The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    In other news, young Imi would've been thrilled to see Mario in Zelda 2. But current Imi is just mildly amused.


  • edited 2012-07-06 21:23:25
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Thank you for the link, Naney. Those look interesting.

    Not that I'm Imipolex... Ninjutsu!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder if I should have this bumper sticker.

    image
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Which Pynchon novel?
  • edited 2012-07-06 22:12:48
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    So anyway, the power company over in Maryland is so bad that people are writing profanity-laden protest songs about them:

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Gravity's Rainbow is easily my favorite, so...
  • edited 2012-07-06 22:40:42
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Your other car is powered by fifty people and advanced rocket science?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fifty people? There are more like 400 in that book.

    But yeah, powered by rockets and the evils of the military-industrial complex.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    How many MPG do you get on that thing?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A thousand, but it runs on the blood of children.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    !_!

    O dear dere deer.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Looks like my work here is done.

    Good night, everyheaper!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Imi.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Night, Imi.

    FM: That plaid pattern actually looks pretty good, even if it's not suitable for a fashionable shirt (which I could be wrong about; fashionability of clothes is not my strong suit, no pun intended).
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Paging Central Avenue or anyone else here with expertise in this department:

    Looking for an interior shot of either: a grocery store from the 50's, or a Kmart from the 70's
  • edited 2012-07-06 23:16:21
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^^ It does, but for some weird reason I kind of wish that the patterns on stuff like that were like a green-screen: Never moving, always in the same position regardless of where the garment moves.

    My thoughts move to weird places sometimes.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    ....preferably large size (pixel-wise)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Nah, tiny pixels, to fit on each thread. HD plaid, is what I'm saying.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    You mean kinda like this?

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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    You are looking at Crazy Stan the used boat salesman from Monkey Island.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I FUCKING LOVE STAN.

    Gator, you are my new favorite person
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    that is fucking perfect. Thanks!

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    And a Piggly Wiggly too. Awesome
  • I am about to try Manifest to see if it is any good.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You're welcome.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • edited 2012-07-07 00:10:08
    CA, I think you might (emphasis on "might") like this YTP, as it involves old businesses:



    (Also, NSFW, though that might be a bit obvious. Also, also, I don't recommend watching it if you are epileptic.)
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    QUALITY
  • edited 2012-07-07 00:28:15
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^ I laughed at "There's assault and battery for you at Korvettes, you morons!"
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    My new avvie is cute.

    Y/N?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    D'awww... :)
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    that's a dorable.
  • edited 2012-07-07 01:02:03

    ^^ I laughed at "There's assault and battery for you at Korvettes, you morons!"

    I thought it was "There's a subtle tent battery for you at Korvette's, you morons", but yours makes more sense.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: And apparently, there's a such thing as masturbating Burger Chefs. :lol:
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ That was the other part that made me laugh.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I admit, the part that made me laugh the most was the Korvettes jingle singers pushing the commercial itself off of the screen multiple times.
  • That part was probably my favorite as well.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And while following links away form that video, I stumbled into the AVGN's review of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. 

    Great googly-moogly. Whose bright idea was it to make a radio play, drop it into what is essentially a PowerPoint presentation, and try to pawn that off as an interactive CD-ROM game? You could do this with 1950s technology. No joke. It's that bad.
  • Well, maybe not 50's tech, but yeah, it does sound really low-effort.
  • Burger Chef? Wasn't that a restaurant chain?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    No, really, 1950s or 1960s tech (or whenever the Tapecaster cart came out, anyway); you could do it with tape loops, a set of Carousel projectors and some relay logic. That little effort was put into it.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    ah yes, the days whenever full motion video was set to be the future of video games
  • Tre said:

    Burger Chef? Wasn't that a restaurant chain?

    It was, actually.

    I think Wikipedia said it was bought out by Hardee's or something.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Poo poo posting
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Kukukukukukukukukukuku~
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