Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
The wardrobe under the stairs at number 4 Privet Drive
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Someone must invent brass, bronze, and copper apples as well.
Pretentious is pretending to be deep when what you're writing is not actually deep.
That said, I like many things that have been labelled pretentious.
Man, I feel bad for Frank Ocean, he came out as bi a few days ago and videos of his songs on Youtube have been swamped by downvotes and hateful comments.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Lazuli: That really is unfortunate to hear. This tendency is one of several things that bugs me about YouTube comments. And yet, like Imi said, I can't help but keep reading them even though I know it's not the best habit.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Let's hope the Universe has good dental care, then.
If I were a cloud I would float on the breeze If I were an ape I would swing through the trees If I were a bird I would sing all day long If I were a princess I'd join in the song If I were a dragon I'd fly through the air If I were a ghost I would give you a scare If I were a woodchuck then I could chuck wood If I were a poet this rhyme would be good
I'm tired of cynicism. "Gritty realism" as an excuse for gratuitous.. everything. Positive thinking gurus. People who think they are above it all. I'm sick of sex. Sex everywhere. I'm angry at myself, and everyone, but mostly myself, for not living up to my arbitrary standards.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Butterchef and Waiterblossom
blsomss wil you come here bleapse
what's the cproblem , buttercup
nothing's the problem
excpet Him agttacking Townsville
bugt that's for after dinner service
ok then
so what did you call me over here for
well, table 9's order is ready
so please take it to them
buttercup, yo ucan't serve this food!
this steadk is entirely raw!
ok then let me cook it
with m yheat vision
way to go, dmubass
now you've vaporized it etnreily
oh? if you're so great at cooking, let's see YOu be the chef!
(five minutes later)
Blossomchef and Waitercup
Oh, buttercup1
please take teable 9 their order, whci h is cooked porperly this time!
You're not hte boss of me!
I'm the chef
and you're the waiter
which means i am indeed the boss of you
i don't have to take thsi
look at me, i'm throwing the plate on the ground instead of giving it to the customer
that's it, you're fiered
you can't fire me, i quit
Blossomchef and Bubbleman
so what do yi have to do
it's simple.
you just havet obring table 9 their order.
is that all? :(
what's wrong, bubbles
you get to hve all the fun playing with teh dangerous stoves and kives, and i just get to carry some plates...
oh...
if it makes you feel any bteter, i don't use kinvies
i cut the food with my heat vision
but when butetercup did that she vaporized it entirely
that's bgecause buttercup's an asshole
oh.
well while you wer saying that bad word i went and took table 9 their meal
and they gave me a tip!
i'll take that!
:(
fine, we'll split it 50/50
So once again, the meal is served...thanks to The Powerpuff Girls!
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^^do you have a jack?
The silver apples of the moon,
The golden apples of the sun.
I remember that song.
I recall it being quite sick if memory serves.
maybe a little cash, and some jammin' tunes
Pretentious is pretending to be deep when what you're writing is not actually deep.
That said, I like many things that have been labelled pretentious.
Man, I feel bad for Frank Ocean, he came out as bi a few days ago and videos of his songs on Youtube have been swamped by downvotes and hateful comments.
Fuckin' ignorants.
If I were an ape I would swing through the trees
If I were a bird I would sing all day long
If I were a princess I'd join in the song
If I were a dragon I'd fly through the air
If I were a ghost I would give you a scare
If I were a woodchuck then I could chuck wood
If I were a poet this rhyme would be good
As it lumbers towards our drunk king
His god is reckless, his faith is bold
is that copypasta or are you actually upset?
I only ask the former at all because I think I recall seeing it somewhere before.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I don't express my feelings well.
ah.
Maybe not, but neither do I. If it makes you feel any better (probably doesn't but, what do I know).
In other news, 5 year old me would have fucking killed to get his hands on the lego sets that are around nowadays.
Legos frustrated me as a child.
I could never get them to look like anything other than...well, a square.
I wonder if Kikiyama will ever release the finished version of Yume Nikki.
Few people seem to realize what we have now is basically the Beta.
Hey Tre.
I should actually see if Answered Prayers has updated, it's so unique in the Yume Nikki clone genre, and the developer is a really cool person.