The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's funny how when I'm feeling shitty my thoughts turn to the road.

    And not in the normal obsessing-over-standardized-traffic-control-devices kinda way, either.

    It's like I just want to get in a car and drive away from my troubles. But even if I could do that, I have no destination...eventually the car would run out of gas. I guess I could put more in, but eventually I'd run out of money...and then what?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: I've had that same panicky thought before, and always dissuaded myself for the same reason—I'd be leaving a lot behind here. My family, my job, pretty much all of my livelihood...I'd pretty much have to start over at age 35.
  • Imma go to bed I guess.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, I have a bunch of episodes of Good Eats on my USB drive for no good reason. I don't even watch it anymore...I've seen practically every episode, and the later ones are honestly not that great.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    DAY ONE

    I found a bottle of Windex in the sidetable drawer. I'm not sure how it got there, or how long it's been there, but I kinda liked it. Something about Windex is aesthetically appealing to me...the translucent blue liquid, seemingly dark and bright at the same time...It could almost be a metaphor for something, but I'm not sure what.

    I sat the Windex bottle down on the kitchen table before taking a seat. I stared at it for a while, as I quite literally had nothing better to do. After 15 minutes or so, I had the thought to try and depress the spray handle with my mind. I concentrated as hard as I could, but it didn't seem to work.

    In a moment of frustration I picked up the bottle and sprayed it by hand just to see how much force it would take to squeeze the handle. Before I knew it the tabletop was covered in a blue mist of Windex. I threw the bottle to the side. Is that really how pathetic I am? I can't even squeeze a spray bottle's handle with my mind?

    I considered retrieving the bottle to try again, but instead I got up and got a rag to wipe the Windex off the tabletop. It probably needed it, honestly...I can't remember the last time I cleaned this thing.

    I slumped back in the chair. I just felt so...human. So normal. I know I'm more than that. I know I'm special. Maybe manipulating objects with my mind just isn't my thing...but then, what is?

    TO BE CONTINUED
    MAYBE
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    that took much too long to write for the small amount of text it produced
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Morning
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Boney.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Hello Anonus.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Haha, I stayed up so late that Boney is up.

    Just like the olden days.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I'm up really early, though. And I'm not gnawing things.

    I should change that. *gnaws*
  • edited 2012-07-29 06:12:45
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Oh bloody hell, there's an old backup tarball of my home directory from the old lappy on here. From 2009. I'm currently untarring it to see what horrors lurk inside it; this was obviously a long time ago, and I've changed a lot since then.

    Oh god. cuddle.txt. I though I'd deleted all known copies of that. :(
  • edited 2012-07-29 06:15:49
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...cuddle.txt?

    It's unpleasant, isn't it?
  • I'm makin' pizza for breakfast wooooooooooo
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    A "story" (more like a wish-fulfillment fantasy) I wrote around the time I'd first started talking to Ally in 2009. It's...bad. Embarrassingly sappy and juvenile, to be exact. I actually posted it to my first dA account before I rage-deleted the entire thing some time in 2010, I think, in one of my "she must not like me anymore :(" fits. 

    In any case, the file it's in is mostly duplicates of other stuff on the 500 GB, so it's...

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh. :/
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I just tried reading it again. I had no idea I could channel Chris-chan that well. It's THAT FUCKING BAD. :(
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...I'm sorry. :(
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, I was still kind of immature and perverted in 2009, and it was because I had few real responsibilities (I was paying the bills, sure, but my sphere of influence was pretty constrained), and my brother was still out and about. I was still fantasizing about my crush from high school quite a bit then. Really. That's how out of touch I was then, and I think I saw Ally as a chance to finally grow up.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And oh wow, a bunch of Flash files I presumably got from /f/ back in the day. This is, like, turbo weeaboo here. I think you know where this is going.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So up until like a week ago the railroad grade crossing near my house was a pain to drive over--the tracks had, like, subsided or something, so the asphalt on either side of the rails was bumped way up and you had to slow way down (almost to a stop) or else it was like driving over a speed hump at full speed.

    Thankfully they've now graded it, so to speak--they milled the asphalt so it's nice and level. It looks tacky, but at least I don't have to worry about it tearing up my car anymore.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Man, I wish I could decide what to do with these Good Eats eps. I have most of the series here, but then, so does YouTube...
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    *gnaws*
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    OMG IMM SO LONEML YNOBODY LOVESS ME
  • @ lee4hmz:

    I once wrote a terrible fantasy story about 9/11.

    Trust me man, we've all been at the point where we want to burn something that we've written. Even if it was never printed and is thus incapable of being burnt.
  • unholy brick-novel hybrid
    Most concise description of Atlas Shrugged ever.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Isn't Atlas Shrugged a heroic tale of struggle and self-sacrifice?
  • edited 2012-07-29 13:18:23

    Something like that.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

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    Why do I always miss the fun stuff?
  • edited 2012-07-29 13:25:50

    It's a dang weird album.



    roughly as far from normal Kid606 material as you could get.
    Eh, I take that back. still strange though.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-29 17:15:26
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    So I may or may not have convinced my 'rents to use our Season Passes to Six Flags again.

    Considering how badly my last visit to one of the parks went (and the fact that we're not going to Six Flags over Georgia), I'm hoping this might be my second chance at a vacation that won't suck.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hope it goes better this time around, Tre!

    *accuses the next poster of being Steven Spielberg*
  • But Nicki Minaj ain't nothing like Spielberg
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    raiders of the lost ark

    a nicki minaj production

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Speaking of Spielberg...

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    http://io9.com/5928143/10-things-we-want-from-a-new-star-trek-tv-show

    Not even caring one bit about the show, just the image at the very top. Some 3D artist took the designs from the Star Trek Technical Companion and made that picture thingy. 
  • edited 2012-07-29 18:24:16

    I've always switched avies up a lot, but I really like this one and have decided to stick with it.


    In other news, Bach's Brandenburg Concertos get.


    Also some stuff by John Cage.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Speaking of which I need to change mine up
  • You should make it Deco or something.

    I was actually going to switch to a Lunchbox avatar awhile ago and was like "no, wait that might be weird. Cuz he's like here and stuff."

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I wouldn't worry too much about that. I have absolutely nothing in common with Deco or Lunchbox and little in common with the other four. 
  • I know, but some people tend to visualize folks on the internet as their avatars, and I did not know if you were one of those people, and figured that if you were it might be kinda strange.

    Good to know I don't have to worry about it, though.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    I wouldn't worry too much about that. I have absolutely nothing in common with Deco or Lunchbox and little in common with the other four. 

    O_O

    I thought you were Deco! Everything I thought I knew is shattered.
  • Corporal Forsythe

    career marine

    knowledgeable about laserdiscs

    little french girl with blue hair

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