oh and the enemies that talk have the best speech patterns ever.
It's like the goddamn Scissormen, seriously. They just spout random phrases, usually patterned to some theme, and their speech speeds up into hysterical yelling and slows down at random.
So your average enemy phrase is "Remoooooving NATURALOBJECTSANDHISTORICALARTIFACTS from the paaaaark IS ALSO AGAINST THE LAW"
Alan Wake... I'd be a bit more interested if Remedy didn't make it with Mikeysoft.
I've kind of noticed I gravitate toward the PS3 in our house; possibly due to the lack of games that interest me on our Xbox but maybe possibly out of sheer preference, I dunno.
By no means am I a Sony fanboy, however. Their business decisions at the beginning of the PS3's life were stupid (it's rather amazing that we've had our PS3 since just after launch considering that it was FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS) and I think they're still feeling the burn of that up to now.
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JuMer did a Let's Play of Alan Wake, and while he liked it, I wasn't sold. The constant narrating really got on my nerves, and the ultra-cliche plot just...bleh.
It did have some neat things going for it, but not enough to convince me to give it a shot.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Crusin’ down the freeway in a ‘96 Accord
Got my brony by my side so I’ll never be bored
He says, “Centie, I’m hungry, let’s go get some shakes”
So I flip on my signal and I push on the brakes
We end up stopped at a long red light
But there isn’t a single fast food place in sight
So he says “Centie, let’s go to the right for a while”
So we head to the east for another half-mile
When what to our wondering eyes should appear
But a Hardee’s with a drive-up window at the rear
I pull up to the window, I order our shakes,
Pay for them, get ‘em, that’s all that it takes
I go to leave, to get back on our way
But I find myself faced with two signs that say
“Right turn only,” but I don’t give a fuck
So I flip to the left, but I guess I’m out of luck
‘Cause I see red and blue lights flash in my mirror
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's not a parody of anything specific; it's just something I made up.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
...I wish I knew more about the clichés of popular music than I do.
I seem to dislike large media companies more and more and yet I keep thinking about pretending to buy up the remaining bastions of well-known content that they don't own. I pretended to buy Classic Media mere days before DreamWorks Animation went and did so in real life...
...man, I should work on that corporate identity some more.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
^^For some reason I imagined forcing everybody to consume ABC Lionsgate-produced media, but then I remembered that the company doesn't publish books, so then I'd buy Bertelsmann so I'd have Random House. Or just take over without buying them.
^Ooh...Google keeps pissing me off (e.g. requiring a mobile phone number for registration of a Google account, disabling downloading of YouTube videos) but they keep doing awesome stuff!
I don't like the cutesy music in the video, though it at least doesn't sound totally generic.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Google is evil, but I'd totally buy that service if they ever offer it here.
Though for some reason the rainbow motif to represent "fiber" in the video nauseates me.
It's like the goddamn Scissormen, seriously. They just spout random phrases, usually patterned to some theme, and their speech speeds up into hysterical yelling and slows down at random.
Yeah, it's become a thing between my friends and I that we get together to watch movies in the evening during the summer, be they really good (Rouge), really bad (Alice In Murderland), or really... odd (Necromantik).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Studded tires are permitted, November 1 to April 15; April 16 to October 30 if retracted.
So if you happen to put retractable studded tires on your car in Ohio, you just have to stay home on October 31.
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there should be a theme park based on Finnegans Wake
it would be amazing
oh and the enemies that talk have the best speech patterns ever.
It's like the goddamn Scissormen, seriously. They just spout random phrases, usually patterned to some theme, and their speech speeds up into hysterical yelling and slows down at random.
So your average enemy phrase is "Remoooooving NATURALOBJECTSANDHISTORICALARTIFACTS from the paaaaark IS ALSO AGAINST THE LAW"
man, that would suck
just minding your own business in some small resort town
then bam you're possessed by dark
and you're forced to shout random crap
'til some hack author comes and shines you with a flashlight and you explode
WHATEVAH
my battery is about to die, i'm going asleeps
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JuMer did a Let's Play of Alan Wake, and while he liked it, I wasn't sold. The constant narrating really got on my nerves, and the ultra-cliche plot just...bleh.
It did have some neat things going for it, but not enough to convince me to give it a shot.
Watch Helloween's
he's cool
also British
--Remedy, evidently
Alan Wake's is just irritating.
...wait, they're made by the same studio, feature protagonists who narrate constantly (and poorly), and both games are named after their protagonists.
And here's the escort mission.
Better even, you're the one without the weapon.
Could be worse.