You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^ I've had moments like that before. Not fun, is it?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I notice that since I've graduated, the amount of people I talk to on a daily basis has declined very quickly and very sharply.
I kind of don't have a life right now, and I don't really have anywhere I can go to just hang out.
That's pretty normal. Relationships take a little more effort after school and you tend to have to call friends to have something resembling a social life.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
^^ If you have any local colleges, you can also crash meetings of groups that might do things your interested in. For instance, when I was hopping from place to place early in my career, I'd crash Anime club meetings and hang out, not one seemed to mind.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
:( *hugs*
I went to Ted's Montana Grill, after Applebee's proved too crowded. There is a mounted bison head in there...I seem to have a recurrent fascination with bison.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I keep thinking that my boyfriend has a deep voice. :3
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...When did I first hear your voice, again?
Ok, ok, not quite. But it was a few months before AU/CA became canon, I know that.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
In addition to everything bad about Scientology, now they're scrambling to send out to all their faithfuls emails/mails/etc covering Tom and Katie's divorce and how the faithful masses can cope with this.
Anyway hope everyone here has the emotional strength and support to handle this earth-shattering development. There's a two year old can of Milwaukee's Best in the back of my fridge should this whole thing be too much for my fragile psyche to contain
In addition to everything bad about Scientology, now they're scrambling to send out to all their faithfuls emails/mails/etc covering Tom and Katie's divorce and how the faithful masses can cope with this.
Anyway hope everyone here has the emotional strength and support to handle this earth-shattering development. There's a two year old can of Milwaukee's Best in the back of my fridge should this whole thing be too much for my fragile psyche to contain
He, I always wondered how a divorce between these two would go down. I'm sure this will just make Tom that much more "crazy" about Scientology.
I think I tried Milwaukee's Best and don't recall liking it. Some American beers don't get the crisp lager taste just right and taste a bit off.
Somehow Bud and Miller High Life get it right, for me.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Milwaukee's Best is one of those American beers that scrapes the bottom. Most American beers don't deserve the scorn from beer critics and import drinkers (two groups desperate to tell you all about the uncommon, lumpy brews from a country you've never heard of in an attempt to compensate for their tiny penis size) but Milwaukee's Best really deserves the hate it gets.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Milwaukee's Best is one of those American beers that scrapes the bottom. Most American beers don't deserve the scorn from beer critics and import drinkers (two groups desperate to tell you all about the uncommon, lumpy brews from a country you've never heard of in an attempt to compensate for their tiny penis size) but Milwaukee's Best really deserves the hate it gets.
This so much. Yes, there are some BAD beers in America, but we usually don't import much of it. Budweiser gets a lot of flack here, but is imported all over the place. American lagers are actually pretty delicate and take tons of work to keep the flavor consistent. Budweiser manages to taste the same basically every batch, no small feet, and it manages to get that good lager taste without some of the nasty after-taste.
Other countries beers often have more flavor, but they're shooting for a different flavor profile than American beer anyhow. And just because they have more flavor, doesn't mean those flavors are good.
I prefer Bourbon over American beers tbh
I can see that. Bourbon has a pretty unique flavor profile compared to American beer, which is really just something of a variance on German lagers. American Bourbon's also don't get the same amount of crap that American beers do, here and abroad.
I can see that. Bourbon has a pretty unique flavor profile compared to American beer, which is really just something of a variance on German lagers. American Bourbon's also don't get the same amount of crap that American beers do, here and abroad.
Well, it really doesn't help that the only US beers that they sell here are stuff like Coors and Budweiser.
I can see that. Bourbon has a pretty unique flavor profile compared to American beer, which is really just something of a variance on German lagers. American Bourbon's also don't get the same amount of crap that American beers do, here and abroad.
This is how you can tell that the rest of the world is full of shit whenever they start hacking on American brews. Whenever I started cracking "drink early times" jokes years ago in the comic it was because the stuff is sold in cheap plastic bottles and at the very bottom, in mass quantities, of any liquor rack at any liquor store. In fact, the label and logo design was made intentionally to look similar to Jack Daniel's and Jim Beam in a bid to leech off their credibility. A whiff of fine bourbon whiskey doesn't remind you of the last time you stripped paint, Early Times does. And these folks who criticize American beer will then turn around and order that one true bourbon of the upper crust of American spirits, Early Times.
The only situation that I can think of that's comparable to this is Australia's and their Foster's. I've never heard one single Australian say one good thing about that brew, ever, but here in America it's treated as a pure Aussie brew (like how Outback Steakhouse is supposed to be Australian, too)
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Stella Artois is like the official beer of Toronto. Every where I went that served beer in that city made sure you were very aware that they stocked Stella.
Stella suffers a bit under Texas liquor laws because its alcohol content is just enough to tip it over to be qualified as a "malt liquor" which is a crime against Stella tbh
I can see that. Bourbon has a pretty unique flavor profile compared to American beer, which is really just something of a variance on German lagers. American Bourbon's also don't get the same amount of crap that American beers do, here and abroad.
This is how you can tell that the rest of the world is full of shit whenever they start hacking on American brews. Whenever I started cracking "drink early times" jokes years ago in the comic it was because the stuff is sold in cheap plastic bottles and at the very bottom, in mass quantities, of any liquor rack at any liquor store. In fact, the label and logo design was made intentionally to look similar to Jack Daniel's and Jim Beam in a bid to leech off their credibility. A whiff of fine bourbon whiskey doesn't remind you of the last time you stripped paint, Early Times does. And these folks who criticize American beer will then turn around and order that one true bourbon of the upper crust of American spirits, Early Times.
The only situation that I can think of that's comparable to this is Australia's and their Foster's. I've never heard one single Australian say one good thing about that brew, ever, but here in America it's treated as a pure Aussie brew (like how Outback Steakhouse is supposed to be Australian, too)
Fosters is also not one of my favorites.
I don't think Corona is treated as "good beer" in Mexico, but gets tons of advertising here. It's pretty low on my long list of things I like to drink. Yet, there's tons of good beer that comes out of Mexico.
I think there's a bunch of Mexican companies that like to play off American's ignorance of alcohol. Similarly to Corona, Jose Cuervo gets advertised all the time and is just bad.
El Jimador, on the other hand, tastes great and costs about the same amount.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Stella Artois is like the official beer of Toronto. Every where I went that served beer in that city made sure you were very aware that they stocked Stella.
Stella suffers a bit under Texas liquor laws because its alcohol content is just enough to tip it over to be qualified as a "malt liquor" which is a crime against Stella tbh
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One of the losers I had to suffer being at school with is currently rotting in his county jail waiting for another prison sentence for slinging meth. The funny part is another classmate from that year is now the district attorney (the youngest in the state, as a matter of fact) is the one who's sending him to the state pen.
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I notice that since I've graduated, the amount of people I talk to on a daily basis has declined very quickly and very sharply.
I kind of don't have a life right now, and I don't really have anywhere I can go to just hang out.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I don't have any of their phone numbers.
Alternately, I suppose you could just say "what friends?"
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
So I've spent most of the night bawling.
But I think I'm okay now. I'm reading bash.org.
I went to Ted's Montana Grill, after Applebee's proved too crowded. There is a mounted bison head in there...I seem to have a recurrent fascination with bison.
I do not understand Steakhouses and their collective fascination with sticking animal heads on walls.
There are three fairly nearby that have that. Two steer and one bison.
And thank you for the hugs, Anoonus
I keep thinking that bison have deep voices.
They do.
And they exaggerate their vowels liiiiiiiiiiiiike thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.
YNTKT.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I can see that. Bourbon has a pretty unique flavor profile compared to American beer, which is really just something of a variance on German lagers. American Bourbon's also don't get the same amount of crap that American beers do, here and abroad.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I read the local rag today and I found out that 2 people I used to hang around with when at school narrowly avoided prison.
One was supplying and dealing horse tranquilliser, and the other smashed someone's face in but it really makes you think what could have happened.
So after celebrating what an awesome morning it was I promptly fell asleep.
Also I dreamt that I got in a knife fight with some chick and she was like impressed or something and then we fell in love because dream.