You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Show of hands: who here is surprised that I read Truant's post in Bubbles' voice?
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Look at how the article is written as well. I know the Daily Mail is a tabloid but the article isn't very coy about fears of them running to England for refuge. I guess Europe has reserved themselves the right to hate on at least one minority.
none of you will understand why this picture is awesome
Hes slow as fuck
Pace 12 for a Premier League striker?
Are ye having a chuckle?
but
dat set pieces
dat finishing
dat aerial ability
dat technique/first touch
dat off the ball movement/teamwork/determination
dat literally everything except pace which i can train him for anyway
dat him having dem stats and hes only goddamn 18
ill stick him in the middle in between danny welbeck and carlos fierro, they're not lacking pace, and hes going to score boatloads, boatloads i tell you
Ill lead through and dominate this microphone I speak through
Im writing for the people, bite it if you need to
I can see through and see that, you saw an MC and tried to be that
That MC you saw was me can you believe that? And obey that?
True lyrics will always subvice and meaning rhymes equal actual life
Its the true essence in ebony, trace your record-sales G
Somethings are pure luck, other things are meant to be
I bet theyll mention me, in the next century:
KRS-One, innovator in early rap-poetry Simultaneously you will be forgotten
While in the year 2000 Criminal Minded will still be rocking
You waste your time battling me I got mine happening, see?
You should have thought G, a little bit sooner
Instead of battling me you need your plan your longevity
Before you die broke like Sammy Davis junior
The solar, followed by the looter, followed by the solar
Followed by McDonalds and Coca-Cola
The point is whatever the outcome of the battle
The day goes on with more french fries and soda
One, two and you dont quit, Goldie has got to be the real sure shit
One, two and you dont quit, KRS-One and yes we do it like this Followed by McDonalds and Coca-Cola The point is whatever the outcome of the battle The day goes on with more french fries and soda One, two and you dont quit, Goldie has got to be the real sure shit One, two and you dont quit, KRS-One and yes we do it like this
dat literally everything except pace which i can train him for anyway
dat him having dem stats and hes only goddamn 18
ill stick him in the middle in between danny welbeck and carlos fierro, they're not lacking pace, and hes going to score boatloads, boatloads i tell you
dat literally everything except pace which i can train him for anyway
dat him having dem stats and hes only goddamn 18
ill stick him in the middle in between danny welbeck and carlos fierro, they're not lacking pace, and hes going to score boatloads, boatloads i tell you
So?
FM is about da pace and da acceleration.
See this here is the difference between football and American football
football: talking about "aerial ability" and "set pieces" and quaint little terms like "striker"
so ill put him on individual focus training for quickness and hell be like 14-15 pace in just a few seasons which is more than enough with dem stats, and given that hes going to be playing alongside welbeck who is a rocket and fierro who skins defenders for fun, hes going to kick ass
all my side needs is a proper finisher and this guy is legit, already. when hes 25 hes going to be the best striker in the world
he does need a work permit though
also lol i signed keisuke honda and got a congratulatory email from the directors saying 'good job were going to sell loads of shirts in japan'
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
On other oddball relations between the United States and the old world, on average the longest-running comic strip feature in all the local newspapers here since at least the 60's has been Andy Capp
Just about nobody knows Andy's origin, either. Most folks here have always assumed the strip is set in New York or Boston
See this here is the difference between football and American football
football: talking about "aerial ability" and "set pieces" and quaint little terms like "striker"
American football: grunts and burps
hut hut hike the quarterback touchdown!!!!
that is literally all my knowledge of american football. though by my half-american heritage i am obliged to support the redskins. i gather that is generally not a good thing
so ill put him on individual focus training for quickness and hell be like 14-15 pace in just a few seasons which is more than enough with dem stats, and given that hes going to be playing alongside welbeck who is a rocket and fierro who skins defenders for fun, hes going to kick ass
all my side needs is a proper finisher and this guy is legit, already. when hes 25 hes going to be the best striker in the world
he does need a work permit though
also lol i signed keisuke honda and got a congratulatory email from the directors saying 'good job were going to sell loads of shirts in japan'
i wish i had more Perfectionists in my team, i only have one. hes my second choice goalie. japanese guy with 16 eccentricity who is only 5'6" yet still somehow regularly outjumps 6 foot plus strikers to catch crosses. hes fucking mental and i love him
Also, got the privilege of watching Barack Obama's speech at the Democratic convention last night. I'm rarely impressed by speeches (and am totally aware that some of the stuff in it was iffy. When is stuff in a speech not iffy?) but I'm more sure now than ever that I'm voting for him as opposed to third party (Romney was never even an option for me, tbh).
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I really, really don't want to throw Godwin's Law in here, but it's so tempting...
but
dat set pieces
dat finishing
dat aerial ability
dat technique/first touch
dat off the ball movement/teamwork/determination
dat literally everything except pace which i can train him for anyway
dat him having dem stats and hes only goddamn 18
ill stick him in the middle in between danny welbeck and carlos fierro, they're not lacking pace, and hes going to score boatloads, boatloads i tell you
Im writing for the people, bite it if you need to
I can see through and see that, you saw an MC and tried to be that
That MC you saw was me can you believe that? And obey that?
True lyrics will always subvice and meaning rhymes equal actual life
Its the true essence in ebony, trace your record-sales G
Somethings are pure luck, other things are meant to be
I bet theyll mention me, in the next century:
KRS-One, innovator in early rap-poetry
Simultaneously you will be forgotten
While in the year 2000 Criminal Minded will still be rocking
You waste your time battling me I got mine happening, see?
You should have thought G, a little bit sooner
Instead of battling me you need your plan your longevity
Before you die broke like Sammy Davis junior
The solar, followed by the looter, followed by the solar
Followed by McDonalds and Coca-Cola
The point is whatever the outcome of the battle
The day goes on with more french fries and soda
One, two and you dont quit, Goldie has got to be the real sure shit
One, two and you dont quit, KRS-One and yes we do it like this
Followed by McDonalds and Coca-Cola
The point is whatever the outcome of the battle
The day goes on with more french fries and soda
One, two and you dont quit, Goldie has got to be the real sure shit
One, two and you dont quit, KRS-One and yes we do it like this
So?
FM is about da pace and da acceleration.
See this here is the difference between football and American football
football: talking about "aerial ability" and "set pieces" and quaint little terms like "striker"
American football: grunts and burps
so ill put him on individual focus training for quickness and hell be like 14-15 pace in just a few seasons which is more than enough with dem stats, and given that hes going to be playing alongside welbeck who is a rocket and fierro who skins defenders for fun, hes going to kick ass
all my side needs is a proper finisher and this guy is legit, already. when hes 25 hes going to be the best striker in the world
he does need a work permit though
also lol i signed keisuke honda and got a congratulatory email from the directors saying 'good job were going to sell loads of shirts in japan'
On other oddball relations between the United States and the old world, on average the longest-running comic strip feature in all the local newspapers here since at least the 60's has been Andy Capp
Just about nobody knows Andy's origin, either. Most folks here have always assumed the strip is set in New York or Boston
hut hut hike the quarterback touchdown!!!!
that is literally all my knowledge of american football. though by my half-american heritage i am obliged to support the redskins. i gather that is generally not a good thing
ACT I
SCENE I. Venice. A street.
discussing little endian and big endian processors again
MIPS is big endian. We <3 MIPS
Determined. which is more than good enough for me
i wish i had more Perfectionists in my team, i only have one. hes my second choice goalie. japanese guy with 16 eccentricity who is only 5'6" yet still somehow regularly outjumps 6 foot plus strikers to catch crosses. hes fucking mental and i love him
i ordered a new laptop and have just found out that im apparently getting an xbox 360 for free with it
this is notbad and prettycool
Radiant Silvergun will murder you in your sleep.
Also, got the privilege of watching Barack Obama's speech at the Democratic convention last night. I'm rarely impressed by speeches (and am totally aware that some of the stuff in it was iffy. When is stuff in a speech not iffy?) but I'm more sure now than ever that I'm voting for him as opposed to third party (Romney was never even an option for me, tbh).
well thank you, Tre
i'm seeing them live later this month. they're playing in a forest. gonna be cool
also, they have an even more excellent music video
Also mother and my brother are coming to take me out to dinner tonight.