The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Holy jeez their proportions. Are they supposed to be ponies or giraffes?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    some pony YOU are

    go back to juggling apples
  • You guys did so much stuff.

    So. I'm in a college program for the next week

    And my room is 413

    I'm quite pleased with this.
  • And I don't understand why imaginary numbers are so confusing.

    It's a number used to represent something as if it did exist.

    It's fairly simply IMO
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Supposedly, Lewis Carroll disliked the idea of imaginary numbers and made fun of the mathematical community for supporting them in the Alice books. I'm not sure whether this is true or just a rumor.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I don't think he specifically referenced imaginary numbers in the books, but he was a traditionalist, and saw things like imaginary numbers and non-Euclidean geometry, which were gaining acceptance at the time, as absurd.  Hence why the world in his Alice stories is built on twisted and fallacious logic.

    Seems kind of daft to me, since negative numbers are no more tangible and even natural numbers are arguably no more than a convenient abstraction anyway.  "Imaginary numbers" is kind of a misnomer.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Yeah, that sounds about right. I remembered reading about that in a few places, but my memory was a bit hazy. Derp.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Lewis Carroll is my favorite author of all time, Bangs next, Twain third. Both of the Alice books were the only fantasy or really fiction I allowed myself to read as a kid. As much as I would want to defer to his wisdom regarding imaginary numbers, though, they've had practical uses from what I understand. Fractals, particularly.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Yep.  They're also used in the Schrödinger equation, so without them, there'd be no quantum physics as we know it.

    Lewis Carroll's books are awesome, though.
  • edited 2012-07-21 22:56:36
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ugh, I saw that. It's like the dictionary definition of "totally radical".
  • edited 2012-07-21 22:58:40
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Saw that, and ew.

    ...wow, this was almost an Anonus post.
  • Went for a bike ride today trying to find a used bookstore (which I couldn't find because I have no sense of direction, but I got ice cream) and got a sunburn. Flgrhehrh. Damn you sun.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ouch. Sorry to hear that, JZ.

    At least you got ice cream!
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Ah, the sun, our arch-nemesis. Hope it gets better soon.

    What kind of ice cream was it?
  • Ice cream truly makes up all the burned skin I have. That and getting outside. Though my (brother's) bike keeps making weird noises.

    Gator: Dipped cone. Because dipped cones are delicious reminders of my childhood.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That sucks, JZ.

    ...do you have any sunscreen around for next time?
  • I *think* so, we too much one year when my brother and I went camping. I need to stop trusting the weather around here. It seems to change by hour around here lately.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^Oscar bait
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    You can always tell when a rabbit has chewed up and swallowed a bunch of string.


  • edited 2012-07-21 23:18:56
    In other news: Because I feel like indulging my stupid side and make myself feel better as both a person and writing, watching a goofy made for TV movie about cyberbullying. :D It's so deliciously bad, especially as someone who's dealt with dicks on the internet.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    In other news: Because I feel like indulging my stupid side and make myself feel better as both a person and writing, watching a goofy made for TV movie about cyberbullying. :D It's so deliciously bad, especially as someone who's dealt with dicks on the internet.

    Heh I left fuckyou.gif on his myspace, he's probably eating a bowl of benzos right now *flexes*
  • ^Oh no! I'm gonna cry about it for an hour instead of doing the logical thing and blocking you ;____;
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    I've got the brains; you've got the looks! Let's make lots of money!
  • I think cyberbullying is only really a serious problem for younger kids (middleschool on down) and honestly I don't think you should be using the interwebz unsupervised til you're in high school anyway.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    If I ever have kids they're not going on the internet until they leave to college. 
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I only think it's a problem when it's people you know irl, because they can do stuff online that affects you irl.
  • I dunno. I think I learned some decent "life lessons" on the internet.

    But again, they would've been lost on me at a younger age.

  • (I’m the only employee still working a cash register late one
    night. I’ve got a long line, and the next customer keeps glaring at me.)

    Me: “Hello, miss, sorry about the wait. Did you find everything all right?”

    Customer: “I’m so sick of you people.”

    Me: “Of who?”

    Customer: “First, that awful girl stacking the shelves with
    the pink hair, and now you with that… thing on your face! Why are you
    brats so desperate for attention?”

    (Two years ago, I lost my right eye in an accident. I wear an eyepatch now.)

    Me: “Ma’am, that’s not a fashion statement, I really need—”

    Customer: “Don’t lie to me!”

    (Without warning, she lunges across the counter and grabs the
    patch, snapping the cord and pulling it off. She laughs with triumph for
    about a second before she sees my empty eye socket.)

    Customer: *screams and runs out of the store, leaving her items but taking the eyepatch*

    (That customer never came back. Fortunately, I have a lot of spare
    eyepatches, but I had to finish the rest of my shift that night with a
    paper bandage over the socket.)

  • (I am a customer at a bookstore. I am browsing a few shelves when another customer comes up to me.)

    Customer: “Excuse me!”

    (I think I’m blocking her way, so I move two feet over.)

    Me: “Sorry, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Why the f*** are you walking away from me, you f***ing little c***! I’ll have you fired for this!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, I think you’re conf—”

    Customer: “You little w****! You think you can sell my
    daughter these trashy novels, and expect to get away with it? She told
    me all about the saleslady who told her ‘Oh, you don’t want the Twilight series, Harry Potter is much better!’ Well, I’m telling you right now, my daughter DOES want the Twilight series. So, you better exchange the books right now, you b****!”

    Me: “Ma’am, there’s been a mistake. I don’t work here.”

    Customer: “DON’T YOU LIE TO ME, YOU LITTLE S***!”

    (The woman whaps me over the head with a hardcover book. This one
    is the fifth Harry Potter and therefore the thickest. I stumble
    backwards, and fall on my butt. At this point, an actual employee has
    noticed the situation, and has called for mall security. He runs over to
    try to break it up.)

    Employee: “Ma’am, you can’t hit other customers!”

    Customer: “That’s not a customer, and don’t you lie to me! I
    know it’s another one of your second rate employees, trying to get out
    of exchanging my books!”

    (The customer proceeds to kick me as I’m still on the ground. When
    the employee tries to stop her, she hits him across the face with the
    book as well. He doesn’t fall over; instead, he grabs her arm and gets
    the book from her. She continues to try attacking, so he puts her in a
    headlock to immobilize her.)

    Customer: “YOU’RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF LITTLE F***ERS WHO DON’T WANT TO RETURN MY BOOK! WELL, I’M GETTING ALL YOU A**HOLES FIRED!”

    (After screaming more profanities, security finally shows up. She
    is escorted out in handcuffs and is currently serving jail time for
    assault and battery. I ended up with a concussion, but got a
    five-hundred dollar gift card to the store as compensation. I also got a
    date with the employee who came to my rescue!)

  • edited 2012-07-21 23:40:42
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^win

    ^unbelievable, but would be win
  • I like Not Always Right. Whenever I feel damaged and abnormal, I can just go there and bask in the knowledge that no, I'm actually pretty darn competent.
  • The film is depicting cyberbullying down to a 17 year old. Here's my problem with how's it's being shown: The main character's mom is over protective (which the narrative is showing as being the right thing) and she doesn't do logical things like not add people as friends on her online profile who are dicks to her in real life and when her skeezy little brother posts a (hilarious) dirty status update when he hacks her account she cries about it and does not delete the status and tell people that someone hacked her account. gjgjhjh

    Not, as far as real cyberbullying goes I think it's a big issue for middle school kids because they might not know what to handle it. That and when you get floods and floods of harassment (like death threats flooding your email, people post pics of your home) that you can't control by just blocking the person.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Give me your lunch money, JZ
  • No, it's mine. I need to buy explosives with it!
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    What do explosives taste like, JZ?
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    There's also the factor that you can't block users on every kind of forum.

    The worst that can happen if it's one of the board staff bullying you.(had that happen on another board, reported it to an Admin) If it's an Admin, and it's a privately-made board(as in not a provider like Proboards or something), you're pretty much screwed there.

    Cyberbullying sucks for any age.
  • They taste like ashy goodness. Especially when deep fried.
  • Irene said:

    There's also the factor that you can't block users on every kind of forum

    You can just leave the forum?..


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That is the coolest looking NES ever.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    NES Vita
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

    Irene said:

    There's also the factor that you can't block users on every kind of forum

    You can just leave the forum?..


    No, you report them for harassment instead. Stop the bully, don't let them get other people. Also, they're the ones that need to leave, not the victims.

    I find that an honestly horrid solution(unless there is no way to stop the bully, but it should never come to that.)
  • You could report them and leave?..
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    What do explosives taste like, JZ?

    Plastic explosives don't have much of a taste
  • I must have tumbled out of a plane cause I free-fell all year.
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