The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Dont Studded Tires tear up Asphalt?
  • So I have to pretend like I lost my laptop in order for my brother to leave me alone because I don't want to watch Dr. Who on Netflix with him right now.

    It's not fun.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tell your brother to fuck off.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Dont Studded Tires tear up Asphalt?

    Yes. Which is why you're only allowed to use them from November to April, unless you have the fancy-pants high-tech kind where the studs are retractable.
  • Tell your brother to fuck off.

    Can't. Unfortunately I am not of age to curse, apparently.

    I'm hiding out with my iPod in my sister's empty room now cuz I got sick of it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    CURSE, TRE

    LET THOSE FOUL WORDS FLOW FORTH FROM YOUR LOOSENED TONGUE
  • Tre: Is he younger than you? Because I'd pull the older sibling card.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-27 15:24:07
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    And now I got my room back but now I'm bored.

    Le sigh.

    ^ Yeah, he's 9 and I'm 15. My mom just told him and my younger sister to leave me alone but still, knowing them they'll be back. They'll always be back.

    They're like Daleks; you think you're done with being annoyed by them but you'll always have to deal with them again.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Yes. Which is why you're only allowed to use them from November to
    April, unless you have the fancy-pants high-tech kind where the studs
    are retractable.
    Is there a penalty for using Studded tires when there isn't ice or snow on the road?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I had this strange dream in which I accidentally hit a little girl who stepped out in front of my car, but I was somehow going slow enough that she wasn't hurt. Then a cop saw us and rushed over, and decided our punishment was to help him decorate the clubhouse for his daughter's birthday party.

    Later, I went on #yackfest and got banned for impersonating Buttercup, which was strange because when she asked me why I did it, I genuinely didn't know.

    Dreams are weird.
  • Tre: Well, you just need to be a majoy dick to them. That how my brother got me to leave him alone in high school. Though, I don't want to guilt you, but do you spend plenty of time with them?
  • I spend a little too much time with them, I think. I just came off from watching him play inFamous 2, in fact.

    I dunno if it's just plain childish resistance but I think I've made it rather clear that I don't always enjoy having their company in my room all the time. Heck, I'm kind of amazed that I'm that interesting to them; as you've probably noticed I find myself to be a rather boring person so it's a little strange.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Is there a penalty for using Studded tires when there isn't ice or snow on the road?

    I don't think so, as long as it's within the allowed dates. Given the erratic weather in Ohio, it's really not reasonable to expect someone to take the time to change their tires every time it snows and/or the snow melts.

    Also keep in mind that much of Ohio is rural, so you have a bunch of country back roads that will pretty much never get plowed or salted because the townships just don't have the time or money. Tire studs could indeed be useful there.
  • In other, less domestic news, I want to find a way to put a guestbook or something on my profile but I haven't found any that don't require iFrames.
  • Tre: Hmm...then I don't know. My brother ignored me most of high school and spent most of his time with his girlfriend. But, it sounds like you're actually making time to them.

    All I can say, is the whole older sibling worship seems to be at play. You could always try have serious talk with them, if you'd think that'd get it through their heads.
  • Hm, maybe I'll try it next time that happens.

    Gosh, being a role model is weird.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I don't think so, as long as it's within the allowed dates. Given the
    erratic weather in Ohio, it's really not reasonable to expect someone to
    take the time to change their tires every time it snows and/or the snow
    melts.

    Also keep in mind that much of Ohio is rural, so you have
    a bunch of country back roads that will pretty much never get plowed or
    salted because the townships just don't have the time or money. Tire
    studs could indeed be useful there.
    Well, over here, there is a fine of upto £2500 and 3 penalty points per studded tyre if you use them inappropriately (12 penalty points is a license disqualification)

    In other news, its dusk in London.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There's apparently more storms on the way, in a few hours.

    I'm kinda looking forward to this, but at the same time I rather enjoy having electricity...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    If you're gonna get storms, I probably will too.

    I'm OK with this.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    it's a beautiful and sunny day over here

    i am also okay with this

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Its been a sunny day here
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    We got rain today.

    ...For about five minutes. Our weather is being indecisive again. It's currently in a very sunny mood.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What would happen if The Doctor and His Companion had to defeat the evil Chrysler Plymouth Dodge?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    What would happen if The Doctor and His Companion had to defeat the evil Chrysler Plymouth Dodge?

    Nothing.

    Btw the Olympic ceremony is already bullshit

    I've never seen a British train that moves that quickly and has so few people in it.
  • I wonder what it says about my writing skills/general state of mind that I think the perfect ending to a planned story of mine is having the protagonist eating bacon while sitting on the remains of his decimated house. It's a happy ending because of the bacon.

    maybe I should rethink this
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bacon makes everything better.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "I identify as a spatula."

    I read this sentence today, and it is awesome.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    does the bacon help the protagonist achieve closure 
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    "I identify as a spatula."

    I read this sentence today, and it is awesome.

    spatulakin?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes

    yes
  • I wish I was a spatula.
    does the bacon help the protagonist achieve closure
    Sort of. My idea right now is that for whatever reason, the universe this character exists in starts to crumble. Some higher power fixes it, but the protagonist's life has pretty much been made moot. The bacon is a way of making it up to him.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "Your life means nothing anymore, but you have bacon."

    Sounds fair.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    "I identify as a spatula."

    I read this sentence today, and it is awesome.

    Have you been on Tumblr, Imi?

  • Btw the Olympic ceremony is already bullshit

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    Obvious level: Dane Cook Sucks.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    But I like Dane Cook.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Honestly, what little I saw of him was alright to me. I guess I have bad taste or something.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    What is existence?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    @FM

    I wanted a realistic opening ceremony :(
  • @FM

    I wanted a realistic opening ceremony :(

    Protip: Aim for something more attainable, like world peace or making Dane Cook not suck.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    realistic


    opening ceremony

    um

  • edited 2012-07-27 16:22:48
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    The silence was done well.
  • GRITTY REALISM

    So the opening ceremony is like:

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    BUT THEN!

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    Hits him with

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    And it results in

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    which forces

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    and

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    To team up to save the day with

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  • The silence was done well.

    Imo needed more explosions tbh
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    The silence was done well.

    Imo needed more explosions tbh
    Not sure if serious.....
  • also

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    Factors in somewhere.
  • The silence was done well.

    Imo needed more explosions tbh
    Not sure if serious.....
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    "I identify as a spatula."

    I read this sentence today, and it is awesome.

    Have you been on Tumblr, Imi?
    Why yes, I have been
  • edited 2012-07-27 16:30:05

    For the soundtrack

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  • An event to remember.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    No, not even Nicolas Cage can make Nickelback good.
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