The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Because nonsense.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You know if you don't want to use this thread for road signs anymore this thread's activity will go down a lot.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I hadn't thought of that. Damn.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hey, the timestamps aren't broken now!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In 1999, the Federal Highway Administration was acquired by the Walt Disney Company. Disney immediately began converting the US's standard traffic signals to the innovative new Traffic Mickeys. The Traffic Mickeys were well-received by the motoring public, but had one minor design flaw--they lacked a "stop" function. As a result, literally every person who drove a car or attempted to cross a street after June 5, 2000 was killed in a bloody car wreck. With most of America dead, Canada could easily overpower the remaining US citizens and enslave them.

    God was less than pleased with this turn of events, even though the bodies of the dead Americans provided enough meat to end world hunger. So he decided to use his op powers to kick The Disney Highway Administration from #reality, preventing any of the stuff you read here from ever having happened.

    THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT ISN'T
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But what about when Zorak and Lokar and Rainbow Dash got in the TARDIS and made out with the Daleks?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think that was in the prequel.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And then the Doctor spanked them and Master Shake lit the TARDIS on fire and he shot him?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Wait, how do you make out with a Dalek?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You kiss its arm thing!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But then you'll get EXTERMINATED
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well then, you don't kiss a Dalek!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    but...that makes me feel lonely
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    because that dalek is my only friend
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hug the Dalek, maybe?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ooh, that's a good idea! I'm gonna have to write it down
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Something silly just occurred to me: You can tell this "Trash Heap" is a counterfeit because its title lacks the full stop.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I noticed that a while back.
  • edited 2011-11-06 03:38:36
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    I never noticed that before, but now I'll probably remember it periodically.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I find I have very little use for Twitter.

    I originally thought I would use it to tweet random thoughts, but I never do.
  • edited 2011-11-06 03:47:53
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to use mine sporadically, usually to ask type designers things about their work or websites.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...So I googled "longestaugust twitter" and the result that came up was "Tyler (@longestaugust) on Twitter". That was a bit jarring.

    The proper "Alice" displays when you click through to the page, but still.
  • edited 2011-11-06 03:55:37
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    I deleted mine a while ago, but I mostly used it for random angst or miscellaneous funny quotes from my weird anthropology professor of the semester.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I like "Alice" better.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ Me too.

    And for some reason seeing you say that made me feel good.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It seems I have a talent for making you feel good.

    ...The Early Show's version of the CBS Evening News theme always struck me as Totally Radical.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh, I suppose you do.

    You know, I think I needed you.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You've said you'd be depressed without me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I really think I would.

    And your encouragement makes me hate myself a lot less than I would otherwise, I think.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...I feel good right now.

    I mean something to someone.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's a good feeling, isn't it?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes it is.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Some say he grew a beard and still lives hereBut that's a damn lie!"
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Who?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Someone not this guy:

    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...what is that from?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    image
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^...it's been a while since I watched that.

    (I have both seasons on DVD.)
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Sadly, in all likelihood that spider had probably never been outside ever, so it's unlikely the spider was done any favors. 

    Intentions factor with karma though...so...who knows. 
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    It says he was a wild spider, though.


  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    That spider was in violation of Pokemon law!
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    what're you gonna do about it, eh
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    USA NETWORK
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    USSR NETWORK
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    OHAI IMI
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