The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Anonus said:

    ^^When was the last time you were at home?

    Yesterday, but the thing is that since most conscripts are kept on-base instead of working nine-to-five, any chance of being able to go home is a welcome one.

    Someone just above your paygrade is undoubtedly having his ear shouted off at this moment

    Well, said officer is attending by himself, and I think we were just there to fill seats.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Well, it would behoove me to fly into LAX on my return trip from Japan and spend a few days visiting Mom, then fly out of Burbank back to Texas because trying to get back home ASAP from Japan would give me a 12 hour layover in Houston. No thanks
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Anonus said:


    Well, said officer is attending by himself, and I think we were just there to fill seats.
    ...fill seats? I thought you were being dragged there to stand in formation and maybe a good ol' pass-in-review
  • edited 2012-08-21 06:57:18
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Nah, we were supposed to be spectators. 

    When we got there the ceremony was already starting.
  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh.

    Work this past night

    it was a thing.

    See, we are, supposed to anyway, get deliveries for each department on each day they are due. This usually means daily, but some departments are slow movers and only get new deliveries twice a week. One of the days some departments get deliveries is a Monday. 

    On top of normal deliveries today, we had those.

    Then, on top of that, we finally recieved six days' worth of missing products that just plain hadn't been showing up.

    Add all this together and we were dealing with 4.2x the amount of usual product coming in in one night. And yes, somebody did do the math on that.

    Oh, but it gets better. Of the usually dozen or so people active at this time of the week, a total of six were not there. Three on vacation, one on jury duty, one called off sick, and one's car broke down. 

    Clock that all together, and you have less than half the department rushing to stock ("throw", as we call it) well over twice the amount of items we usually get in a day.

    A bizarrely high amount of this was cat food. I never. Ever. Ever want to see catfood again. I have no idea why there are so many flavors of Fancy Feast--it's food for a fucking cat, they will eat flies if you let them--but I think I will genuinely puke if I have to look at another can of it any time soon.

    And I get to go back tonight. Luckily the load tonight is quite light, unless something horrendous happens.

  • Well, we appreciate the effort you put into your job, Lazuli, even though we have no relations to your supermarket and honestly couldn't care less about the success of the chain.

    The mere fact that you're willing to work in this economy impresses me.
  • I've heard bad things about Denny's.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder what the longest snake in the world is
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ah.

    See, I had a dream last night where someone gave me a really long rope. Dream-self had a brilliant logical insight, which is that ropes are kinda like long artificial snakes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You could probably interpret that in a Freudian way too, but I'd rather you didn't
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I just found out that Richard Stallman was the one who created Emacs, which perfectly explains why it's such an obtuse, bloated, unusable piece of shit -- solid proof that programmers should never, ever be allowed to design a UI or even have their ideas and opinions heard on the subject. And Stallman wants the public at large to embrace his ideal for software. We can at least take comfort that scenario will never happen in a million years. 


  • So apparently the way to change the avatar on your Google account now is to pretend you're signing up for Google+ and click "Change profile picture."


    This is dumb.

    (I refuse to sign up for Google+, at least for the time being, because it won't allow me to put my last name simply as "H." and I'm not giving them my full name.)
    You know what's weird? My Google+ is just "Tre L." and yet I haven't gotten any problems.
  • Okay so apparently I'm really late to the news here but one of my 2 favorite bands went on hiatus indefinitely in April.

    :/
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Forsyth: And the program it was originally based on, TECO, was even worse; its commands make Perl look like a picture book.

    Even now, official GNU software has that sort of "cathedral" feel to it, like they know something you don't and they're not telling. Linux is more of a BSD-ish "release early, release often" model, and while that means the tree breaks more often, it also means the end product is less of a pain to use. Eventually, anyway; the UNIX Wars and the XFree86 thing didn't help matters much. :P
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
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  • TreTre
    edited 2012-08-21 14:43:47
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    ^^ Hehehehehe

    ^ who's this douchebag
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    it's one of the terrorists from the new counter-strike game
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    brb adding these to my wardrobe.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    why is the most expensive part of his outfit the scarf
  • It isn't, the real thing is only $109
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ...why doesn't it say what his gloves cost
    this is relevant information
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    You got promoted, Kraken?

    I thought you were dead, since I hadn't heard from you on the mothersite for months.  Really, I thought you were dead.
  • Protip: If someone is not on the internet, they are dead.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    On this episode of The Central Avenue Loves Anonus Show: Anonus and Central Avenue go to the movies! But will Centie be able to find her glasses in time so they don't miss the previews?
  • edited 2012-08-21 16:22:08
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    "This was fast turning out to be something she thought she would regret; spies wore catsuits and shot people, two things she had never tried and wasn't particularly itching to."
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    would've been easier to find nemo if he was a vampire

    /logic
  • I'm a fourteen year old girl who likes Hawthorn
    Heights and Skillet, because I have real taste in music......get your
    preppy shit off this video.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's kind of embarassing that Hawthorne Heights and Rascal Flatts have been my home state's only real claim to mainstream music in the past decade or so
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Well, no. I just got tired of the forum and after a while decided never to go back there ever again.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    It's kind of embarassing that Hawthorne Heights and Rascal Flatts have been my home state's only real claim to mainstream music in the past decade or so

    you're lucky, at least your state actually has people that are famous

    my state has

    literally nothing except farmland and trees

    and dairy products, mustn't forget those
  • So, I got a new computer yesterday night/this morning.

    So, after a long morning of setting it up, I go to bed, and when I wake up, it tells me that I slept for 24 hours.

    I eventually figured out that the time is just off, but I'm still a bit shaken by it.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    That would have been frightening. 

    Must. Say.  Something.  Intelligent.  Cool.  People.  Are.  Around.

    Um, It's windy outside?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Aliroz_ said:

    Um, It's windy outside?

    Build a windmill, have free energy forever.

    This is the best plan!
  • "Machine Gun" is extreme jazz in the extreme. Here is an
    album to make not-for-the-weak precursors like Coltrane's "Meditations"
    or "Ascension," or Coleman's "Free Jazz" sound like "The Girl from Ipanema."
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Okay!

    -builds a mill out of wind-

    Done!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Did that dude just call Coltrane "weak"? 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Aliroz_ said:

    Um, It's windy outside?

    Build a windmill, have free energy forever.

    This is the best plan!
    My university is the only one in the United States that offers a BS in wind energy

    not to say I'm bragging about it because wind energy is dumb. There is only one good kind of energy

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  • edited 2012-08-21 18:37:08
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Aliroz_ said:

    Okay!

    -builds a mill out of wind-

    Done!

    yes, this will also work

    ...actually, that is quite the engineering accomplishment, how did you even do that
  • Did that dude just call Coltrane "weak"? 

    he was saying that peter brotzmann is more extreme than trane, which is true


    trane is still better though
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I had my other two classes at school today. The first one was okay, but unfortunately, I think I might have confirmed my own fears about the other one.

    It's annoying me much more than it probably should to have to make time in my schedule to watch films about once a week.
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