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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    did the internet have leg warmers and disco back then
  • edited 2012-07-27 00:35:21
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    After the Washington Nationals shredded another victim Thursday night, a speed bump shaped like the Milwaukee Brewers, they reached a place that for years they could only imagine. When they look up, all they see is possibility. There are no teams to block their view. Late summer is approaching, joy is replacing disbelief and the Nationals have the best record in baseball.

    This is beginning to look like the Redskins' 1991-1992 season, except IN BASEBALL. XD Sure, the Caps have been doing well in hockey, but they always choke in the playoffs. :P
  • spooooooorts.

    I don't even know what any of that means.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Chuck E. Cheese redesign: I like it. Like Tre said, it's far from perfect, but it definitely strikes me as a step in the right direction.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I too think he's more likable now. I wish they'd updated the wordmark, though.

    Also, was the 1994-2003 Warner Bros. Television jingle made specifically for the logo? It doesn't really say "Warner Bros." to me, it sounds kind of generic somehow.
  • edited 2012-07-27 00:54:26
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I noticed Insight Communications has put out a software update for our cable boxes that replaces the on-screen Pace logos with Insight's logo.

    Makes me wonder how many people would notice a change like that...it always seemed weird to me that so many people can look at something like that every day and not notice when one day it's different.
  • You mean bugs?

    I hate those things, especially when there's more than one and they overlap.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not bugs, the logo in the upper corner of the onscreen guide and menus.

    It used to be the box manufacturer's logo (Pace), but now it's Insight's logo.
  • edited 2012-07-27 01:00:05
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    oh come on, it's only 10 PM, why is nearly everyone asleep

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    AU: I think it was, actually. I was never that happy with it myself.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And now it's time for me to get to bed as well. Later!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night Lee.

    One thing I noticed about that Chuck E. Cheese commercial is that there were quite a few shots displaying Guitar Hero prominently. First off, does anyone even care about those games anymore? Secondly, what's the point of an arcade version of that game, when everybody and their brother seems to have a copy of the game sitting around at home?
  • edited 2012-07-27 01:07:02
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I keep thinking that it's based vaguely on John Williams's Superman theme. At least they didn't go the Paramount route and turn their movie music into an unintentional ripoff of another famous piece of movie music! :P

    The 2003 version of the jingle bothers me. It's based on the 1999 movie jingle and doesn't have its impact.

    ^^^Good night Lee.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ Yeah, the 2003 jingle always struck me as somewhat watered-down sounding. Bland
  • edited 2012-07-27 01:11:29
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    did it have pet rocks and power gloves
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    should i become a traffic engineer
  • edited 2012-07-27 01:22:33
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    does the job come with full dental
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    who cares, i already have perfect teeth
  • edited 2012-07-27 01:26:10
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    you'll need to keep those teeth perfect, tho
  • I am watching Helloween 4545's LP of Alan Wake and it's hysterical.

    THEN WHO WAS ISLAND? AAAAAAAAAA

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    you say this name like i should know who they are
  • If you don't, you should remedy that immediately.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    *google fu*
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    maybe i just don't find LPs funny when sleep deprivation??? who knows
  • LPs are better than CDs
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    EPs are cooler than LPs
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My mind leaped to the SP/LP/SLP settings on VCRs.

    I can't recall my mother ever recording in anything but SLP...
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    SINGLE PLAYER/LAST PLAYER/SINGLE LAST PLAYER
  • This game has no sense of subtlety whatsoever, it's hilarious.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

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    guys look at this fucking eel

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    This game has no sense of subtlety whatsoever, it's hilarious.

    how so?
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-27 02:24:20
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    I have no idea how this song failed on radio in 1996



    because it is ridiculously catchy and also amazing.
  • I don't know how to put it, exactly.

    Might be because I'm watching it being played rather than playing it myself, but everything is just so...blunt.

    Like the monsters might as well have signs on their heads that say I AM EVIL AND VERY SCARE BE AFRAID OF ME TO YES BLARGALARGAL

    and just, they try to make Alan a deadpan snarker and he just sort of comes off as a complete tool instead.

    I'm not articulating this well, but yeah.

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    and just, they try to make Alan a deadpan snarker and he just sort of comes off as a complete tool instead.

    this is one of the things that happens often, yes.
  • No but it's way worse here than it usually is elsewhere.

    Also he feels the need to constantly narrate, being an author, and often narrates your objective. Causing it to be repeated.

    Eg. Character will tell you you need to turn the lights on, the camera will focus on the place the light source is located, and then Alan will narrate that he needs to go turn the lights on.

    It's just....the whole game's like that really.

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    i like going to art museums and thinking about what the artist was trying to convey through their paintings

    it's good fun

  • edited 2012-07-27 02:31:45
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    No but it's way worse here than it usually is elsewhere.

    Also he feels the need to constantly narrate, being an author, and often narrates your objective. Causing it to be repeated.

    Eg. Character will tell you you need to turn the lights on, the camera will focus on the place the light source is located, and then Alan will narrate that he needs to go turn the lights on.

    It's just....the whole game's like that really.



    from what i've seen, it looks fun gameplay wise.

    is the plot as  horribad as the pacing or whatever?

  • I've only been to an art museum once.

    Saw a Thomas Chimes exhibit, was pretty good.

    No but it's way worse here than it usually is elsewhere.

    Also he feels the need to constantly narrate, being an author, and often narrates your objective. Causing it to be repeated.

    Eg. Character will tell you you need to turn the lights on, the camera will focus on the place the light source is located, and then Alan will narrate that he needs to go turn the lights on.

    It's just....the whole game's like that really.



    from what i've seen, it looks fun gameplay wise.

    is the plot as  horribad as the pacing or whatever?



    The plot seems to mostly be focusing on how meta it can be, and little else.

    Also Stephen King homages everywhere.

  • and just, they try to make Alan a deadpan snarker and he just sort of comes off as a complete tool instead.

    This is the Adam. It's him.

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  • lolreferencingbandsIdontlistento

    ...yet
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    stephen king books aren't that scary and more just "gah"

    *has only read Misery and the first part of It*

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Tre said:

    lolreferencingbandsIdontlistento


    ...yet
    why do that when you could reference modest mouse

  • why do that when you could reference modest mouse

    because I backed my car into a cop car the other day

    but he got mad
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