You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Obsessive 22-year-old genderfuck whose only goal in life is to have fun. Loves horses and her boyfriend too.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
That reminds me: When you were asking about Castlevania romhacks a few weeks ago, I was going to recommend Castlevania Blood Moon, but I couldn't remember that it was called that. Have you ever played it? It looks like something you'd enjoy.
I wonder what one of those things would be like if I had one OH WAIT
General
I am an oddball who lives in that part of Pennsylvania that thinks its Kentucky. The town I live in is mostly known for being an environmental superfund site and killing most of the wildlife (flora and fauna) on a nearby mountain.
I am something of a laze, who is far into music for his own good and generally spends my days playing video games, watching television on the computer (modern technology is just wonderful) and listening to records. That's when I'm not being exhausted from the rather demanding (for me anyway) work I do at night, but I need my moneyz, man.
I've been trying to get out of the house more often lately, time will tell if I succeed.
I also have horrible luck with women, but that need not be elaborated upon.
Online
I think I joined originally sometime in 2011, but I didn't really post much. I picked up my membership here in February 2012 after being banned from TVTropes. This provided a nice, quiter alternative to the hours I once spent on that site. Nowadays, my time is split between this site, IJBM-2, and the [adult swim] forums. Mostly their Toonami board.
Family
Cuz why not talk about my fam?
I live in a house with five other people, my mother, stepfather, and three of my four brothers (the fourth lives with my biological father in Florida)
I have a rather complicated family life, I don't talk about it too much, but I figure I can here. Long story short, my family is part of the massive A####-Knightz-Fogel Clan (known as The A####sberg Clan by the more pretentious family members), and I have relatives I keep in semifrequent contact with around the world (in fact, I have somewhat close relatives on every continent sans Antarctica). Since I'm a rather boring person myself and don't get to travel too much, I like to talk to these people as it provides interesting insight from other points of view. As a note, offhand references to "my cousin" can refer to one of several people, as I have a fuckton of cousins, second-cousins, and third-cousins that I interact with on a semi-regular basis, but usually my tech-head cousin, who most of us call Kiki, who I interact with the most often. You may also see me refer to Kiki as "the one who invented her own OS", as she in fact, did do that (it's some Linux setup, but I don't know the details, or even how hard that is to do, to be completely honest).
Hobbies
I also write and make music sometimes. I use FL Studio for the most part, and if you're curious to hear what I have made, it's on my bandcamp which you can find by searching for "Skullboy" (the name of my entertainment label, consisting solely of myself and Tre) on that site. It's mostly sample-based stuff, for my part. I'm also a former member of loose rap collective Cult of the Ape, and by consequence, tape-only label Cassette Assassins. I had a falling out with the label head as well as the "cassette only" policy of the label, but I do sometimes work with the artists on the successor label Lightwave Records/Assassins' Legacy. Unfortunately, unless you're willing to go to Pennsylvania and buy it, my music put out this way is largely unavailable. My writing (which is not a terribly serious endeavor on my part, mostly just an exercise in rambly weirdness) is linked to below.
I am also currently endeavoring to learn how to draw at least competently by year's end. Time will tell if I succeed or not.
I do have a tumblr ("Lazulian Philosophy in D. Minor") that you can follow if you desire, but it's really nothing special.
Random List of things I like
music
laserbeams
jellyfish
lavalamps
those kitschy glowing skulls they sell at Spencer's
the mall
the ocean
Maryland
vowels
literature
names
salty snacks
soda
cheese
fried chicken
that barbecue sauce they have at Arby's
the primary colors
Minecraft,
Toonami
anime
and dragons.
and one moooooooooooore thing
Yes I know it's absurdly self-indulgent and no one will ever read the entire thing. I don't care very much.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I completely forgot about our profile feature until now. I was going to fill some of it out when we first got it, but I had no idea what to put in it.
Imipolex G, vampire hunter. Psychedelic squid is his sidekick. imi fanfiction! ^_^ He will be amused by this. (honestly I don't think I will make real people into game characters but still it struck me as humorous)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So apparently outside of Internetland admitting you still watch The Powerpuff Girls as a 22-year-old "man" means you're brave or something
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
As soon as I saw Mabel's '80s outfit I knew I would have to use it as an avatar
I think that is a fanon thing mostly since officially they all look like flat lolis. ; )
Depends on what game you're playing. The character portraits for Scarlet Weather Rhapsody (an official game, but not drawn by ZUN) have the girls at assorted sizes, but it's hard to tell with Patchy as she's wearing that nightgown thing.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I think that is a fanon thing mostly since officially they all look like flat lolis. ; )
Note that flat-chestedness alone doesn't make one a pettanko, but rather the associated worries and personality that come from being keenly aware of it, especially compared to girls of more typical sizes around her. A flat chest is a STATUS symbol! Extremely rare and VALUABLE!
Cross-country + church + homework + infinity explicit and implied misgenderings from people who don't know + having to misgender herself so she isn't outed = very tired Boney
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Comments
the fake ads on the torrent site
...Yeah, I'm not very good at this.
I wonder what one of those things would be like if I had one OH WAIT
Yes I know it's absurdly self-indulgent and no one will ever read the entire thing. I don't care very much.
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FUNNY MEETING YOU HERE
But Patchy already has big boobs.
Well
I suppose that depends on who's drawing her, but she usually does.
Yes, but everything within is still canon.
It is a running gag that has shown up in several places.That feel when you've been looking for a song for years because you didn't know the title, and suddenly stumble upon it.
I was under the impression this song was called "Bleeding Heart".
*hug of solidarity*
Later, I can have legit ones.