The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Justice: Yes, but my issue is I would earnestly be trying to do good art, failing and my perfectionism would make me want to quit. However if I just drew shit like this:
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    I could stomach it, but the game would not be very serious :P
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I would play that game into the ground
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^ Even art that's not good can be tolerable if you work out a decent style. And I think decent writing can make up for art that's "still a work in progress".

    Preston's problem is he's somehow stumbled on a style that's grating and he lacks the skills to attach anything interesting to it.

    I mean, going back to old Penny Arcade, I'd say Preston's current level is well above Gabe's when Gabe started drawing PA, however Gabe's style, while not showing an abundance of skill at the time, didn't make my skin crawl.

    Tycho could usually be counted to have add some entertainment value to the comic.

    With Preston, he's somehow committed to this horrible style and he lacks any wit or cleverness to save himself in the word balloons.


    I kinda wonder what drove him to this madness. I mean, it's been shown he can draw. Honestly, if he just made tons of stuff like that Metroid picture, he'd probably even be reasonably well liked. I wonder if he desperately wants to be liked for his personality as well, hence the attempts to make a web-comic.

    Unfortunately, this is the web-comic equivalent to nature throwing a bunch of neon colored shit on something.
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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    Old as balls K.C. Green work.

    I think this is proof that a good sense of humor can save not so great artwork. Green uses the same EXACT expression on his author avatar here and makes it work.

    Preston has like...six expressions he cycles through, but couldn't write himself out of a wet paper bag if he had scissors. 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    JZ: Yahoo News has been doofy every since it started in the mid-1990s. It's all unedited AP rip-and-read reports, so it's only as good as what comes down the wire.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Has this person even seen the Holy Grail?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    it's

    a joke

  • edited 2012-07-31 14:47:26

    it's

    a joke

  • My dreams exceed my real life

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    I thought that was Solaire of Astora for a second.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I almost lol'd
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    So many take that path. Why

    Why
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    w-what
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    So many take that path. Why

    Why

    because it beats trying to study while minding the fry vats at McDonalds
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's not saying much.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Actually it is

    Right now at full-time enrollment (12 hours) I don't have much free time anymore because I'm always studying. I can't imagine what that would be like with part or full-time employment figured into that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Is that why 11.975 MHz only updates like once a year?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    https://twitter.com/IanPhil050phy

    There is an adorable level of stupid earnesty here.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Pretty much, yeah. I actually had more time in the Marine Corps
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I sure am glad I don't reckon myself a philosopher anymore
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO 

    I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BIRTHED ON THIS PLANET
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    why are there so many antinatalists on twitter, of all things
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I sure am glad I don't reckon myself a philosopher anymore

    You're better off, honestly.
  • edited 2012-07-31 16:09:53
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    why are there so many antinatalists on twitter, of all things

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Philosophy (and a degree in) leads us directly back to what we were talking about: cooking fries at McDonalds
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-31 16:24:46
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    I've always wanted an e-mail that's just my name, and thanks to Microsoft's new online Outlook Mail I finally got one.

    tre [at] outlook [dawt] com, hehehehehehe
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I still have some interest in philosophy, but I no longer kid myself into thinking that I have GREAT ORIGINAL THOUGHTS which deserve to be plastered all over the interwebs.
  • I think I've lost track of just how many e-mail addresses I've had, now that I think about it it.

    Let's see, I've had mail from:

    • Compuserve
    • Apple .Mac (no longer works)
    • Apple MobileMe/iCloud
    • Yahoo (Rocketmail)
    • Aol. (normal AOL I think?)
    • Aol. (Switched Mail)
    • Google Gmail
    • Microsoft Outlook
    • Microsoft Windows Live
    So... 9 that I can remember, all of which have the name "tre" in them.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    is aol still a thing
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They're still around. They own The Huffington Post now, for one thing.
  • edited 2012-07-31 16:40:54
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So i managed to get a little bit of sleep. It's something.

    ^^^ Right now I have Yahoo, GMail, and Hotmail. Oh, and an AOL address that I stopped using years ago because my mother had parental controls on it.

    And my student email, which is technically a Hotmail account, but with the CentiesSchool.edu domain name.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-31 16:47:39
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    The Huffington Post
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    remember when aol tried buying time warner?

    lol
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well they didn't just try, they succeeded. Time Warner is still hurting from that.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, yeah, I meant "try" as in "go through with doing so only to realize almost immediately that it was a bad move."
  • Philosophy (and a degree in) leads us directly back to what we were talking about: cooking fries at McDonalds



    It kind of irritates me when McDonald's is held up as a standard "bad job", tbh.

    Though I guess my mother (who works there) would probably agree with you.

  • Aol: the company I can't ever peel myself away from despite hating its guts with a passion.

    For one, they still own CompuServe and I've got at least one other account on Aol. proper (read: probably two). That, and as much as I dislike HuffPo for making Engadget its bitch (and being essentially a tabloid that tries to snatch its claws into ALL the news) I blindly click on their news reports rather often when I'm searching about news.

    If I could, I'd have hauled all my Aol. accounts to Google by now but unfortunately I can't do that because lole-mailaddresses.
  • AOL was the first browser I ever interacted with, it was on my grandma's Win. 95
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My mother worked for CompuServe up until the merger. She said at work they used to make fun of AOL for treating "online" as two words.

    After the merger, she got laid off... >_>
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-31 17:02:42
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    They is eeeeeeevil, I tell ya!

    Not CompuServe (I love my cs.com email, I use it proudly even after 10 years) but AOL and HuffPo and whatnot. I'm surprised Time Warner waited till 2008 to get that fester removed.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Philosophy (and a degree in) leads us directly back to what we were talking about: cooking fries at McDonalds



    It kind of irritates me when McDonald's is held up as a standard "bad job", tbh.

    Though I guess my mother (who works there) would probably agree with you.

    I think that post is as much a reflection of the usefulness of a philosophy degree as it is the status of a McDonalds job.

    While, not HORRIBLE, per se, working at McDonalds will almost always be the sort of thing you can do with no degree, but the pay is low no matter how you sell it.

    You know, unless you're working a corporate job for McD's, or some such.
  • For some reason, the guy who owns the McDonald's my mom works at also owns a construction company.

    Also can't you use a philosophy degree for like, writing books and shit?

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Maybe, but can you make $$$ writing books?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    (I would love to do that, but ultimately I have to admit that I write mostly just for the sake of writing)
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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    DOWN WITH POD-TANKS!

    "You seem smart. Would u tell the world on bbots about efilism/antinatalism and inmendham?"

    The jokes just write themselves...

    So he's either talking about this website. Or some dude who seems to be on a quest to be the most obnoxious YouTube submitter.

    I suppose either are convincing arguments for antinatalism...but probably not in the way this dude imagines. 
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Wait...is Inmendham both a Holocaust denier AND an antinatalists? 

    Wouldn't you have an easier time convincing people of antinatalism if you referenced the Holocaust?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Anonus said:

    Well they didn't just try, they succeeded. Time Warner is still hurting from that.

    And even when they did that they were still reeling from Atari
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Philosophy (and a degree in) leads us directly back to what we were talking about: cooking fries at McDonalds



    It kind of irritates me when McDonald's is held up as a standard "bad job", tbh.

    Though I guess my mother (who works there) would probably agree with you.

    sorry, meant no offense there

    it's just that's what a degree in philosophy is jokingly related to in the workforce
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