The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • To quote Peter Griffin

    I don't know who any of those people are.
  • So I just found an online copy of a series of documents regarding my town, and it is amazing. The whole thing's basically a giant index:

    Fact sheets regarding hazardous substances like asbestos, benzidine, disulfoton, dinitrocresols, 
    dinitrophenols, mirex and chlordecone, naphthalene, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, 
    polybrominated biphenyls, 1,1,1-trichloroethane, and xylene.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Note to self: do not go near Palmerton without a haz-mat suit
  • For eighty-two years, The New Jersey Zinc Company operated two smelting
    facilities at the base of Blue Mountain in Palmerton, Pennsylvania. During their time of
    operation, adequate pollution control technology did not exist and the two zinc smelters
    filled the atmosphere with pollutants, including sulfur dioxide and various heavy metals,
    primarily cadmium, zinc, and lead. The greatest amount of pollution produced was
    emitted between 1918 and 1962, largely because of the zinc needed for World War I
    and II. At that time sulfur dioxide was being emitted at 3,300-3,600 pounds per hour,
    cadmium was being released at 47 tons per year, lead at 95 tons per year, and zinc at
    3,575 tons per year. As a result of the pollutants released during the decades of zinc
    smelting, much of the vegetation and wildlife were devastated in the town of Palmerton
    and the Lehigh Gap, the area where the Lehigh River cuts through Blue Mountain,
    forming a gap in the Kittatinny Ridge.
    By the time the zinc smelters ceased operation in 1980, the ecosystem at the
    Lehigh Gap was so ravaged that the land, which was extensively eroded, consisted only
    of subsoil and rocks. Even lichens, fungi, and bacteria could not survive in the heavymetal filled soil. In 1983, this 2,000-3,000 acre area of land was so contaminated that it
    was federally recognized as a Superfund Site, placed on the national priorities list, and
    titled the Palmerton Zinc Pile Superfund Site.
    In 2002, after other attempts to revegetate Blue Mountain, a group lead by a
    retired high school biology teacher, Dan Kunkle, obtained 756 acres of land which they
    planned to remediate. They called it the Lehigh Gap Wildlife Refuge in the hopes that it
    could one day go from a Superfund Site contaminated with hazardous waste, to a wellestablished ecosystem that vegetation and wildlife could once again inhabit.
    The group began the revegetation effort by looking to nature for a solution and
    attempting to find a way to accelerate the process. Because native, warm-season
    grasses were able to tolerate the heavy metals in the soil on the outside of the highly
    contaminated area, they were hopeful that they might also take root in a more
    contaminated area. Thus began the key to the revegetation effort. The group seeded
    the mountain with native warm-season grasses, which not only grew successfully, but
    also helped to stem the erosion problem and keep the heavy metals contained within
    the soil.
    The revegetation effort was a success and by 2003, after just one year of
    remediation, the Refuge property had already started to become a thriving grassland.
    Today the Refuge provides not only a safe home for numerous plant and animal
    species, but it also acts as the Lehigh Gap Nature Center, which provides numerous
    educational and recreational opportunities to the public.
    The story of the successful reclamation efforts at the Lehigh Gap is one filled with
    optimism and inspiration. Because it is such an interesting area of study, hundreds of
    people have conducted research on the Refuge property. This annotated bibliography
    contains much of the information needed to help people discover appropriate sources
    for their own research interests, regardless of their level of study.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Nora Roberts is one of those generic romance novelists, but for some reason quite popular.
  • Found one of those books on that list you posted last night, Imi.

    (The Celestine Prophecy -- James Redfield, took forever to find it though.)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oh, that one's supposed to be legendary bullshit.
  • in a good way or a bad way.

    Dianetics: the Modern Science of Mental Health

    ahahahahaha, how about fuck you, sir.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, like, it's bullshit but it's entertaining bullshit? I've never read it, so I don't know.
  • works for me.

    There seem to be sequels because I saw two similar looking books next to it.

    Also they have literally nothing here by Thomas Pynchon or Jorge Borges.

    I am crying inside. This is what a lack of funding can do to a library, ladies and gentlemen.
  • Some bitch stole my computer at the library and I got tired of arguing with her old ass, so I came home.

    Hi.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This hour of The Blixty Slycat 12-Hour Marathon brought to you by...Creepytown Brands!
  • I am not Blixty Slycat anymore, Central Avenue, but I thank you for your sponsorship.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "My" sponsorship? Oh, I don't own Creepytown Brands, I just do their advertising.
  • bg;hkgllfl good morning beautiful people
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Btw CA

    Can you read private messages?
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Morning, JZ.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi JZ.
  • @Tre, last page: The old Most Wanted or the upcoming one?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

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    I love it when /b/tards play along.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Btw guise, I have a sixith sense

    I can see dad people
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    musics

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    DID SOMEBODY SAY PAROV STELAR


  • edited 2012-07-05 16:58:07
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Btw CA

    Can you read private messages?

    Only my own.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Only my own.
    So, what happens if someone is getting harrassed via private messages?
  • You inform the mods via PM?
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    You can add a Mod to the PM Discussion. They should be able to read them all.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Okay
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, if someone's harassing you over PMs, just PM one of the mods.

    On an unrelated note: Who else here has had strange dreams involving My Little Pony?
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I know I have but I can't remember any of them for the life of me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I had one this morning in which I was Applejack and I was on the run from the Stallions in Black.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    On an unrelated note: Who else here has had strange dreams involving My Little Pony?
    Not me, but then I'm a normal person :p

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Yeah, if someone's harassing you over PMs, just PM one of the mods.


    On an unrelated note: Who else here has had strange dreams involving My Little Pony?
    I believe I've had one or two. The one I remember was pretty much directly related to my flanderized fan-fic.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have them infrequently. I had one about a year ago involving some Best Buy-like store that sold weird MLP pillows that looked like knockoffs of the characters.
  • edited 2012-07-05 17:25:32
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I mentioned it once in the pony thread, but I've had two such dreams. The weirdest part is they both involved kind of the same thing.
  • edited 2012-07-05 17:28:11
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I...never really noticed before, but running from the Men in Black is a weirdly common theme in my dreams.

    Not, like, Will-Smith-movie "Men in Black", but weird "agents" in black suits who want me for some purpose and never reveal what they're doing.

    This...kinda weirds me out now.
  • As it turns out they are all Will Smith in disguise.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Someone needs to draw Agent J as a pony now.

    Agent K, too, while you're at it.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    but which one is which
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Is there a ponified version of everyth--

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    Okay, we're done here.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
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  • Banksy said:

    “My main problem with cops is that they do what they’re told. They say ‘Sorry mate, I’m just doing my job’ all the fucking time.”


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I kinda want to play SimCity 4 but I don't feel like rebooting into Windows.

    You think Wine can handle it?
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