forms.
  • edited 2011-11-10 23:53:32
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "It seems every-time I go to a  Kmart I get the distinct feeling that the company and all the employees simply do not give a shit."

    ...this is unusual?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Is your Kmart dirty inside, Justice?
  • edited 2011-11-11 00:10:07
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I rarely frequent the ones here, I have many choices in Portland.

    There was not so much of that where I used to live Yakima (central), Washington.

    The Kmart there almost looked like "restocking the shelves"  meant "lobbing shit where people could see it".

    Now, this was known as a particularly BAD Kmart and the other ones I've been to don't strike me as nearly as bad, but Targets just seem to be cleaner, better organized, and more aesthetically
     pleasing. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I guess I'm enough of a cynic that I think not giving a shit is the norm.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heapers' Playground
    7:00 pm - 7:30 pm
    179 HUB

    Alice in Warnerland; Silence is Golden Family/Children. (2011) CA is in over her head when she accidentally becomes CEO of Time Warner; AU temporarily loses his sexy voice. New. (CC) (Stereo)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That reminds me of when I was a kid and would read the TV listings for fun.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You too, huh?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...what night does Heapers' Playground ordinarily debut new episodes on?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't know, I just like writing the episode descriptions!

    Why do you ask?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I'm gonna get all mushy on you guys and thank you for responding to my comments. It really endures me to this place and the people in it that someone can waltz in, randomly start posting stuff, and there's a better than naught chance people will respond in a way that makes me want reflect on the good things in life as opposed to drink in the way that makes my feelings drown in a horrible slurry of booze.

    I mean...I'm still DRINKING either way, but the first way is to celebrate "good times".
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I especially liked reading the movie capsules. If it was a movie I'd seen I would judge whether the description did justice to it. And they'd always have a star rating (1-4); what sort of consensus did they use to get those?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, and as for Kmart...the only one I've been to at all recently is the one over in Reynoldsburg. It looks kinda dated and worn-looking. The place hasn't had a proper renovation since it became "Big Kmart" in the mid-'90s and most of the interior decor is of that era. There are a few strange exceptions, though, such as the checkouts...they've been updated and the little is-this-lane-open-or-not light things above each register have the 2004 logo.
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