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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Social status doesn't mean much to me, admittedly, but that's probably because, as I put it once before, I have the social skills of a yield sign.
  • edited 2012-08-08 22:14:59
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I can never remember that it's called the Eszett. I always end up calling it "the German double s."

    I do, however, rememsser that it's not meant to sse used as a a sussstitute for the letter B.
  • edited 2012-08-08 22:06:12
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...for some reason that reminded me of Fluttershy.

    Also, Lee, do you not like Bureau Grotesque? I've noticed that it went out of style after the '90s, it's not clean enough for contemporary tastes...

    ^Not in modern English it isn't. In German, as far as I know, it's just fine to use it as such.
  • You know what's actually kind of fun?

    Angry Birds in Space.

    I thought it would just be a lame ripoff used to bolster sales, but I've logged in more hours of that than the regular Angry Birds.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I thought two ss's in a row in German was an F sound. Or something

    also quirk's exception right here to preemptively cut off any schutzstaffel jokes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sludge metal
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    sludge metal

    such a thing exists, doesn't it
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    Yes, and it is grand.
  • well I just nearly jumped out of my skin.

    Laying down on my bed, enjoying some cheese when a fucking spider decides to drop onto my glasses.

    I mean, it was just a little tiny one, but still.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Spider ambush, that is also a thing.
  • edited 2012-08-08 22:15:02

    Of course!

    Here's wikipedia:
    Sludge metal is a subgenre of heavy metal that melds elements of doom metal and hardcore punk, and sometimes incorporates influences from Southern rock, stoner rock and grunge. Sludge metal is typically abrasive; often featuring shouted vocals, heavily distorted instruments and sharply contrasting tempos. While the style was anticipated by the Melvins from Washington, many of its earliest pioneers were from the city of New Orleans.
    Of course, I am ninja'd.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Not in modern English it isn't. In German, as far as I know, it's just fine to use it as such.
    (psst, the joke is that he's substituting it for "B")
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    To me, the concept of social status just seems kind of weird and pointless. Aren't there more interesting things we could be concentrating on?

    Evo-psych people think it's the biggest motivation in human life.

    I think they're full of shit and projecting but eh.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I have edited my post to make things clearer. This is probably what I should've done in the first place.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    well I just nearly jumped out of my skin.

    Laying down on my bed, enjoying some cheese when a fucking spider decides to drop onto my glasses.

    I mean, it was just a little tiny one, but still.

    I stumbled and crawled back to my barracks room after a bender and fell asleep on my rack and the next morning I found that I rolled over off the bed on the side facing the wall, so I was caught more unaware than usual waking up with a pounding headache. Anyway about 2 inches in front of my face was a black widow and her web that she constructed under my bed, red hourglass and all. A few seconds later I was all oh shit and that scared her and she ran off and hid

    Turns out every square inch of the barracks that we couldn't clean or get to was infested with black widows but nobody ever got bitten. At least while I was there. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Odradek said:

    To me, the concept of social status just seems kind of weird and pointless. Aren't there more interesting things we could be concentrating on?

    Evo-psych people think it's the biggest motivation in human life.

    I think they're full of shit and projecting but eh.
    Yeah, I've heard things like that.

    I fear they may be correct.
  • edited 2012-08-08 22:20:26
    My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    I fear they may be correct.

    Story of my life buddy.

    Story of my life.
  • well I just nearly jumped out of my skin.

    Laying down on my bed, enjoying some cheese when a fucking spider decides to drop onto my glasses.

    I mean, it was just a little tiny one, but still.

    I stumbled and crawled back to my barracks room after a bender and fell asleep on my rack and the next morning I found that I rolled over off the bed on the side facing the wall, so I was caught more unaware than usual waking up with a pounding headache. Anyway about 2 inches in front of my face was a black widow and her web that she constructed under my bed, red hourglass and all. A few seconds later I was all oh shit and that scared her and she ran off and hid

    Turns out every square inch of the barracks that we couldn't clean or get to was infested with black widows but nobody ever got bitten. At least while I was there. 



    well now I feel like a wimp.

    Though I suppose for all I know, that spider could well have been poisonous. There are way too many invasive species in this state....

  • Odradek said:

    To me, the concept of social status just seems kind of weird and pointless. Aren't there more interesting things we could be concentrating on?

    Evo-psych people think it's the biggest motivation in human life.

    I think they're full of shit and projecting but eh.
    Isn't that kind of easily debunked? I mean there are plainly people who do not care about social status. Even if we're only accepting strict, medical sociopaths as examples of that, it's still there.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    .

    Isn't that kind of easily debunked? I mean there are plainly people who do not care about social status. Even if we're only accepting strict, medical sociopaths as examples of that, it's still there.
    If evo-psych people cared about being easily debunked, they wouldn't be evo-psych people.
  • edited 2012-08-08 22:23:43
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Well for some reason every Marine at the barracks really had no problem with the fact that we were always sleeping, eating, etc within arm's length of at least one black widow while living there. It's probably because the rest of the base was infested with

    image

    and 

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    and those black widows kept these things under control so we left them alone
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I got the "social skills of a yield sign" thing from an old post of mine that I'd forgotten about until I re-read it the other day.

    I'm not even sure what that metaphor would mean...that everybody just speeds on past and ignores me? No, that doesn't make sense, because that's what I want.
  • Forgive my ignorance, but do evo-psych-internet-people-whoevers have anything to do with the field of evolutionary psychology?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The goal of life is to survive and reproduce

    survive and reproduce

    survive and reproduce

    and eat bacon
  • Why do things have to have freaking goals all the damn time?
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    Helps to set priorities, I guess.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    life priority #1: punch a hipster every day
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    put down that PBR and LP, buddy

    lets just get it over with

    keep your buddy holly glasses on though
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Shaun of the Dead, that's a good flick
  • Shaun of the Dead is fantastic.

    Edgar Wright is one of my favorite contemporary directors.
  • edited 2012-08-08 22:46:31
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let's make a Broadway musical about Google.

    I'm Feeling Lucky: The Musical
  • I want to break free.
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    Of what?
  • edited 2012-08-08 22:47:23
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ I feel ya, sis
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  • edited 2012-08-08 22:48:36
    ^^^Many things.

    ^And then rule the world?

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Freedom comes at a price.
  • life priority #1: punch a hipster every day



    I pushed a hipster down the stairs

    who's tumbling now, bitch

  • Freedom comes at a price.

    But, I have a coupon!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @JZ: Not valid with any other offers. :(
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  • b-but all I do is find funny pictures and recommend people music!! ;_;
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    If I ran the world, it would be a miserable tyranny

    just like how it would be if anyone else on this planet ran the earth
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    you can't get something for nothing
    you can't have freedom for free
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