The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • attn all posters i dislike: please can you provide me with a list of times in which you do and do not post, so that i can make a highly detailed excel spreadsheet of Times when i cannot post without bubbling over into a huge fat frothing mass of drama,, tia
  • edited 2012-08-06 20:03:55

    Cracked said:

    it's convenient to have your browser store all of your passwords so you never need to type anything to look at your bank account, but leaving your laptop open at Starbucks, then coming back and discovering that you've bought the original master recording of In the Court of the Crimson King for a complete stranger is also inconvenient.

    next time I see an open computer sitting there


    ^ Any time but right now.


    This doesn't usually happen, it's just.... I don't know why some people arghlebarghle... ;._.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    hahaha I just played that words/scrabble game on facebook for the first time and won over my friend who has only lost once

    I was down like almost 100 points but I got two consecutive sets of letters that formed entire words: fiction and rioters

    and then I won by like 10 points BOOM IN YOUR FACE

    this is me, literally me; I am this tank and this is exactly what I did when I won 

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  • edit: Pictures why do you fail to resize.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    attn all posters i dislike: please can you provide me with a list of times in which you do and do not post, so that i can make a highly detailed excel spreadsheet of Times when i cannot post without bubbling over into a huge fat frothing mass of drama,, tia

    this man takes his posting career with dead seriousness, a good sir after mine own heart
  • The BBC said:

    As well as people simply telling the questioners their passwords or saying they would hand them over in exchange for some confectionery, a further 34% revealed the word or phrase they used when asked if it had anything to do with a pet or child's name.

    (*Facepalm*)
  • A TIA, or Transient Ischemic Attack, is a "mini-stroke" and should be taken very seriously.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    For repeated passive-aggressive behavior, AlirozTheConfused has been put on probation for three days, starting now.
  • my password is totally meaningless to anyone but me. I am told this makes it a "good" password.

    Also, freaky fish, incoming.

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    WHY HELLO THERE HEAPERS' HANGOUT

  • TiA (born June 11, 1987 in Yokohama, Japan) is a Japanese singer, famous for her songs "Ryuusei" (part of the Naruto ending themes repertoire) and "Every Time".
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Corporal is literally a tank.

    He draws pretty well for a tank.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    As a tank, let me tell you about my grandpa T-34

    on that note, I love it when I run across someone who thinks 'literally'  is a quantative adjective 

    I really love it when I run across someone who thinks both 'literally' and 'figuratively' are quantative adjectives

    The best, though, is when they use both to imply that something is really of a certain nature 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    in the most ironic way possible
  • Actually here's a real question, can something be figuratively literal?
  • edited 2012-08-06 20:35:01
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    More than 70% of people would reveal their computer password in exchange for a bar of chocolate, a survey has found.
    But that makes sense! I mean, take your chocolate, then quietly go and change your password...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh, PulseAudio seems to have crashed

    brb rebooting
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh, the headphone jack on my laptop seems to have given out.

    FUCK.
  • Mine is on the fritz.
  • My dreams exceed my real life


    This is my five-year old brother's 3rd favorite song.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm watching Johnny Bravo...Suzy sounds more like Katara here than she did earlier on.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BACON

    I has it
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Delicious Waffles

    made of the chef's melted skin
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I thought those tasted a little weird.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    It was truly a labor of love and self-sacrifice, wasn't it?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Was on the phone today hearing about the big drama/fight between my immediate family

    It's all good. Nothing bad here. I've got a shit-eating grin at the moment. The benefits of everyone in your entire family at least 1000 miles from you in each direction, it is a beautiful thing
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I just discovered something called bridgehunter.com. I think my inner road geek just died and went to heaven. XD 

    Before that, I was watching footage of drawbridges opening and closing on YouTube. ANORAK GO GO GO
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Drawbridges always scared me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to be a traffic engineer but I worry this is to ambitious a goal for me
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Someone dropped a subwoofer box with 2 10" subs on the curb. I guess they thought they were damaged because somebody (prolly a kid) pushed the dust caps in and there's a tear on the foam border of the sub which are both easily fixed

    WELL THEN

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    broke a string
  • edited 2012-08-06 23:17:16
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    " Lucifer also appears as a supporting character in issues of The DemonThe Spectre, and other DC Universe comics. Two angels, several demons, a human, and briefly Superman[2] have taken his place as ruler of Hell"

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    You're lucky you have Deadpool, Marvel. 
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Just checked this off of work filter:

    image

    Yeah, that's pretty funny.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    We're such dicks to each other. Wouldn't have it any other way
  • People should just pay me for existing. I am so fantabulous.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE TO GET YOU PEOPLE TO GO TO BED

    and if i dare say anything to you you'll get all "why does it matter to you" well it matters because I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT CONSTANTLY BEING PESTERED WHILE YOU'RE AROUND, THAT'S WHY

    GO TO BED
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I wanna go to bed but I'm not tired

    guess I will sit here and wonder what the hell I'm gonna do with these subwoofers once I get them repaired
  • I'm working on music.
  • WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE TO GET YOU PEOPLE TO GO TO BED


    and if i dare say anything to you you'll get all "why does it matter to you" well it matters because I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT CONSTANTLY BEING PESTERED WHILE YOU'RE AROUND, THAT'S WHY

    GO TO BED
    But, moooooooooooooooooooooom! It's only 8:40
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Hey, JZ.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Hey, it's a JZ. Hey a JZ.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hey there, everyone. How are things?
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