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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    What is Target?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A department store chain. There are lots of 'em in the States.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A big-box discount store in the US.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I see, well US department stores don't make the jump across the pond IIRC.
  • edited 2011-11-04 19:51:57
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

    Also I've run out of stores to share with you guys

    There's nothing else in store for us?

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I went to Safeway, which, to Mother's surprise, was not disgusting.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Was it fun?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I got more pictures, so I guess it was.

    ...Mother said the people there didn't look as affluent as the people in King Soopers.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Everyone knows that King Soopers is synonymous with wealthy patronage.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well I guess the area it is in tends to be more affluent.

    (It has those "upscale" Earth-tones in its decor, too!)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I always found the idea of Kroger as "upscale" to a be a bit strange.

    I tend to think of Kroger as just the "generic" grocery store, though that's probably because my family did most of our shopping there when I was younger.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They seem generic to me too, for some reason.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Eeyup.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's very similar to the floral department at my local Giant Eagle, too.
  • edited 2011-11-04 22:57:36
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This exists, apparently.

    I imagine it's the exact same thing as a Kroger Plus card, but with a different name. (The Kroger Plus card is said to be accepted at King Soopers, after all)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It is.

    Mother has one.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have a Kroger Plus card, but I never use it because I rarely go shopping without my mother and she has her own Kroger Plus card.

    I do have a coupon here for 300 Fuel Points, though. I need to take that in so I can get some money off on gas.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...Lionsgate is in my head.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    SOMEDAY SOMEBODY'S GONNA MAKE YOU WANNA TURN AROUND AND SAY GOODBYE
  • edited 2011-11-05 00:01:30
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    CARTOONS
  • edited 2011-11-05 00:01:32
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    ...buh?

    Assuming that was aimed at me:


    Not sure if that answers any questions, but what the hell?

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why didn't the uploader name the store, or what area it was in?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    He probably just didn't care about that.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...guess he's not as obsessed as us.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ABC Inc buying Summit would be a bizarre decision.

    For one thing, I'm not sure the company is cut out for the film business (especially considering that the studio's future after Twilight is in doubt), and Summit doesn't seem to like marketing most of its outings very well.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But you've made a commitment! You can't just leave Summit at the altar!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So we can buy the studio, and make a bunch of changes:
    1. Your films won't flop so hard if you market them properly, maybe.
    2. You need to get in shape, Twilight is going to be over soon, and you can't rest on its laurels.
    To be honest, they'd probably not be relevant if not for Twilight making the splash it did. And I wonder how it will be remembered, too.

    ...and now I actually want to read/watch it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The only time I've ever wanted to watch Twilight is when I was taking art classes in 2008, and wanted to be able to relate to my classmates better when they talked about it.

    I didn't, though.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...Lionsgate and Summit and other studios are chomping at the bit trying to buy up the rights to other young adult novels in the hopes they'll match its success, too.
  • edited 2011-11-05 03:09:45
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

    So we can buy the studio, and make a bunch of changes:

    1. Your films won't flop so hard if you market them properly, maybe. 

    2. You need to get in shape, Twilight is going to be over soon, and you can't rest on its laurels.

    That does summit up succintly.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I love how you quoted the entire post just for that.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I wanna go back in time and buy MGM/UA before Ted Turner does.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why are Reese's Puffs so GOOD?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Because Peanut Butter + Chocolate = Awesomeness
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You've had them too, haven't you?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Usually the store brand, because LOL POOR, but yes. They're one of my favorite cereals.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    There are times when I prefer certain cereals to others.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    CANDY for BREAKFAST?!?!slashone
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes.

    CANDY AT EVERY MEAL:


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...oh fuck, did the timestamps break?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Huh, I hadn't noticed that.

    Probably a Daylight-Saving-Time-related anomaly. Perhaps whatever time Vanilla's servers are running on has changed already.
  • edited 2011-11-06 01:13:21
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why didn't I think of that?

    ...I have Baja Fresh-related cravings for more corn chips.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What's Baja Fresh?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE GRATUITOUS SCREENSHOTS OF TIMESTAMPS FROM OTHER FORUMS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...The Discussions page still shows the latest post as 1:56, because that was the last post before it turned to 1:00 again.

    So this is gonna be the top thread, no matter what, until 1:57 rolls around. Bizarre.
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