Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Today, I ate more heavy stuff than I thought I would. I feel a lot fuller than I usually do.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
What I mean is this. Today, I have eaten:
* a cookie, chocolate-covered pretzels, watermelon, and an apple from the biology major kickoff meeting
* a free burrito from an annual mini-carnival that our school does
* pizza for dinner (though I didn't eat as much of this as I usually do)
Don't worry. I won't be making a habit out of eating this much in one day. There was just a lot of stuff going on today.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Dear internet,
Please shut the fuck up, forever, about the following items which are in alphabetical order for your convenience:
1. Bacon
2. Zombies
Thank you, and I look forward to the next stupid fucking thing you're going to be enthusiastic about long after any actual comedy or merit has been beaten out of it like a figurative dead horse.
I give Plants vs. Zombies and Halo's Flood a pass (the former are classic zombies in a cartoony format, and are surprisingly perfect enemies for a tower defense game, the latter are only sort of zombies and are actually sufficiently interesting).
Just to get it out of the way, we have a rule (much as IJBM2 does) that this site is not to be used as an emotional crutch. That isn't to say you can't hang out here (more members are always a good thing) just don't get like, dependent. But I'm mostly just telling you that because if I didn't someone else would.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Playing with the "Preview" release of Microsoft Office 2013, because why not.
I notice PowerPoint now defaults to 16:9 aspect ratio for slides. It's about damn time!
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no
no
no no no no
you do not
you DO NOT
say the P-word around me, sir.
I will eat your face and staple your remains to the ceiling should I hear it again
it is the forbidden call of the elder gods, and to speak of such devils is to risk summoning them.
I promise not to mention that word around you.
I was just joking.
I do hate polka though. Pretty much the only genre of music I unilaterally dislike, unless we're counting lowercase as music, which we're not.
what'cha mean?Zombies are just stupid, and they aren't even really scary.
ah.
Yeah that happens every now and again.
this is just fucking impressive.
I've been sick of zombies for quite awhile.
I give Plants vs. Zombies and Halo's Flood a pass (the former are classic zombies in a cartoony format, and are surprisingly perfect enemies for a tower defense game, the latter are only sort of zombies and are actually sufficiently interesting).
Well that is sucky.
Just to get it out of the way, we have a rule (much as IJBM2 does) that this site is not to be used as an emotional crutch. That isn't to say you can't hang out here (more members are always a good thing) just don't get like, dependent. But I'm mostly just telling you that because if I didn't someone else would.
Welcome, in any case.
And hi Tools.
And now you have found one! Huzzah!
I wouldn't recommend the forums. Not nowadays anyway.
Wiki's okay for the most part.
Hug and shoulder to cry on, plz?
^clean that up, corporal
Well that's cool, you're allowed to. I just don't.
Also, I don't think Ievan Polkka is actually a Polka, but I might be wrong.
dude I told you to stop eating rubber. It's bad for you.*mops up slurry vomit concoction*