Some people aren't qualified to be parents. They just don't realize that until it's too late. Sorry about your dad, Forsythe.
I appreciate it, but don't be. Someone with a life as blessed and wealthy as his of who are so self-centered that they pity themselves to suicide are no real loss to this world.
tl;dr: 72 year old man falls into ravine, gets amnesia, decides to walk home. His childhood home several states away. Someone is already furiously writing up the motion picture script for this
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It occurred to me that, as of yesterday, I'm the same age my parents were when I was born.
I have no idea how they did it; I'm nowhere near able to handle the responsibility of raising a child. Hell, it's 5 am and I'm sitting around watching old cartoons.
Centie, lemme tell you. If you were a parent right now, you'd be doing the same thing. Except the show would be Blue's Clues and you'd have a kid on your lap.
I've known people who have made the transition from "not parents" to parents, people don't change nearly as much as some think they do. And most of them are perfectly fine parents.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My cousin liked Avatar: The Last Airbender. I think my uncle showed him mainly cartoons aimed at older kids; not so much pre-school stuff.
I just read a Touhou doujin called Passion, For Your Sake and christ.
I have not experienced anything that truly soul-crushingly, gut-grindingly depressing in a very, very long time. Even the "happy ending" wasn't happy, though you'd have to read it to really understand why. It just....jeezuz.
The one downside of a fandom like Touhou's is that there's so little canon information on the characters that you can twist them pretty much any way you like without them really being "out of character". That leads to some very downer interpretations of people.
I mean I can not even begin to describe the systematic wearing down of the proverbial hope spot I just endured.
Jesus.
Just....
JESUS.
Why would you even write something like this? I mean, I guess the author was probably working out his own issues, but....still.
Fuck.
Also it has the ugliest goddamn art style ever, but I'm pretty sure that's intentional.
I'm sad now.
I actually cried.
It's pretty easy to make me cry with heartwarming/cute stuff, but it is very, very, very difficult to make me cry out of genuine sadness.
Genuine sadness will typically just make me angry, since it almost always comes out of some sort of misfortune or unfairness, and I really don't like it when people are abused. Happy moments will make me cry like a 5-year-old girl, though.
Don't get me wrong, it's good--it's easily one of the most realistic depictions of the inner mechanizations of a depressed person's mind I've ever seen--but it's also really, reallyreally fucking sad. Way sadder than End of the Maiden's Illusion, which is usually used as the gold standard for sadness in Touhou fanfic (despite its troll ending).
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Centie, lemme tell you. If you were a parent right now, you'd be doing the same thing. Except the show would be Blue's Clues and you'd have a kid on your lap.
I've known people who have made the transition from "not parents" to parents, people don't change nearly as much as some think they do. And most of them are perfectly fine parents.
This. You just need to be able to pay attention to and feed a baby as well as maybe adjust your sleep schedule. You don't need to burn all your video games, or go out and rent the first few seasons of Grey's Anatomy.
Your disposable income is likely to go down, so you'll probably have to be a bit more responsible with cash, but like many things that come with parenting, you pretty much HAVE to do this so you'll adapt along with everything else.
tl;dr: 72 year old man falls into ravine, gets amnesia, decides to walk home. His childhood home several states away. Someone is already furiously writing up the motion picture script for this
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
We're one closing ceremony away from the end of this year's Olympic games. So, what were the moments, images, stories that will stay with you? What will you remember of London 2012?
Whale: Right, but the song came out in 1984; you'd think people would know by now.
JZ: Hi! And just because #yntkt, I ate frozen concentrated orange juice out of the can a few times when I was younger. It was better than it sounds like.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It's hard to explain how my mom works. Like she's fine most of the time...
But then when she falls off the wagon, she can stay drunk for weeks on end.
Which, depending on when that is, can nicely torpedo, say, a job ect.
And when she sobers up, everything is hunky dory, and it'll stay that way (*At least on the surface*) for another 6 or 7 months or so.
Also, please, stick to parks, that story sounded painful :o
And when i say drunk for weeks on end, I mean completely hammered . Like "not standing up anytime soon, shouting incomprehensibly"
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
ETA: Most of the events that we won weren't shown on the Main BBC channel.
http://lubbockonline.com/filed-online/2012-08-11/missing-72-year-old-vacation-new-hampshire-found-2-weeks-later-north
Centie, lemme tell you. If you were a parent right now, you'd be doing the same thing. Except the show would be Blue's Clues and you'd have a kid on your lap.
I've known people who have made the transition from "not parents" to parents, people don't change nearly as much as some think they do. And most of them are perfectly fine parents.
I just realized that because of my work schedule, I don't get Monday blues.
I get Sunday blues instead.
I hate this feeling.
Holy god damn.
I just read a Touhou doujin called Passion, For Your Sake and christ.
I have not experienced anything that truly soul-crushingly, gut-grindingly depressing in a very, very long time. Even the "happy ending" wasn't happy, though you'd have to read it to really understand why. It just....jeezuz.
The one downside of a fandom like Touhou's is that there's so little canon information on the characters that you can twist them pretty much any way you like without them really being "out of character". That leads to some very downer interpretations of people.
I mean I can not even begin to describe the systematic wearing down of the proverbial hope spot I just endured.
Jesus.
Just....
JESUS.
Why would you even write something like this? I mean, I guess the author was probably working out his own issues, but....still.
Fuck.
Also it has the ugliest goddamn art style ever, but I'm pretty sure that's intentional.
I'm sad now.
I actually cried.
It's pretty easy to make me cry with heartwarming/cute stuff, but it is very, very, very difficult to make me cry out of genuine sadness.
Old school death metal song about killing the fuck out of the westboro baptist church.
With a fricking sweet power metal solo.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I wonder if he hitchhiked part of the way.
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
games. So, what were the moments, images, stories that will stay with
you? What will you remember of London 2012?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Also, does it bug anyone else that they've been blasting "Born in the U.S.A." when the USA wins gold? That's not what the song's for, juys! :P
JZ: Hi! And just because #yntkt, I ate frozen concentrated orange juice out of the can a few times when I was younger. It was better than it sounds like.
I got orange vanilla soda for my brother and Barq's vanilla root beer for myself. Both are aaaahmazing.