The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    JZ is here, now our soup will taste good
  • NOOOOOOOOOOO D: Damn it mom, why'd you make me a cooking ingredient? WHHHHHHHY
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    All you need is a WHITE BICYCLE


  • edited 2012-08-08 12:27:42
    Also, I hate bra clasps. Now I know utterly and completely know what it's like to be Imi or my mandude.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bra clasps, the bane of everyone!

    Meanwhile, somewhere near Barstow


  • All you need is a WHITE BICYCLE


    is that the steve howe
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yup. He was in Tomorrow before he was in Yes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In 2002, Buttercup left the Powerpuff Girls over "creative differences", leading Jenny "XJ9" Wakeman to take her place.

    Buttercup then moved to Knoxville, Tennessee, where she founded Buttercup's Martial Arts Academy and Bakery, the only business of its kind in East Tennessee.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Wakeman?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    The main heroine of My Life as a Teenage Robot.

    I used to watch that from time to time.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I said Tennessee twice in the same sentence

    I must now punish myself by stapling my hand on purpose
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    Coworker: “Hey, I’m bored.”

    Me: “Yeah, it’s really slow today.”

    (My coworker wanders around for a bit before returning with a stapler.)

    Coworker: “Wanna see something awesome?”

    Me: “Like what?”

    Coworker: “I can put a staple in my hand, and it won’t even hurt!”

    (At this point I am wondering a little bit if he might be high or something, since he is saying this with complete sincerity.)

    Me: “Please don’t, you could really—”

    (He flips open the stapler as I am saying this, and jabs himself right in the middle of his hand.)

    Me: “—hurt yourself.”

    (He stares at his hand for about ten seconds before letting out an ear-splitting scream.)

    Coworker: “OWWW! Why is it bleeding?! Why is it hurting?!”

    Me: “Um, because you just stabbed yourself with a stapler?”

    Coworker: “But stapling yourself shouldn’t hurt! Why does my hand hurt?!”

  • edited 2012-08-08 12:46:49
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^^Oh. I thought it might be a reference to keyboardist Rick Wakeman, who, like Steve Howe, was in Yes.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Realizing that "Jenny" wasn't the same number of syllables as "Buttercup" and thus their theme song was ruined, Blossom and Bubbles sought to negotiate with their sister to re-join the Powerpuff Girls.

    In 2006 Buttercup accepted her sisters' offer and rejoined the Powerpuff Girls. In 2008, she sold Buttercup's Marial Arts Academy and Bakery to Creepytown Brands LLC, who closed the martial arts academy in 2010 and began operating it solely as a bakery. Creepytown now uses the Buttercup's Bakery brand for a line of products sold in grocery stores.

    Jenny Wakeman once again left the Powerpuff Girls, but her contract dictated that the girls allow her to remain as Buttercup's understudy. This proved useful in May 2007, when Buttercup ate a bunch of caffeine pills and couldn't get any sleep, rendering her too tired to fight crime. Wakeman's contract expired in June 2012, at which point she moved back to Tremorton to resume her crime-fighting and high school education. 
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    I fink you freeky and I like you a lot.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus and I need to roleplay a trip to a huge library

    We could be all rowdy and rambunctious and make the security guard miffed
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    must...stay...awake...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    WAKE UP
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Doing research is good, it tends to prevent people from accusing you of not doing it.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    We have gotten to the part where the protagonist dresses.
  • I fink you freeky and I like you a lot.

    :)
  • edited 2012-08-08 14:35:11
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  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    We have gotten to the part where the protagonist swears.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    dammit
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    rounded

    protuberances
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Yotsuba! Why?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You know why.

    I'll be back in six hours, approximately roughly
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's raining! It's finally raining!

    I have the feeling everything's gonna be all right..
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm seriously so content right now. I'll be cursing the rain in 10 minutes when I have to drive home in it, but right now I just wanna sit back and relax and listen to it pound on the roof.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...and the rain is gone as quick as it came.

    Actually, maybe that's a good thing; it means I won't have to drive home in it!

    Speaking of which...see y'all in a little while.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    starbucks coffee
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Eggs
  • *bux cawfee

    my dad works at one in a Target
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    va va voom voom
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Chrome 21's Flash Player is so much better than Chrome 20's was.

    At least on Xubuntu.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    gn
  • The sadness will last forever.
    night night
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm hungry

    But still in a good mood
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cake
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    stars don't twinkle, the moon doesn't shine
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
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