You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
(You know, I wouldn't even have announced my nap-taking, but I didn't want people to assume my power went out.)
"Don't you see what's it's like living in this deranged, Waring blender of a world? Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt. Ah, you never forget your senior prom. You think I'm sick? Well the only disease I've got is modern life, a shnug-busting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of letdowns, putdowns, trickle-downs, shutouts, freezeouts, sellouts, numbnuts, nincompoops and nimrods! All making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue! And even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like say if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat slappers agrees to a little strip air hockey, it will be over before it starts, 'cause some foul lacking, Feta-reeking cab jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata-spanker from a Santaria cult in Wakampa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big that all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete! And even with all this, with all this! I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day! Knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those pearly gates, I won't be in a coffin anyways, because some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, liver, pancreas and other assorted good and plenty to that SAME SANTARIA CULT! So does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails, while life dirty dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder THAT I SEEM DERANGED?!
Apparently, people find this an insightful look at the human condition.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Lee: I'm here. Sorry, I can't really think of much to say at the moment.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
^^It's the post eater! Quick, to the escape shelter!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
CA: I can't really put my finger on it either, but I do agree with one of the commenters that they're trying to pull a Starbucks and just go with the medallion eventually.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
CA: I'm not as big into typefacey stuff as Anonus is, but I will say that I kinda prefer the old fonts. They're more pleasing for reasons I can't quite articulate.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Lazuli: I did a few times. I remember trying out a starfighter base defense game because I thought it looked cool, but I didn't really do so well.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
The way they put spikes on Aachen bothers me.
Also, I kind of want to watch Duckman. I never watched it when it was new; I was too young for it. I know its creator mostly for what was supposedly the comparatively-mediocre Squirrel Boy, from the dark ages of Craptoon Network/Cartoon Nickwork.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
I'm reading old posts on Toon Zone's Termite Terrace Trading Post...it's weird seeing classic cartoon fans complain about the Cartoon Cartoons' prominence on the Cartoon Network of the early 2000s...now the kids who watched them are older and venerate them as classics and that time period as CN's golden age.
New Chuck kind of looks like Phineas from the Disney Channel.
Just by coincidence, the theme song of Phineas and Ferb is a song by the new Chuck E's voice actor's band.
As for Chuck E. himself, I actually kinda like him. Not entirely what the chain needs but it's a start; I think maybe they need a bit of a massive business retool in order for them to not become Bucky Duck's Pizza Parlour in real life.
The best experience I've had at Chuck E. Cheese's after I grew out of it was one time when the workers decided to randomly throw out tickets and tokens and stuff. A ton of little kids saw a black kid with a mohawk fly in the air grabbing tickets that night.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Beauty is a construct of the human mind. It can be anything you want it to be.
I want beauty to be you. All of you.
I think I should probably pick up WarriorCats again at some point in the future, as it's apparently started getting into some interesting moral stuff.
Y'know
with kitties.
It's been years though, I'm not sure I could still even appreciate the books' writing style.
Got ya covered.
"Surrealism-loving internet trendies".
I have never been so aptly described.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
At least, that's my interpretation of it.
for a limited time
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Apparently, people find this an insightful look at the human condition.
Help me, I'm turning into Odradek.
I am existing.
What are you doing, Lee?
Lee: Tis slow. Will probably go read soon.
Well Jumpingzombie I'm glad you asked that question.
I have no idea, it's from a show I've never heard of called Duckman.
*Hugs back*
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
Hey, random question here, did anyone ever go on Bonus.com when they were little?
It's defunct now, but it was a game website, they had a lot of cool stuff.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
let's talk about explosions
it's an intellectually stimulating topic of conversation