The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aren't you underage?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    There is no age limit for hoof-grabbin'!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Uh, OK. -grabs hoof-
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ADVENTURE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    wheeeeeeeeeeeee
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *arrests both of you*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But why?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Can't you read the sign?

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's no fun. -burns down the world-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (In retrospect, it would've been funnier if I'd put "MON-FRI")
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What jurisdiction is this?!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *resists urge to answer "CWCville"*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Counterclock doesn't come here often enough.
  • edited 2011-11-01 01:25:16
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...he asked for somebody to make him an album cover, didn't he?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not really. It arose from a bit of nonsense in the Trash Heap that had me calling him "Analogtruthboy", and he said it should be an album name. Then that picture popped into my head, so I hastily whipped that up.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...must have missed that.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You still read the thread?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Not really.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It was supposed to be an Aphex Twin album!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why do I want to be an old-media baron?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Because of your repressed sexuality.

    /Freud
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...so my purchase of ABC and ESPN represents my desire to sexually humiliate Disney?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Only if you mean the Disney princesses.

    I would watch that
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I like to imagine post-ABC-and-ESPN-and-Miramax sale Disney as attempting to return to what it sees as its roots of family-oriented entertainment.

    Honestly, the only reason ABC Family was included in the sale was because it had "ABC" in its name.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ABC?


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...upon the purchase of Summit Entertainment, I will own two films starring Nicolas Cage.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Which you will immediately sell to me, so I can make PROFITS

    ...You know, we need to get married, so I can claim legal ownership of half your company
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ABC Inc, a 50/50 joint venture between Capital Cities and CA Marketplace?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah!

    ...Now I'm wondering what we'd do with those Tumblr-branded grocery stores
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Should Capital Cities and CA Marketplace merge again?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Again"?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well when we rolled around in toxic waste, ABC Inc and CA Marketplace had to merge for the day.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh right.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    *Regarding No Adventures sign* Oh man, did you MAKE that? Because fuckin' saved.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...actually, I found a "NO STANDING ANY TIME" sign on Wikimedia Commons and edited it.

    I get lazy sometimes.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...so I imagine pony-self as a unicorn now, and not a pegasus.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    First thought: I wonder why.

    Second thought: Ooh, the kinky potential! You could, like, restrain me with magic instead of having to break out the handcuffs!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...is everything about BDSM with you, girl?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know it!
  • edited 2011-11-01 03:21:34
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Does anyone else wonder if giant isopods would be tasty? WE eat shrimp, crab, and lobster. They're pretty freaky looking and THEY'RE delicious...

    Just look at this tasty fella:

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    That's right, fatten yourselves up. Fatten yourselves up for daddy. 

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    Bonus: D'waaaaa...

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  • Aww. The kitten was initially terrified, but he came around.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They look like aliens.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The kitten looks like it's trying to read the Japanese in that second panel there.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They look vaguely innocent to me.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Probably because they're related to these guys:

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Why are car keys so much larger than house keys?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So they're easier to find, maybe?

    And probably so they're easier to grip.
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