Today I identify as a pizza. :D You don't understand, I can't do human things, I am really meant bake in the oven and then be sliced into triangular pieces and eaten!
Also, while I was getting my hair cut, "Fields of Gold" by Sting came on over the Muzak. For a song that's supposed to be about the joys of love and such, it's awfully depressing. In fact, most of Ten Summoner's Tales, the album it came from, is depressing. :P
I am not going to keep reading this, though. It's already gotten weird three strips later and I'd rather not submerge myself in what is apparently a complete quagmire of bizarreness.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
Pinkie once more had the feeling that the presence was weighing her words, but this time, much to her surprise and delight, there was a response. Words seemed to seep from every corner of existence simultaneously, and imbedded themselves in her mind...to create a single statement.
...I AM...THE UNIVERSE.
For the first time in a very, very, very long time, Pinkie Pie was struck speechless...for approximately three seconds.
"Oh WOW! So, you're like, the collective consciousness of all creation? The grand unified will of all reality?"
...YES.
If joy had a sound, Pinkie Pie would have been making it. This was it: the greatest moment of her life. Everything she had ever accomplished, striven for, and aspired to be, culminated in this instant: Pinkamena Diane Pie could now claim, with 100% veracity, that she was friends with the Entire. Bucking. UNIVERSE.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
It's written in a form of English that tries not to use loanwords from any other languages, including Latin and its relatives. Very interesting, to say the least.
Barack Hussein Obama (b. 1961, Honolulu, Hawaii) is an Americkish ricsman, law teacher, and now the 44th Foresitter of the Banded Folkdoms of Americksland.
In 2004, he was draught to the BF Eldersmoot to stand for the Folkdom of Rightspeekland ("Illinois" in English). In 2007 he set forth his running in the 2008 Foresitter Draft as a mootman of the Folkrike Mootband. He won over the Commonwealth Mootband runner John McCain and became the land's first Africkish-Americkish foresitter.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Confession: Whenever I see "rike" in the article, I can't help but think of that 4chan post where "Miyamoto" rants about the Zelda fanbase.
Life. What a lovely word! But what happens in life? Many things can happen in life. One can also learn about many things, such as about deer, weather or speech. The ytheed of folk are lovely in many unlike ways. Maybe you like reird just for its own sake. Or maybe it is for a deeper inthing. It is best to start learning another land's speech when one is young. One might say one would learn French as another tongue, if one should live in Northland (Canada). Still, it is never too late to learn a new speech. But what is to happen when one grows elder? This now is when you truly take forth indeed. You can learn much about spell, or what ever you choose!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Not quite, but I'm honestly not sure if this is worse or not.
It's kind of hard to explain. Here's the TVTropes page if you're so inclined to take a look at it.
The Lord Lucan Missing Person's helpline sounds like a good name for a band.
So apparently this
is the first strip of the infamous Unicorn Jelly.
They're right, it really does start out simply.
I am not going to keep reading this, though. It's already gotten weird three strips later and I'd rather not submerge myself in what is apparently a complete quagmire of bizarreness.
I'm gonna be here for three hours or so till the London flight.
This is great.
Actually, I was annoyed by it until I discovered that they call spacetravel "starcraft".
This is a change we should all strive to implement.
I wish there existed a hat that I looked good in.
I can't parse this, but I think I agree with it.
Maybe.
IMIPOLEX K
Gee I'm tired.