The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...okay, yeah, they sound very much like the Acme of the Web.

    Also I crave pizza.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Then why not order some?
    Central Avenue's Neighborhood Pizza Joint 
    ~ Serving Edible-Style Pizza since 2011 ~ 
    LITTLE TASTE! BIG PRICES! 
    ORDER NOW — 555-BAD7 
    Now with 4 convenient locations in Greater Albuquerque!

    edited 24th Oct '10 5:26:43 PM by CentralAvenue


    ...Wow, that was over a year ago.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Edible-style, eh?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The edible-styliest!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why am I obsessed with buying up companies to fuel ABC Inc's roster of intellectual properties and its cable channels? TV is supposed to be dying!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well obviously you're going to single-handedly save TV!
  • edited 2011-10-29 01:27:04
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    By how, blowing up Netflix and Hulu? :P

    By the way, Leading Edge's Hard News theme is addicting.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The obsession with grocery stores has returned.

    I haven't felt this way in months...I associate it with May and posting with you and Haven and Justice in the old Heap.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...Discovery Communications, too?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't think of Discovery Communications anymore without thinking of "corporate crush".
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...and it came from my pony obsession, too.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, something funny I forgot to mention about one of those Valu King photos: You see the thing attached to the post in the middle of the aisle? It's a thermostat locked behind a small metal cage, presumably to keep people from tampering with it.

    But...the gaps in the cage are easily large enough for a person to slip their fingers through and press the buttons. Meaning that keeping it locked up like that is entirely pointless!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...that place looks rather "dead" to me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can see why you'd think that. The whole store has a sort of dark, dreary feel to it, though the sections with the lower ceiling (like in that picture) especially so. And there are always barely any people around--I've seen Aldi stores busier than I've ever seen that place.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    @shallow troper couples: Oh, is that what certain people (not naming names) were complaining about in Romance? If so, then yeah, I agree; it seems like there's a bunch of horny teens on the forums that are hooking up with anyone that'll say yes. I didn't like that sort of thing when I was in high school and I'm not terribly keen on it as an adult, either. 

    Then again, I've generally had such bad luck getting people to like me that being friend-zoned in itself is practically a Relationship Upgrade, so what do I know, huh? 

    By the way, I said this over on TVT previously, but congrats, guys. XD I was bouncing off the walls earlier because I was so happy about it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Thanks, lee.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks, Lee!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...dammit, now I imagine Rafiki updating his shipping wall!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have a desire to play some Ace Attorney now.

    The only problem is I haven't played in months and now I've completely forgotten what I'm supposed to be doing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I haven't gotten Panty & Stocking cravings in several days.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let's post pictures I've posted before elsewhere!


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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Wal-Mart in Aurora got its exterior renovated.

    We went to the Town Center, the adjacent Sam's Club, and Fazoli's.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sounds like fun.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have a few pictures, I should get around to sharing some.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is the desktop on my phone:
    image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    A part of that picture is one of my "asleep/offline" avatars on TVT.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (You posted right as I clicked on the thread)

    I showed the phone to my mother. She said "aww, she's cute!"

    Also my mother and sister have decided I need a pink purse. She said I should start looking at the thrift stores.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Did they already know pink is your favorite color?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yep. They've known that since before they knew I'm trans.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...dammit, thinking about the different pony races makes me think of some pony with a god-complex who wants to be an alicorn.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That sounds vaguely humorous!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...that made me think of squiddle Tron.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    KNIVES
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    YO IMIPOLEX
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    YO ANONUS

    WHASSUP
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Not much.

    At Sam's Club today the 2004 StudioCanal logo's music kept popping into my head whenever I thought of big quantities of things.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My mother and sister and I planning on doing a late-night grocery run tonight. I might take pictures of the store, maybe.

    ...You see, shopping at 2 AM means there aren't many people to get in your way while taking pictures, but you stand out that much more for being the only person in the store waving a cameraphone around.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You ever get tossed out of a place for taking pictures?

    I haven't, but my dad has.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've never been tossed out, but I was reprimanded once by a security guard for taking those pictures of City Center Mall.

    I use "reprimanded" in the loosest sense here, because the mall was literally two days away from closing forever and the security guard really didn't give a shit beyond the fact that he'd been told not to let people take pictures. That and I was on my way out, anyway.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I remember those pictures. They are beautiful.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why do i suddenly care about telecommunications companies
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Change in the weather.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm binging the CLG Wiki again.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't find a good-sized version of this:
    image
    ...How am I supposed to make an Ameritech page on Logopedia if I can't include their last logo under that name?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    And "Ameritech" appears set in Frutiger.

    ...Segoe is a ripoff of it, try combining it with SBC's logo?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I got my magic pie
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ooh, what flavor?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The flavor of the voice of God.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...I imagine it tasting red, because I thought of James Earl Jones, who was for years CNN's ID V/O. I believe the network's 1994-2000 ID is their best remembered (it also creeps me out due to the black corners at the start and end, but whatever).
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