The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Bap is a good sound
  • Mormon Jesus is better. Because I prefer it. And I said so.


  • Mormon Jesus > Regular Jesus.
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  • so today I learned that there used to be a magazine called MALE.

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    That's about a step below Manly Men Doing Manly Things and two steps below Flex Mentallo: Man of Muscle Mystery on the "insanely masculine" scale.




  • Mentallo you say?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Why does Male magazine strike me as being inherently funny
  • Cuz it's got a guy casually machete-ing fish on the front?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's so MANLY.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    He drifted to Siberia, too.
  • edited 2012-08-02 00:40:43
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    movie is on
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    it's climactic scene time
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    literally every other word is being censored right now


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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    lots of bullets and swears in unison
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    jesus fuck he is getting perforated right now
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    shotgunned into the swimming pool

    ok that was a good movie, what else is on

  • edited 2012-08-02 00:46:01
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  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    I'm still trying to figure out the free version of Fraps. XD
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Free version of FRAPS

    you mean the one that only records 30 seconds of footage

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    veruca salt
  • edited 2012-08-02 00:49:40
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  • I have made beach music.

    Actually I think this encapsulates the image of a day in a tropical resort town, fading into sunset and finally night.

    Now if only I could think of a title.

  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    F9. That's what I needed to know. Thanks, Squid. *hugs*

    Eletale Monsters recording, away!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't have any caveats, but let the record show that my philosophy is "why pay for what you can steal?"
  • edited 2012-08-02 00:52:03
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    hey, it's your money, spend it the way you want it

    (btw invest some of it in fungible stocks)

    (preferably stocks that are between "fucking fungible" and "fungible like a motherfucker" on the scale of fucks.)

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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    and now

    they are playing scarface again

    i have the feeling that my swears will rise 20% by just having this movie on in the same room right now

  • I don't have any caveats, but let the record show that my philosophy is "why pay for what you can steal?"

    When it comes to software that its creators rarely see money for anyway, I'd agree, but let the record also show that this is why my former friend Jeremy is currently on probation for stealing a cheeseburger.
  • edited 2012-08-02 00:58:31
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh, I thought it goes without saying, but let the record show also that I support obeying laws to the extent required to not be caught and/or punished.
  • edited 2012-08-02 01:05:25
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    this movie has lots of swears in it
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    like, they're all "fuck this" and "fuck that" and they are positive role models for one such as myself
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    MUNCHIN' ON A PAYPHONe
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    say hello to my little friend 

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ooh, Todd in the Shadows has a review of "Come on Eileen"!

    Don't care if bedtime, must watch
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    hey, i just met you

    and this is crazy

    but i'm a heaper

    post nonsense maybe?

  • I'm bored.

    Domo Genesis' new album is okay, but it's mostly the production that makes it good (which he didn't do). You can only do so many variants on "I smoke weed, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan".

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    earth below us

    drifting, falling

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    all for freedom and for pleasure 
    nothing ever lasts forever 
    everybody wants to rule the world
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ That song still kinda scares me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    as does the one that inspired it
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ground control to major tom, your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    is fuck this guy's favored word

    does he gain a +5 HP bonus for saying it

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    that would explain him barely surviving 5,000 bullets at the end
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    but all those HP don't stop shotguns and attacks of opportunity, do they
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