The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2012-06-28 12:40:44
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  • Imi: Fair enough. But are you an authentic being?
  • edited 2012-06-28 12:41:35
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Finally!  I'm ready to write my manifesto!
    Does it involve crushing Capitalism?

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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Is there anything else more deliciously crushable?

    I submit that there is not.
  • edited 2012-06-28 12:51:56
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm sure Clocky will be back. I'd be disappointed if she didn't come back, anyhow.

    Am I an authentic being? What a silly question to ask, in a time when nothing is real.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wheeee the workday is half over!

    I went around campus hanging some promotional posters. In the 90 degree weather...it was surprisingly tolerable.
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  • edited 2012-06-28 13:15:05
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Dear President Obama, 

    I think our country is in desperate need of a remodel. The current system of government has run its course and now it's time for "a change".

    I submit that the television show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" provides the perfect framework for a new system of government. I suggest all remaining tax dollars be spent to create a benevolent alicorn that can summon the sun and moon at it's will and also a device that transforms people into the three races of Equestria.  

    With a third of the population controlling the weather, another third taking care of supplying food and providing labor, and another taking care of the artisan and other jobs that require greater dexterity. I believe this provides us with the perfect system for a stable country that will continue from now unto perpetuity. 


    I submit myself as a potential adviser to you, Mr. President. My only request is that I be turned into an alicorn when the ponification process is perfected to better serve this country and the new pony government for all time.


    Your faithful constituent, Justice.
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  • edited 2012-06-28 13:10:45
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Anything is possible with America's Ponificator! 

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    But I don't wanna be a pony
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    DO IT FOR AMERICA!
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi CA!

    I want to be a unicorn!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I'm, like, running out of work.

    And my boss won't be back for at least another half hour...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Running out of work?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah. I, like, did most of the stuff I'm supposed to do already...
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  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Happens to me all the time.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Like what, other than the poster thing?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That means...............goof off time!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I feel sleep-deprived...like I'm going INSANE.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Whoever it was who decided that people get paid by how long they're at work instead of how much work they do

    That person should get a trophy or something
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I don't know, but I love that.

    I've gotten paid for basically sitting at my desk browsing the internet all day just because my bosses never gave me any work to do.

    And before you say anything, yes, I went out and asked them for more work before goofing off. Nada.
  • edited 2012-06-28 13:48:48
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Whoever it was who decided that people get paid by how long they're at work instead of how much work they do

    That person should get a trophy or something
    Oh yes!


    This doesn't really go away once you're in your career...unless you're like a steal worker, or something...



  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    I don't know, but I love that.


    I've gotten paid for basically sitting at my desk browsing the internet all day just because my bosses never gave me any work to do.

    And before you say anything, yes, I went out and asked them for more work before goofing off. Nada.

  • edited 2012-06-28 13:50:27
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You with a job is bizarre to me, CA.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sometimes I sit around at my job. I even accessed this place once from there, even though I'm not supposed to.
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i'm too young for a job! -rubs it in everyones faces-
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's why you're broke
  • edited 2012-06-28 13:59:02
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    oh god, it's all true, i am broke

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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    image
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    is there a good dental plan

    i've heard that's important

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    I don't know, but I love that.


    I've gotten paid for basically sitting at my desk browsing the internet all day just because my bosses never gave me any work to do.

    And before you say anything, yes, I went out and asked them for more work before goofing off. Nada.
    I wanna move to Murrica now!
  • Lumine said:

    Just pointing this out again: I believe some people scared away one Counterclock, which disappoints me.



    I was only kidding around with her and am fairly certain she knew that. If she didn't, I will apologize next time I see her.

    Regardless, saying "some people" does not make it any less obvious you're talking about me, you realize.

  • It amuses me when people seem to think Japan is more liberal than the United States.

    Maybe on Media Standards, but that's pretty much it.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    meanwhile in japan
  • edited 2012-06-28 14:51:19
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, Japan is still very courtly when it comes to certain things, and honor and saving face is a big deal. That and the culture is still pretty insular and doesn't tolerate outsiders or wannabes well; I have to wonder how many Japanophiles who really only know the culture from anime (not even manga in a lot of cases, just anime) have gone to Japan, and have ended up sorely disappointed that it's not full of awesome ninjas or cute, baby-faced women.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    It amuses me when people seem to think Japan is more liberal than the United States.
    How do you mean?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    desu
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Those poor, poor Japanophiles.

    I'm afraid I have a strong bias against them, just because of how...ahem, "passionate" they can be about the subject.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    kawaii
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I've known a few Japanophiles who went to Japan, learned the language and basically integrated.  

    But it definitely takes a bit of commitment and willingness to learn a new language. 
  • It amuses me when people seem to think Japan is more liberal than the United States.
    How do you mean?



    People seem to think that Japan's pop culture is indicative of the country as a whole and it's....not.

    This is a culture where it's considered shameful for a family to get help for their mentally ill relatives, leading to the whole hikikimori phenomenon. There's other stuff too, like how being homosexual is seen as a phase of childhood and casually dismissed otherwise.

    It's tight-laced in different ways, but it's still tight-laced.

    Those poor, poor Japanophiles.


    I'm afraid I have a strong bias against them, just because of how...ahem, "passionate" they can be about the subject.



    I think you're confusing Japanophiles with otaku.

    A Japanophile would be someone who knows all of the above and is either fine with it or willing to ignore it. An otaku would just be someone who takes everything they know of Japan from their anime.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    Japanophiles are annoying.
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