You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*checks Tumblr*
Oh, wow, apparently this series of Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse shorts is a mildly popular thing now.
I...I'm not even sure what to say to that. Did half the people on the internet turn into 5-year-old girls or something?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's funny, because taken on its own I would just say "oh hey, maybe Mattel just made a few actually funny shorts," and let it go. But with this happening so soon after the collective internet went crazy over a My Little Pony cartoon it's hard not to at least wonder if it represents some kind of trend.
I'm naturally reasonably masculine and certainly not campy or effeminate (just hammy and enthusiastic), but at the same time I have a far higher personal tolerance for frilliness and silliness than most guys or girls that I know, with some exceptions.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ouch. Good luck, Lazuli.
We're gonna have a storm rolling in here before too long, continuing the trend of HOT --> stormy --> HOT --> stormy --> HOT --> stormy
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Honestly, aside from the power outages, I'm kind of jealous of you guys in the northwest right now. Atlanta's basically been like this for the past few weeks:
HOT --> HOT --> HOT --> HOT --> stormy --> slightly less hot --> slightly less hot --> etc.
Little-girliness is on the ascendant, friends. It's only a matter of time before we all start wearing pink frills and holding slumber parties.
Wow, it's like it's 1988 all over again! :lol:
Also, Weatherbug says it's 104°F here. It's currently 94°F in Tucson, AZ (one of the hottest places in the country, usually). I TOLD YOU GUISE VIRGINIA WEATHER WAS WEIRD!
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's 100F in Columbus, Ohio right now...and only 89F in Newnan, Georgia.
This summer is strange; I find myself looking forward to going to the South for cooler temperatures!
Oh, right, I don't know if I've mentioned it before...I'm going to Georgia later this month. Only for a weekend, but still.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
why are their mustaches the colors of their eyes instead of the colors of their hair
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I thought those were their upper lips instead of mustaches. Though that raises a similar question.
I'm just waiting for Kino or somebody to show up out of nowhere and start talking about The Pussy Generation and how there's no such thing as a real man anymore.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Lazuli: Yes, because Commando and Cobra are such fine standards to live up to! :P Seriously, a feminine side is not a crime, as long as you're not a doormat.
so I'm reading Grant Morisson's Kill Your Boyfriend. It's a bit weird to me just because of how normal it is, it's angry, sure, but it's a pretty ISO-standard British Social Commentary Medio.
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Don't you make me repeat it!
I just felt like venting though, I'm sorry. :(
I keep thinking that if I were a girl I'd be a tomboyish one.
For some reason the male attitude that femininity in males is bad bothers me.
I don't think femininity is bad, but I live in one of those places where you can get mugged for wearing pink if you're a guy, so yeah.
Also I found another bag of pretzel nuggets. Today is a most glorious undertaking for the Lazuli Hivemind.
WHEN HELL WAS DIVINE
THE HOLY MAN WAS NAILED TO THE CROSS
A FIRE ON ICE
BURNIN' INSIDE
AND ALL MY HOPE A LOVIN' WAS LOST
NOW HELL IS MY HOME
THE SADNESS IS GONE
BUT DON'T YOU THINK MY SOUL IS LOST
Oi.
Huge thunderstorm rolled in, power's flickering on and off
All we have had is Rain -> Rain -> Rain -> A bit of Sunshine -> Rain
^^Seems to be that way here too.
It's easy to forget that large swaths of Pennsylvania are technically (temperate) rainforest. But stuff like this is quick to remind one.
^You live in England, it's expected.
Wow, it's like it's 1988 all over again! :lol:
Imo, that is an improvement for the PPG
As far as I'm concerned, there's only one real man.
Edit:
Goad moaning/Nite.
Funniest sentence I've ever written.