The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, I guess it is.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's a compliment, methinks.
  • edited 2011-11-08 19:18:22
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I said it with a bit of self-awareness; is it any less weird for me to think about how I don't like MGM (the broken Kerkorian one, not the one whose library is in the hands of Turner)?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oh good, it worked.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Oh snap, it worked.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now the black hole will get you.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    noooooo
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    this is total black hole fighting music u guise

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    oh schnapps it's bigger
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I AM THE BLACK HOLE
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    NO

    *runs*
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -kicks the black hole where it hurts-
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ouch.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    do i win
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, I am a very low-gravity black hole to begin with, so you should've been able to run away.

    (I know this is scientifically impossible, just go with it)
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    well, yeah, unless i went into the escape horizon

    uh 

    guys am i in the escape horizon

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Event horizon? Eh, mine can be escaped by jumping up and down three times.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    yeah right

    i've heard about black holes

    and

    their 

    tricks

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Not a trick at all. Try it, you'll see.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    no

    i know about your black hole reverse psychology 

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fine. -sucks you into another dimension where the universe is ruled by spiders-
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    oh schnapps

    -gets a can of insecticide-

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    BISCUITS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    SOFA
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    A sofa in SPACE
  • edited 2011-11-08 23:30:37
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You will never do this, but find the cover of Frank Zappa's One Size Fits All. Big sofa in space with all kinds of constellations and stuff.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I know. I said that so you would do it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why does my pony obsession make Time feel more real?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It does for me, too. Especially because I tend to think of our relationship as "pre-ponies" and "BEST FRIENDS".
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Imi, do you still do SERIOUS READING?

    You inspired me to try and re-read The Jungle (which I didn't finish this re-read of).
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, I spent the last half-hour reading Hogfather (a Discworld novel, on Aliroz' recommendation). It's quite amusing, but does it count as SERIOUS READING? I dunno.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...what is SERIOUS READING, anyway?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder how old this decor is.

    Note the old Clorox logo.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Someone in the comments said the signage dates to about 1996-1997.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think that what I meant by SERIOUS READING was to read with prolonged and intense concentration. Like if I sat for two hours and thoroughly absorbed every word of a Proust book.

    As opposed to, say, flipping distractedly through the latest issue of Cosmo.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should Publix and Winn-Dixie fight to the death?/
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    No, because that's barbaric.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, what if I asked it without the unnecessary slash at the end?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Then it'd be fine.

    Personally, I like the name "Winn-Dixie". It's catchy.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Imi, I thought you liked barbarism.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yes, but a true barbarian would not waste a slash unnecessarily.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If I had to go by name alone, "Winn-Dixie" wins.

    I can't properly judge the stores themselves, as I've never been in a Winn-Dixie.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have gained an irrational dislike of MGM. You needed to know this.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (You posted right as I clicked on the thread)

    I can't really focus my interests on anything right now.
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