The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, when I bought my car, it came with three keys...and each one was a copy.

    I wonder what happened to the original key, that would have had the Toyota logo on it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have a very vague memory of the children's section at the Columbus Metropolitan Library's Main branch having kitchen playsets, complete with wooden plates and silverware, when I was very young.

    They were gone by at least 2000, though, so it's one of those things that I remember but cannot confirm to have ever existed. Those are frustrating.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That reminded me of the Children's Museum, and then the Hall of Life at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science (which was, as of 9/27/2010, regrettably replaced with a sterile Kaiser Permanente-sponsored medical thing).

    ...good god, the last time I was at that museum was more than a year ago! Feels like yesterday! (My house was having parts of its interior painted at the time and we spent part of the day there.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...and now I'm thinking of the original COSI, which used to be on East Broad Street in a building named Memorial Hall.

    Someone actually made a website featuring a "virtual tour" made of old photos of the place, which I still find fun to look at from time to time; also I discovered it two years ago while I should have been working on an English assignment.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hai, I'm new here :p
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hello there.

    It's almost bedtime where I am.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I know I know :p
  • I'll just drop this here

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  • edited 2011-11-01 05:35:12
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    When you see it, you'll shit (on) bricks?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    asexual laundromat
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Awesome, my asexual is simply to big to fit in my washer and dryer at home.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now he/she won't have to be dirty anymore!

    If you try to put a sexual person in the washing machine it just shoots them back out again.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    SO INCONVENIENT! 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sprint Nextel
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cobwebs
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    T-Mobile
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Just got my T-Mobile bill today, the greedy bastards.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    How much was it?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Eh, it's always $50 or so.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...now I remember Mother not liking them.

    ...and now I remember AT&T's abortive attempt to buy them, and me wondering where a company musters $39 billion.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder how much my parents' Sprint bill is.

    They only have three phones on it (my mother's, my dad's, and mine), but they each have unlimited data and unlimited text. (Though, weirdly enough, only 1500 "anytime" minutes shared between the three)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...for some reason Discovery Communications tends to taste good to me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That almost makes sense, in a strange way.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Anything from when almost everything of theirs was the Discovery X Channel tastes pretty good.
  • edited 2011-11-01 18:47:43
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • edited 2011-11-01 18:50:56
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ha ha, I'm boobsexual so I can use whatever lane I want!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I now imagine you veering back and forth on the road.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Me or Imi?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Imi.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    left

    right

    left

    right

    can't decide which one I like more
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Lanes.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    DEATH FROM ABOVE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Where did everyone go

    I'm lonely here and out of ice cream sandwiches
  • edited 2011-11-01 22:46:11
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Then why not stop by CA Marketplace?

    Yes, CA Marketplace! We're getting you ready to go this holiday season with huge discounts on all your favorite Christmas holiday-themed shit and also ice cream sandwiches! Stop in today for great value and get up to 30 cents off at the fuel pump!

    CA Marketplace: Convenience. Anytime.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yes...discounted ice cream sandwiches.

    30 cents off at the fuel pump! Now it'll only cost $680 to fill the tank.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That made me imagine you with some SUV.

    You seem like the last person who would drive one of those.
  • He didn't mean a gas tank. Imi just has an M1 Abrams he drives around everywhere.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That would be even less like me.

    Nah, I just drive a little sedan kinda thing. I'd rather not drive at all, really.
  • edited 2011-11-01 23:00:15
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The NFL season is well underway, but this did not stop the Columbus Clusterf**k from doing a mid-season redesign.

    ...I imagine it would be very clichéd, and the wordmark would be set in Aviano Future.

    ^You want to walk everywhere or something?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    If it were possible, I'd like to walk everywhere or maybe bike if necessary.

    Cars are super lame.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It takes about $30 to fill my gas tank.

    ...My car has a small tank, apparently.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, Anonus needs to see these:

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  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Wal-Mart Television is a frightening concept.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Indeed.

    And, joking aside, it takes about $35 to fill my tank. (Gas tank, not military tank)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    where's my boyfriend
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    He left you for another pony
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    He fell asleep.

    I imagine Target Television's logo animating a seizure-inducing manner and having obnoxious music.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Now you've got me imagining that too.

    You know, for some reason November makes me want to play CA Marketplace again. Probably because it started last November.
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