The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Holy fuck that was way longer than I realized it was.
  • edited 2012-07-04 21:03:53
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  • Was that "Final Fantasy = non-indicative title" thing an old joke?  

    I guess.

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sign seen at Civic Park:

    "PREDESTRIANS [sic] STAY ON GRASS"

    The misspelled portion was in compressed type, too.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    On a side note, there are those fans who always jump into any conversation about Final Fantasy and reminds everyone, as if they were born yesterday and no matter how in-depth the conversation is, about the whole numbering inconsistency for the games. I wish there was some way to convey to these people that their access to this information isn't exactly exclusive to themselves.

    Also the original North American numbering scheme is not without its merits. For instance, while it cuts out III and V, two very good games, it discards II. Which more than makes up for everything, really. 
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ...I never knew the numbering inconsistency was a thing until now.  I guess I've never paid a close enough attention to the series.

    Lumine, I feel like I should give you a medal or something.  I definitely broke Imi's rule about excessively large trash with that one.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The numbering inconsistency has been pretty much done away with now. 

    I think the internet and rereleasing the titles had made everyone aware of it, so Square just calls the games what they are instead of making a thing out of the differences between the US and Japan.

    I'm sure it still comes up, but I have trouble imagining anyone says it for any other reason than to prove they had a SNES and played the games "BACK IN THE DAY".
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Also I take umbrage with the idea that talking in caps to convey shouting is "bad writing".

    I think using bold, italics, and caps is a perfectly valid way to attempt to convey inflection into a medium that traditionally relies on telling the reader how they where suppose to read the previous sentence. 

    I haven't read the Harry Potter books, but I wouldn't fault Rowling for doing that, personally. 
  • edited 2012-07-04 21:45:04
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    Fouria G said:

    I definitely broke Imi's rule about excessively large trash with that one.

    Not my rule, actually. It was in Glenn Magus Harvey's OP for the original Heap.

    Personally, I don't care how long your posts are as long as they don't break the format.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fouria G said:

    The kids in the Narnia stories, and the ones in Enid Blyton's books, had all these posh-sounding slang words and goofy expressions that I doubted children had ever really used - "Simply splendid!", "Oh what beastly rotten luck, chaps," etc.

    What???? Kids in Britain don't actually talk that way??
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    well they certainly don't these days
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    See, as a kid reading the Narnia books, I really had no way of knowing that.

    Books'll steer you wrong, kids.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Reading is for chumps

    Drink "Early Times"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    This is also page 1123, so, Fibonacci
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I should clarify because I think I came off kind of harsh there, Rowling uses allcaps shouting a lot in book five, and this didn't trouble me at all when I read the books.  I have since been repeatedly informed that it should have.  Truth be told I do think it should be used sparingly, because there are less jarring, more elegant ways to convey shouting.  Allcaps should be reserved for if you want to deliberately jolt the reader, or if the speaker is Karkat.

    And Justice won't appreciate this reference but he is now a centaur.

    Also it occurs that Jasper is the least appropriate avatar for defending anything with, let alone popular fiction.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Reading is for chumps


    Drink "Early Times"
    I should drink some for America!  since I have some.


    ...This kinda sounds like I'm saying "I should poison myself, for America!"
  • edited 2012-07-04 21:59:11
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^ How much do you love your country, Justice?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "And Justice won't appreciate this reference but he is now a centaur."

    I'm THAT much closer to my dream of becoming a pony!
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Fouria G said:

    ^ How much do you love your country, Justice?

    Enough to drink the most popular whiskey in Japan!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    How many of these books have you read?

    (10 for me)
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    One.

    yaay, literaries

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    How many of these books have you read?

    (10 for me)

    1
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^^^ ...well then.  Happy poisonings.

    ^^^ Only 2, which is rather worrying under the circumstances.

    A lot of those are on my to-read list though.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've sometimes wondered if what I want to write is a "cult book." Not a "classic," not a "bestseller"...a cult book.
  • Well it's probably easier to write a cult book.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Possibly.
  • this actually made me literally laugh out loud, and I never do that.

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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I've never actually had a problem with "unrealistic dialogue" because I don't really know how people my age are supposed to speak.

    I also don't really mind things like "Oh that rot" because it gives the prose a unique feel and voice. The voice might not be true-to-life, but it's a convincing voice nonetheless.
  • I just got back from the fireworks.

    Most of it was boring because we got sat down by my dad in front of the courthouse and I didn't bother asking to go look around but it was still fun. There were a few fire-dancers at the courthouse and then a taekwondo group showed off their stuff in front of it, but my personal favorite part of the night was when I saw this little boy who seemed really intrigued by me -- and when I waved, he waved. When I stuck my tongue out, so did he. I made a funny face with my hands in my ears, and he did too. It was adorable. :3
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fouria G said:

    Only 2, which is rather worrying under the circumstances.

    A lot of those are on my to-read list though.

    2, eh? You got me beat! :P

    Like you said, though, "to-read" list.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-04 23:45:10
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    I really like this picture. I dunno why, there's just something about it that makes it feel un-photograph-ish, and it's pretty cool.

    Made, of course, with Popular Hipster Photography App.
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  • How many of these books have you read?

    (10 for me)

    4 for me.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There are five or six more on my to-read list...

    I don't think L. Ron Hubbard will be on it anytime soon, though.
  • edited 2012-07-05 00:15:33
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I've read two of them. (If anyone's curious: Siddhartha and To Kill a Mockingbird -- who hasn't read the latter?) I should check some of the others out, though.

    But like Imi said, I don't think I'd find all of these books useful or enjoyable.
  • How many of these books have you read?

    (10 for me)

    The Bell Jar

    Catch-22



    The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy



    Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid <= BEST SHIT EVER, my mom got it for me~

    The Stranger


    I've been meaning to read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, it's like my dad's fave book.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The buses will be running as normal tomorrow

    Yay
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  • Almost got my headphones fixed~
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  • edited 2012-07-05 01:39:51
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So while leaving the fireworks show earlier I saw a man nearly get run over by an impatient driver.

    Reynoldsburg's fireworks are done in a city park, and people are allowed to drive in and park on the grass. There are a few separate areas for parking, so when the show's over, you have four or five lines of traffic that need to merge down to the two lanes that lead back to the main road. This year, rather than leaving people to their own devices (which results in people refusing to take turns), they had the parking attendants direct traffic on the way out.

    So we're up to the point where two lines of cars merge. The attendant motions for the other lane to stop, and gives our lane the signal to go ahead. But some asshole in an old Jimmy pulls out of line and tries to squeeze between the two lanes. The attendant motions for him to stop, holding up the red flashlight and everything, but he doesn't. He shouts "STOP" at least three times, but the jackass blows on through. The attendant jumped out of the way just in time.

    It was crazy.
  • Wow. Can you say jerkhole?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    BBBBBBBBAA
  • Heyllo everyone.
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