The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Beat It ofc.
  • Eat it! Eat it!
    Don't you make me repeat it!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *checks Tumblr*

    Oh, wow, apparently this series of Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse shorts is a mildly popular thing now.

    I...I'm not even sure what to say to that. Did half the people on the internet turn into 5-year-old girls or something?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Hey, I like it!
  • I'm not feeling very well, I'm feeling depressed at the moment,

    I just felt like venting though, I'm sorry. :(
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    -cuddles Clocky-
    I...I'm not even sure what to say to that. Did half the people on the internet turn into 5-year-old girls or something?
    This is news to you?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's funny, because taken on its own I would just say "oh hey, maybe Mattel just made a few actually funny shorts," and let it go. But with this happening so soon after the collective internet went crazy over a My Little Pony cartoon it's hard not to at least wonder if it represents some kind of trend.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...wasn't there some kind of weird fandom around Care Bears: Welcome to Care-a-Lot too?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Little-girliness is on the ascendant, friends. It's only a matter of time before we all start wearing pink frills and holding slumber parties.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'd like to be a girly-boy.

    I keep thinking that if I were a girl I'd be a tomboyish one.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I'm naturally reasonably masculine and certainly not campy or effeminate (just hammy and enthusiastic), but at the same time I have a far higher personal tolerance for frilliness and silliness than most guys or girls that I know, with some exceptions.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    JHM said:

    Little-girliness is on the ascendant, friends. It's only a matter of time before we all start wearing pink frills and holding slumber parties.

    Is it wrong that my first thought was "that sounds like fun"?
  • edited 2012-07-07 17:02:49
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It was mine too.

    For some reason the male attitude that femininity in males is bad bothers me.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I dont like slumber parties or pink frills D:
  • I don't think femininity is bad, but I live in one of those places where you can get mugged for wearing pink if you're a guy, so yeah.

    Also I found another bag of pretzel nuggets. Today is a most glorious undertaking for the Lazuli Hivemind.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    Meh on them.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    THERE WAS A TIME
    WHEN HELL WAS DIVINE
    THE HOLY MAN WAS NAILED TO THE CROSS

    A FIRE ON ICE
    BURNIN' INSIDE
    AND ALL MY HOPE A LOVIN' WAS LOST

    NOW HELL IS MY HOME
    THE SADNESS IS GONE
    BUT DON'T YOU THINK MY SOUL IS LOST
  • Oi.

    Huge thunderstorm rolled in, power's flickering on and off

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ouch. Good luck, Lazuli.

    We're gonna have a storm rolling in here before too long, continuing the trend of HOT --> stormy --> HOT --> stormy --> HOT --> stormy
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    It could be worse

    All we have had is Rain -> Rain -> Rain -> A bit of Sunshine -> Rain
  • ^^Seems to be that way here too.

    It's easy to forget that large swaths of Pennsylvania are technically (temperate) rainforest. But stuff like this is quick to remind one.

    ^You live in England, it's expected.

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Honestly, aside from the power outages, I'm kind of jealous of you guys in the northwest right now. Atlanta's basically been like this for the past few weeks:

    HOT --> HOT --> HOT --> HOT --> stormy --> slightly less hot --> slightly less hot --> etc.
  • edited 2012-07-07 18:13:06
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Little-girliness is on the ascendant, friends. It's only a matter of time before we all start wearing pink frills and holding slumber parties.


    Wow, it's like it's 1988 all over again! :lol:

    Also, Weatherbug says it's 104°F here. It's currently 94°F in Tucson, AZ (one of the hottest places in the country, usually). I TOLD YOU GUISE VIRGINIA WEATHER WAS WEIRD!
  • edited 2012-07-07 18:13:22
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Fig. 33.9. A slumber party is fun.

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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Don't the participants of slumber parties snog each other's face off?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's 100F in Columbus, Ohio right now...and only 89F in Newnan, Georgia.

    This summer is strange; I find myself looking forward to going to the South for cooler temperatures!

    Oh, right, I don't know if I've mentioned it before...I'm going to Georgia later this month. Only for a weekend, but still.
  • ^ ^ ^ ^ Of course, the inevitable backlash..

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why are their mustaches the colors of their eyes instead of the colors of their hair
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    @FM

    Imo, that is an improvement for the PPG
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Bwahahahaha.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I thought those were their upper lips instead of mustaches. Though that raises a similar question.
  • I'm just waiting for Kino or somebody to show up out of nowhere and start talking about The Pussy Generation and how there's no such thing as a real man anymore.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Shippingzombie should have her own Tumblr
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Lazuli: Yes, because Commando and Cobra are such fine standards to live up to! :P Seriously, a feminine side is not a crime, as long as you're not a doormat.
  • As far as I'm concerned, there's only one real man.

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  • What about SAXTON HALE?!
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Oh the irony.
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    Somewhere along the line, we regressed as a society regarding beauty standards.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Ain't nothing wrong with a little chub.

    more cushin' for the pushin' amirite
  • edited 2012-07-07 19:23:06
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    more cushin' for the pushin']
    And its fatass by a nose.

    Edit:

    Goad moaning/Nite.
  • dude if you seriously think that's fat I just don't know what to say to you
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Wind Fish.
  • so I'm reading Grant Morisson's Kill Your Boyfriend. It's a bit weird to me just because of how normal it is, it's angry, sure, but it's a pretty ISO-standard British Social Commentary Medio.


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    Naneykins said:

    He's so avant-garde he can play table tennis sideways without a net.

    Funniest sentence I've ever written.
  • That is simultaneously the best and worst macro series.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    So what's all this about rip-snorting over-the-top displays of manliness

    I might know a thing or two
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