The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Subtle notions exist only in a land where the blind can see.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    If James Joyce was alive he'd ask what the hell a bloggo-sfeer was and why it is screaming for his blood
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    everybody got to evelate from the norm
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It took me six months to read Finnegans Wake all the way through. I'm still not sure if it was worth it.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    I got to page 16 in a period of two weeks.

    then i had to return it to the library.

    tru fact

  • I read 100 Years Of Solitude in 2 weeks.


    School requirements are a great motivator.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    While I haven't read 100 Years of Solitude, I'm guessing it's an easier read than FW.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I just spent like 20 minutes composing a massive post but I'm afraid to post it because someone will point out I'm wrong and I'll feel like an idiot.

    The stupid thing? It's about pop song lyrics.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Post it, dammit.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, alright. Posted.
  • I went to Wal-MART

    And I took a picture of a whole row of clocks, but I'm not sure how to get it from my phone to the desktop.
  • Yarrun said:

    I went to Wal-MART

    And I took a picture of a whole row of clocks, but I'm not sure how to get it from my phone to the desktop.

    Send yourself an email with the phone!


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Reminds me. I took a picture of a Target today for no reason

    Guess I'll email it to myself
  • "Hey there, black person. How's it going?" ~ Raocow. 2012, June 27th
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Raocow said that today?

    I wonder if I'll ever start following his new videos instead of just binging on the old ones.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I should watch Raocow

    On account of Counterclock likes it and a clock's never lied to me before
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day...

    I like his playthroughs of Super Mario World hacks. That is a game I fondly remember from my youth.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My phone takes not-so-good quality pictures.

    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • So I just got back from Brave.

    I might do a review, if I'm not just wasting my time. There was one I was writing for Skrillex's first EP but it was literally so stupid I left it to be a draft.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • edited 2012-06-27 23:03:59
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Alright, what you're about to read is top-secret, so don't tell anyone:

    Here's the plan: AU and I--and what the heck, let's invite Tre too--we're going to buy Sears Holdings Corporation and make their stores good again with our Rainbow Cash.

    Then we're going to break into Turner Broadcasting System headquarters and steal Cartoon Network. We'll put it under Sears Broadcasting, a new division created just for the network. To keep ourselves from getting caught, we'll go back to Turner and use those little flash-and-make-you-forget-'em-up things Will Smith had in Men in Black.

    Any questions?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    can i be the getaway driver
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    can you drive a truck big enough to fit Cartoon Network on the back
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm calling the cops.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *cuts the phone lines*
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    we'll find out, won't we?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -ties imi up with duct tape and locks him in the basement-
  • edited 2012-06-27 23:12:07
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Phone lines? Does that still work if I'm using a cell phone?

    ^oooh, kinky
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -takes imi's cell phone too-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *bricks Imi's phone with a faulty firmware update*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well then, I guess it's up to JZ to save the world again
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So here's how I imagine this playing out:

    We get Cartoon Network on the back of the truck

    But we're running from Imi so we don't have time to strap it down

    And Cow and Chicken falls off as we turn a corner

    And Spacey's like "Just leave it! There's no time!"

    But Anonus makes us go back and get it

    But by then Turner Security and the Atlanta Police are on our tail

    So we have to make a run for it
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    LET'S GO, MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAS 

    -beeps the horn a couple of times- beep beep beeeep

    hee hee

  • I call rebranding duties for Kmart.

    Sorry, Mr. Blue Light, your days are numbered.

    (Also, I'm writing that Brave review, it'll be up within the hour)
  • Yarrun said:

    Also, today was the day that I read the comic about the cats who run a speakeasy

    :D
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-06-27 23:22:59
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    Also also since we'll own [adult swim] I'm making Kmart's mascot Mouse Fitzgerald.

    Because frakking blue lights are so 1998.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i read that comic! i think it was called ctrl + alt + del, right
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, we're stealing [as] too? I guess I'll put you in charge of that one, then, with the stipulation that you must let AU direct a revival of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    hey, that's kind of copyright infringement

    i've got a trademark to protect, ya kno

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what if cannibal corpse stole your precious glasses
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    little do they know I DON'T HAVE GLASSES

    but they still frighten me ;_;

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    a-yup
  • SGC2C revival? Sure. I never got to see it but you folks like it, so why not?

    Also I'm done with that Brave review, go check it out.
  • I say we do an adaption of the Space Ghost comic.
  • edited 2012-06-28 00:07:01
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    all we need is five tons of TNT, a 747, twelve dozen kittens, a lit match, three cartons of milk, one jug of skim milk, a pony, and 33 pairs of scissors
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    God has created nights well-populated by dreams
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aw man, all the Sonichu audiobook videos are gone... :(
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