You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Actually, you know what, fuck this, gonna unfollow some of these people, they are the worst killjoys.
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I watched the ceremony, and I liked bits of it; Paul McCartney was great and the cauldron looked fantastic. And Mr Bean was funny.
But Danny Boyle's stupid PC caricature of Britain was an utter embarrassment, from the twee pastoral Britain that never actually existed through to the questionable song choices. Actually felt ashamed to be British, honestly.
Apparently the change the school made on my FASFA was that my mom had no income last year (I think?). At least, it seemed like that on the form. I couldn't get through to the financial aid people because so many people were calling. So, basically, my mom didn't show exactly how poor we are so WSU made a correction to ensure our poorness, possibly backing my Fin aid up further. Fin aid which I need because I'm poor and can't really afford to pay myself or have late fees.
@ Odradek: Oh, I'm not fussed about the politics of it.
"Hey Jude" was one of the most enjoyable bits. I couldn't care less whether he's a Marxist or whatever, he was there to be entertaining and he certainly did the job.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth. Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average Heaper. There are many who far surpass me.
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line. Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I now own a volume of Scott Pilgrim.
That is all. Signing off for the night.
--advice from me to myself
>download FL Studio keygen
>turns out to actually be an adobe flash player installer
son what
I watched the ceremony, and I liked bits of it; Paul McCartney was great and the cauldron looked fantastic. And Mr Bean was funny.
But Danny Boyle's stupid PC caricature of Britain was an utter embarrassment, from the twee pastoral Britain that never actually existed through to the questionable song choices. Actually felt ashamed to be British, honestly.
"Hey Jude" was one of the most enjoyable bits. I couldn't care less whether he's a Marxist or whatever, he was there to be entertaining and he certainly did the job.
Hey JZ!
Also Aliroz danced on my grave apparently? What did I do? :o
The Beatles had three excellent songwriters, though.
They were both great bands.
^ If you say so.
Frank Zappa said it, so it's true.
Oh. If that's the case I make no apologies.
But for the record, I don't hate Aliroz, and I'm pretty sure none of the other TVT mods do.
Speaking of which, is Elfman officially a class traitor for this song?
the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had
expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not
listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched
the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he
stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were
demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket
missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the
ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
One out of 23523590823905 thousand.