The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Indeed.

    He's like a villainous anorak or something.

  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-24 06:28:37
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    SO

    I have adopted the undertaking of mirroring Heapette's adventure into a format a little more MSPA-y. Probably gonna be a bit hard (at least 75 pages' worth) but I got time, it's just a lot of copy and pasting, is all.

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hey
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  • :]

    It's nice to know people appreciate stuff, now that I think about it.
  • My brain cannot decide whether it wants me to go to sleep or is content to freak me out with weird thought tangents.

    Ugh. It's 8AM so I don't really wanna go to bed, but every time I think that I don't want to go to bed I suddenly get really tired, and then when I try to lay down to sleep I can't.

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    My last 36 hours have been interesting ones. Kind of miserable, but interesting.
  • edited 2012-07-24 09:00:06
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Race isn't something I think about much.


    that is an example of privilege

    Thinking about race is somewhat uncomfortable to me because I'm never quite sure where I fit into everything. I look white, sure, but it's not as if I've never had to deal with racism--even in this day and age, my family still gets dirty looks if we're seen together certain places.
    Someone thought they were being clever with Batman = Gotham.

    And yet...it still kinda fits.

    Rules of computer design (from someone who knows nothing about computer design):

    1: no taskbars on the left side

    2: no taskbars on the right side

    3: no taskbars on the top

    4: no taskbars anywhere but the bottom

    Heh. I have my taskbar at the top, because that's where Xubuntu puts it by default. Early on I considered moving it to the bottom, but I've become accustomed to having it at the top by now...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Centie!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus! Unfortunately I can't stick around; I gotta be at work in an hour.

    But I'll talk to you in a couple hours, okay?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    OK.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it is morning
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Imi.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hi Anonus.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HELLO WORLD
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sometimes I wish I had a bass guitar



    and, y'know, could play it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ooh, I went and looked up the song...it's awesome!

    Reading John Kricfalusi's blog is feeding my cynicism about the world.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This has been a weirdly fun morning.

    Normally the first hour or so of work crawls by, but this morning I'm like "wow, here it is 20 till noon already."
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I wanna go back to sleep.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Hi JZ.

    ...for some reason the comments here remind me of some ancient conspiracy, like the Silents.
  • I feel like if I just stopped existing right now, I wouldn't notice

    I am really fucking tired but am not letting myself sleep because fuck you brain it's noon.

  • Hi Anonus.

    Also, reading that John K post reeks of "Everything sucks nowadays and will never be like the good old days where everything was quality damn it!"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    THE GOOD OL' DAYS
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Simplistic and needlessly hateful.
  • edited 2012-07-24 12:14:00
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    At the Supermarket, Part 2

    A Duck and the fan story, brought to you by the 1983 Walkington Scoopmaster in association with the Probability Amplitude of the Quantum State of Kansas

    Duck beckoned flak with a slice of their formality.

    "A piping wet wolpertinger," the fan rode.  "The very man I expect to fly my dirigeridoo!"

    Duck guffawed in transparency.  This oven perusal could not swallow tropically.

    But no eggs!  No wells!  No condescending parallels!  The time-tick of astrograms resumed its penfold bickerations as 452 real shadow-lengths of jot brayed authoritatively, and not a peewit blossomed in the reef knots of the county surgeon.  And then!  Oh, but and then...

    Beyond the murkiest corners of the produce section, in spaces the dairy section could not dream to uncover, equidistant to the meat counter and the chart CDs and deeper into the bowels of the plant room than any plant dared to dwell, the illusive prospect section trampled from its birefringent Gormenghast and splattered anfractuously.  There, the visible light spectrum of Wor Ruthie sat, unbroiled, unbarred, and scoring 6.72 on Martha Payne's Food-o-Meter.

    "Onwards, Aoshiba!" the clouds reported.  The mice rattled.  A berry had salted, and cheese.  Dusky 401(k) plans met their tubular heavyweight with unforedisintegrated witlessness engines.

    Grasping for honeydews, Duck clipped the rocket.  And what should the wheelbarrow morbidly watch?

    Why, none other than the King of Herrings herself!

    TO BE CONTINUED...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Gormenghast?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    A birefringent one, yes.
  • Dropped the harmonica in the toilet. Then this happened:



    Also, jizz everywhere
  • edited 2012-07-24 12:21:38
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    dun dun dun

    Also, Tre is probably not here right now, but he is the best.
  • Gormenghast is something else I need to be reading
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *uses Princess Magic to make the next poster a Double Sociopath*
  • So hey remember how I said I'm getting a job as a night-stocking clerk?

    I saw this today.

    Now I just kind of want to stab someone.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    but whom?
  • Whoever wrote that article most likely.

    I don't really need more anxiety going into this job.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Dropped the harmonica in the toilet.

    So you have been reading Gravity's Rainbow!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I find myself wanting to flesh out the backstory of the pro-spice/anti-spice debate that apparently happened in the Chef and Waiterman universe.

    I even came up with names for the various groups:

    Anti-Spice: Society United to Get All spices Removed (S.U.G.A.R.)

    Pro-Spice: Society to Protect Incendiary Culinary Experiences (S.P.I.C.E.)

    Eventually, a neutral third group cropped up: Neither Is Correct, Evidently (N.I.C.E.)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >And why is this only done for those four lonely, elderly nutjobs who actually go to the store at 8 a.m.?

    Haha, no.  Fortey never worked mornings in a supermarket, evidently.

    Like 4 elderly nutjobs would significantly rearrange the stock anyway.

    Cracked tries to be funny, store clerks are an "acceptable target".  Ignore it.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-24 13:24:33
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    Fouria G said:

    dun dun dun

    Also, Tre is probably not here right now, but he is the best.

    Aw, thanks. :)

    I'm on page 47 right now; I kinda fell behind because lolsleep, but if all goes well the full story'll be up there by tonight.
  • Fouria G said:

    >And why is this only done for those four lonely, elderly nutjobs who actually go to the store at 8 a.m.?

    Haha, no.  Fortey never worked mornings in a supermarket, evidently.

    Like 4 elderly nutjobs would significantly rearrange the stock anyway.

    Cracked tries to be funny, store clerks are an "acceptable target".  Ignore it.



    I wouldn't care, but this is kind of a sore issue for me just because this is literally my first job, and I can't help but fear I've put myself in one of those places where I won't be able to practically leave if I want to.

    On the other side of the coin, Wegman's is pretty consistently ranked high as far as "good businesses to work for" goes, so I'm not sure.

    I just don't want to fuck up and get fired, first and foremost. 

    I also hope I get an employee discount on the pizza bar....

  • Also there are three different cheese sections in the store I'll be working at.

    One for just plain ol' cheese, one for cheese products (that is, your cheese whiz, string cheese, etc.), and a third for cheese wheels.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    @ Tre: :D

    @ Lazuli: I think that's a fairly typical starting job, so I really wouldn't worry.
  • My hope is that Wegman's is something I can stick with if I don't find a job as soon as I get out of college (and I likely won't, how many sound production jobs are there in the Greater Lehigh Valley anymore?), and hopefully actually earn a living.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Also there are three different cheese sections in the store I'll be working at.

    One for just plain ol' cheese, one for cheese products (that is, your cheese whiz, string cheese, etc.), and a third for cheese wheels.

    so an average wisconsin grocery store then?
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    Forzare is seriously my favorite person on IJBM2

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "His voice wore no pants."
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