The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    YOU HAD NO MERCY ON YOUR VICTIMS, SO THERE SHALL BE NO MERCY FOR YOU!!
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    your punishment is 

    you'll never be able to eat bacon again

    muahaha

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    I wonder what would happen if I got an ironic punishment.

    "IMI G! For your crime of looking at boobs, your eyes shall be replaced with boobs!"
  • ^I can't remember what webcomic it was I saw that made a joke about a guy getting addicted to boobs and then his eyes turned into boobs. But, I saw it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I was gonna say, I'd probably get sent to some ultra-paranoid mindscrew world and get outfitted with giant breasts too big for me to walk around.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wouldn't mind having some boobs...

    ...what is it about July that brings out the gender dysphoria for me?
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You would be doomed to fight Dr. Wily and his robot masters for all eternity.

    For reals.
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    GAME OVER

    PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And I would suffer painful and hilarious platformer deaths, forever and ever!
    That sounds like fun, actually!

    But what do I know, I think the idea of dying multiple times sounds cool... >_>
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    death junkie
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    it might be for the first few times.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ Oh good, I'm not the only one who remembers that conversation.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wrote it down, it was an idea I wanted to steal
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    My cousin is out fighting sweetrolls and what do I get? Guard duty.

    What is it? Sweetrolls?

    Fear not. Come sweetroll or giant, we'll be ready.

    Rorikstead's a nice little hamlet, but a boring posting for a guard. If a sweetroll attacks, well... then it'll be a different story.

    Trapping a sweetroll in sweetrollsreach? Damn clever idea you had, I have to admit.

    Gotta keep my eyes open. Damned sweetrolls could swoop down at any time.

    Releasing a captured sweetroll? I don't think I'll ever understand that one.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    My punishment would be being forced to read Stardust the Space Wizard.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Our punishments are all probably too close to real definition of irony to come from Stardust.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I imagine my ironic punishment would be being forced to sit in an eternal traffic jam.

    With the windows down, breathing in nothing but the exhaust from the cars surrounding me.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Wouldnt Imi G's punishment being forced to meet the Queen of the United Kingdom?
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  • Darn, looking at tvt is weird.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    This concept's going in the notes
    that's what I said
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    DESHI
    DESHI

    BASARA
    BASARA

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Where's my thunderstorm?
  • edited 2012-07-27 19:04:44
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Where's my thunderstorm?



    i killed your precious thunderstorm


    whatchoo gonna do about it

  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    I g0t 8ann3d.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz! What happened?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    What, just for having a broken keyboard?
  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    Y3p.  It was in3vita8l3 with0ut Yarr t0 giv3 m3 c00ld0wn hugs and with shichi's banning t0 3nrag3 m3.  8r0k3n k3yb0ard was m3r3ly th3 tip 04 th3 ic3b3rg.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hm.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Fighteer said:

    I don't know what ATC's problem is, but I disabled his posting rights until he sorts it out. He can PM one of us to discuss it.

    Basically, ATC is having problems with viruses, so he can't post until he gets his computer fixed.


  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, TVT just isn't the same as it used to be, but then, things change.
  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    m0ds h8 my guts.  als0 I grav3danc3d wh3n 8088y G l34t.  W3nt 0n angry rampag3s and d3rail3d thr3ads.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well that's not nice.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    They don't hate you, Aliroz.
  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    40r a whil3 t0day my k3y80ard w0uld 0nly acc3pt 3nt3r h and g.  I att3mpt3d t0 c0mmunicat3 in m0rs3 c0d3 8ut n0p0ny underst00d m0rs3 c0d3.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...can you get it fixed?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Look, d'you want me to talk to the mods or something, get this sorted out?
  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    I alr3ady hav3 a r3pr3s3ntativ3 0n tvt.  Als0 I think I pr343r this 40rum.
  • edited 2012-07-27 19:34:10

    You could get a Homestuck sockpuppet and no-one would notice. :D
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    It would be like tavrisprite but so much worse.
  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    What c0uld p0ssi8ly 83 w0rs3 than tavrisprit3.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You're not supposed to talk about being banned from TVT here. Over PMs, yeah, but not in the threads.

    I remember the "death junkie" conversation. It made me want to cry.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why did it make you want to cry, Anonus?
  • Never be with0ut a Hat!
    (2010 self)
    S0rry.  T0pic chang3 40r m311
  • edited 2012-07-27 19:48:23
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^^Because of the thought of your death. Also, it was a manifestation of your "dark side" that you used to hide but suddenly started flaunting at the time.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Because of the thought of your death. Also, it was a manifestation of your "dark side" that you used to hide but suddenly started flaunting at the time.

    That's what I thought. :(

    I'm sorry.
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