The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I shall serve you well, my queen. :]
  • edited 2012-07-25 01:29:52
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But what about your king?

    ...not YOUR KING, though. He's a manifestation of my inner nonsense or something.
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  • Eh, doesn't look like too hard a jump...
  • Lumine said:

    Tre is a bawss. :]

    -brofist-
  • Tre said:

    Eh, doesn't look like too hard a jump..

    You'd be surprised.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • I rule my body from the throne of agony

    My conscience and constitution's naggin me

    Clock up another TRACHEOTOMY

    STAB another dagger inna back o' me

    The dark gods boint ma evil SOUL

    Ma brittle spirit's toint to COAL

    I rule my body from the throne of agony

    THE THRONE OF AGONY

    AGONY



    Chalk up another frozen pizza... choke up another thousand marlboros

    Anything goes for them ordinary joes

    They'll cut off your face to spite your nose

    I don't need to touch their toes to know I've already reached my ALL TIME LOW

    Pacin' ruts inna carpet

    Eatin' up the wallpaper, crawlin' the walls, sick on the ceiling

    DEAD IN THE HEAD

    Shut the shutters... I shoulda stayed in bed



    Complainin bout ma campaign against personal decency

    I got no excuses

    Just rules wrapped in barbed wire, laced with busted glass

    (Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Cass)



    Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre

    And watch my life flicker before your very eyes

    With no commercial breaks... NO BRAKES

    NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)



    Pour another glass of liquid clear

    KING ALCOHOL

    Drinkin hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget

    String around the finger... ROPE around the NECK

    You always HATE the one you LOVE

    Time dies when you're having fun

    I'm gonna change ma name... I'm changin' trains..
  • Jackboots battering a tattoo on the inside of my skull

    Militantly hankering for something never done

    High school memories, once a folly, are now reality due to sheer

    LACK of PRESENT

    Death without a trial... dyin ain't a trial...

    Dying ain't a curse but living sure is worse

    EACH EXPERIENCE BECOMES MY EPILOGUE



    Countin my ribs for the thousandth time

    Dyin on a diet of GRUEL and GRIME

    They fall down, they don't rise again

    Where the women are TRODDEN and FORGOTTEN are men

    They're giving birth to ORPHANS

    BLACK JEW GLUE

    The air is old, the comments are cold, I'm covered in lice and scabs and mold

    My days are numbered, I'm in a daze

    The door creaks open, the whole room prays...

    ENTER THE EXTERMINATOR... ENTER THE EXTERMINATOR



    I hear the sweet sound of syringes crushed underfoot

    See who set the homefires burning, see who set the husbands burning

    Make the accusation stick

    Morale is thin, the air is thick

    Hard earned self-esteem goes up in a puff of smoke

    I'm waitin to die... I'm waitin to die

    To much of a coward to snuff myself... GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SUFFER MYSELF


  • IMO this is the best album of all time.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    -runs very quickly across the junction-
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  • Hey, I like Harry Potter.


  • supercallifragilisticsadomasocschism
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • The sadness will last forever.
    lol sleep
  • edited 2012-07-25 05:46:07
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  • Canada actually has a desert.

    It's called Osoyoos.

    It's on the southern end of British Columbia.

    The area contains a good portion of Canada's unique wildlife.

    you know, given the unique climate and all...

    but that's neither here nor there.


  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I'm going to play some Mega Man.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    And now I am all up to Wily's stages. Gonna play pmd.
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  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
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  • edited 2012-07-25 08:51:20
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  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I haven't played any of them through except for the NES ones.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I awake
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Hello.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Greetings.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to go home

    And watch cartoons and say affectionate things to AU
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    watch AU say affectionate things to cartoons
  • I do not understand the purpose of the "I'm a Mormon" ads.

    To show that Mormon people are capable of doing things such as running on treadmills and speaking into a camera?

    Shocking.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ok, on further thought, the power of INTERNET means I don't really have to wait till I get home to say affection things to Au.

    I do have to wait until Au gets online, though.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^To show that Mormons are relatively normal people, sometimes?
  • I guess.

    But why would they not be?

    Most people who have issues with Mormonism have issues with the church itself, not the individual adherents.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But Imipolex G is secretly Fuzzy Lumpkins
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Perhaps. But who is Imipölex G?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Füzzy Lümpkins
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    drat, foiled again
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So once again, the Imipölex is foiled...thanks to The Powerpuff Girls!
  • I'm pissed off.

    I'm being dragged to my little brothers' dentist appointment in a few hours to make sure they don't "get out of hand" (this is completely unnecessary since my stepdad's going along too, and they all like going to the dentist because this particular office has a Gamecube in its waiting room), on top of that, there's no way we're going to get something to eat (which is what I'd really like to do right about now) afterward, because my stepdad's coming along and he raises a fuss whenever anyone even suggests the idea of eating out somewhere that's not a steakhouse.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I hate getting dragged places.

    One of the better things about adulthood is an increased ability to avoid it.
  • So it turns out I actually have to stay here now.

    This is somehow worse, honestly. Because now I'm going to spend yet another day without leaving the house.

    Wegman's still hasn't called me since I submitted my background check even though they said I was now officially hired. So I don't know when I'm starting my job, either.

    It's really just been kind of a shitty past few days for me, I don't like it and I'm starting to get depressed about never leaving the house and having nothing to do.

    I'm just going to take a nap, now.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The most popular fish in the sea!
  • Apparently Six-Mix-Alot is coming to campus for some of the welcome back events. I am both exited and dreading going back to school. Come on brain, make up your mind >:K
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sir Mix-A-Lot? My arch-nemesis?
  • The guy who promotes appreciation of females large buttocks, yes. He does have a song about women pressing their boobs on the from window of cars, if it's consolation.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I must investigate
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well that was interesting.

    Now for

    *riffs*
  • Off to the foodbank, see you guys in a few hours.
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