The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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    Why are you wearing a building on your heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead.

    Well, okay, you've got a point; the idea of The Learning Company reviving the "Living Books" name is more or less just a fantasy on my part.


    But I am genuinely surprised that nobody's taken the basic concept--an illustrated story being read, with various hotspots in the background that can be "touched" to set off little animations--and built a series of touchscreen games around it, AFIAK.

    I suppose the biggest roadblock would be acquiring the rights to publish well-known children's books in such a manner.



    The biggest roadblock would be getting someone who's willing to program and illustrate it.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Lazuli: You think so? I can't imagine it would be much harder than making a Flash game or something.
  • Oh, and writing it.

    Because children's books are surprisingly jealously guarded properties.

    And yeah, I do. Getting anyone to ever program anything is always a hassle.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Would the animation improve any over the old versions?

    Oh, I think one of the reasons Living Books could get so many titles was because of Random House's involvement. Would they be keen on helping revive the series?
  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    I remember those games!  They were so great!  I used to spend hours pixel hunting for easter eggs!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    That is a mockery and a fake.

    Apps are worthless mimicries of real things.  It is nought but a cheap worthless trash bag of nothing.

    That is not the dream of Central Avenue.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Goddammit.

    Welp, time to go gorge myself on junk food until I can't feel depression anymore.
  • That is a mockery and a fake.

    Apps are worthless mimicries of real things.  It is nought but a cheap worthless trash bag of nothing.

    That is not the dream of Central Avenue.

    You have absolutely laughable ideas of what is "worth" something and what is not, you know that?
  • edited 2012-07-30 20:19:41
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well the apps would have the added effect of making the Living Books more tactile than they were in the '90s. Doesn't seem "worthless" to me.
  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    I am aware of my own worthlessness, yes.

    I am aware of the backwardsness, stupidity, and lack of reason in my opinions.

    I accepted it long ago and nothing you say can make me want to go back on my convictions.
  • I am aware of my own worthlessness, yes.

    I am aware of the backwardsness, stupidity, and lack of reason in my opinions.

    I accepted it long ago and nothing you say can make me want to go back on my convictions.

    Reveling in how wrong you are does not make you less wrong.
  • edited 2012-07-30 20:23:45

    Well, an app is a program. People put their effort into it, other people use it.


    It may not be tangible, but many things of value aren't.


    Many find solace in ideas, philosophy, religion, MC Hammer and the like, and you can't touch them either.


    Doesn't make them worthless.
  • edited 2012-07-30 20:27:15
    Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    There are things more important than right and wrong, true and false.

    I never claimed to be reasonable, intelligent, thoughtful, or intuitive. I stopped trying to be right months ago when I realized that I could never be right.

    In other words, I am not ashamed to be unreasonable; feelings can be just as valid as fact. We are posting our random thoughts and feelings, no?
  • Feelings can be totally wrong though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The storybook apps are bringing the games to a new generation of kids who otherwise wouldn't have gotten to experience them, so I would say they have some value.
  • There are things more important than right and wrong, true and false.

    I never claimed to be reasonable, intelligent, thoughtful, or intuitive. I stopped trying to be right months ago when I realized that I could never be right.

    In other words, I am not ashamed to be unreasonable; feelings can be just as valid as fact. We are posting our random thoughts and feelings, no?



    This is some of the worst logic I've ever seen.

    Whatever, man. If you feel that any kind of media that's not a physical book is worthless (and you seem to), than fine, but keep it to yourself.

    I'm not terribly good at either, but I am a musician and a blogger. So it's a bit offensive.

  • edited 2012-07-30 20:32:38
    Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    Which is why I should not act on them.

    Life is not logical, reasonable, or intuitive, and it rarely makes sense.  Events happen without cause and without fact.  The past frequently changes.  Life is nebulous, rather than comprehensible.

    I never said that the worthlessness of apps was true, did I?

    ^ Alright, shutting up now.
  • edited 2012-07-30 20:35:19
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Regarding Brøderbund: I think they got sucked into the same black hole as TLC and SoftKey; Wikipedia says the rights ended up at Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, and Navarre (FUNimation's former parent company) is reselling the Brøderbund titles under license from them.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Back in the late 90's I remember about a good chunk of Filmation's old stuff being destroyed in a fire. Dunno if it was copies of shows or their backlogs of cels (and xeroxes) but from what I understand a lot that was lost was their Ghostbusters property. I know , what a loss
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I actually liked the Filmation Ghostbusters, but then I was also a sucker for convoluted transformation sequences and Rube Goldberg devices. That was the best part of the show. Really.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I never saw the show until I was an adult. I saw the toys in the Sears Wish Book in like 86 I thought and figured it was just the logical extreme of how a movie property got turned into a saturday morning property, and then later that year when ABC had TRG for Saturday morning left me more confused.  

    But the backgrounds for the Rube Goldberg sequence were pretty cool. That's the only positive thing I can say about the show, myself
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...600Mhz processor, 512 MB RAM...this is a cell phone I got for free and it's significantly more powerful than the computer system my parents paid $2000 for in 1998. O_O
  • Up from nap. For some reason, I had sleep paralysis.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ooh, that must have felt bad.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Sleep paralysis is awesome

    especially when you have a 140 year old crone sitting crouched on your chest with a near-toothless grin and wicked intent in her near-blind eyes and then the next thing you know, it's gone. Another fantasy babe gone like the wind 
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    hi where are the menes :DDDD
  • ^^^Yeah, I've had it on and off since I was 13. It's not as bad as when I was a teenager/in high school though

    ^^Indeed. Or when you're getting strangled with your sheets by a clown
  • hi where are the menes :DDDD

    In the magical land where babby is formed.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    You get strangled by a clown? Lucky bastard
  • I get weird fever dreams sometimes but never sleep paralysis.

    Fever dreams like when the egyptian crocodile god slits its throat to make gills to gift water breathing to all crocodiles.

  • edited 2012-07-30 21:07:13
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Me: Oh sweet, I have some clean socks right here! I'll put those on after my shower.

    Compulsive thoughts: Wait a minute, Missy. Those are the socks you washed today.

    Me: And?

    Compulsive thoughts: You can't wear the socks you washed today until you wear all the socks you washed Friday, because the socks you washed today were also washed on Friday. So if you wear them now, they'll get more wear than the other socks because they'll have been worn twice since Friday, while the other socks haven't been touched since Friday. You don't want your socks to be unevenly worn, do you?

    Me: You lost me, there.

    Compulsive thoughts: WEAR THE OTHER GODDAMN SOCKS

    Me: Jeez, fine...why do I even listen to you?
  • You should really see somebody about that, CA
  • edited 2012-07-30 21:09:52
    Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    Sometimes I find that I can not open my eyes or twitch my fingers when I wake up.  Is that sleep paralysis?I can still turn my whole body around, but I can not move my eyes or hands.

    I can not write my own name with a pencil without erasing and rewriting it at least fifty-four times.  I have torn up finished school assignments over tiny flaws in my signature.  I really miss my OCD counselor.

  • I don't know why that right-justified.

    I just got an idea for a thread.

  • Sometimes I find that I can not open
    my eyes or twitch my fingers when I wake up.  Is that sleep paralysis?I
    can still turn my whole body around, but I can not move my eyes or
    hands.

    Not that I experience. I open up my eyes but can't move.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *guitar solo*
  • I once had sleep paralysis right after I had a dream a8out 8eing petrified.

    I think my thought process was something along the lines of "Oh so this is how it feels to 8e a statue, cool" for a8out a minute and then I could move again.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Apparently I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Appropriate, for a zombie.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

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    i can't be the only person who liked this movie

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I've never seen it. However, speaking of Disney movies from around that same time:

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    I kind of enjoyed this one.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Never seen that one.
  • I found Atlantis forgettable, if pretty.

    My fave Disney movie:

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The Emperor's New Groove was the last Disney movie I saw.

    YNTKT
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    And it was actually pretty good
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Funny, I was about to mention The Emperor's New Groove myself.

    I've only seen it once, and that was forever ago, but I enjoyed it.
  • edited 2012-07-30 22:46:20
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    The Emperor's New Groove was indeed pretty fun.

    Cue posting of quotes from the movie.
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