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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it weird to see Space Ghost as an actual superhero instead of a dimwitted talk show host?
  • edited 2012-06-20 04:49:45
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ['Oncoming Traffic May Have Extended Green', 'Left Turn Yield on Flashing Yellow Arrow', 'Keep Right Except to Pass', 'Turning Traffic Yield to Pedestrians', 'Equestrian Crossing', 'Cross Traffic Does Not Stop', 'Yield to Both Lanes in Roundabout']

    There. That's the whole list, so far.

    I keep adding new ones as I think of them, though.
  • "Thaddeus was becoming something more, something terrible, glorious, and alive"

    this man is describing fucking Space Ghost

    so yes, is what I'm saying.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Man this sounds cool

    I'm gonna have to Google me that diamond
  • Kay, so I watched some clips of ozMo on [as]'s website

    and it is awesome but they don't have any full episodes.

    You know what that means.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hahaha, Powerpuff Girls Z Mojo Jojo talks just like the original series' Mojo Jojo

    It's, like, one of the only things that matches
  • I can send you a link sometime if I can recall where I found it, then.

    Also, the reason Ghost Planet is a ghost planet? Space Ghost's only current ally was a war scientist who invented a bomb that ended up killing everyone on the planet but him.

    Talk about darker and edgier.

  • Ouch.

    And I'm getting it now, but thanks anyway.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    GRAMMAR GAL
    vs. THE RUN-ON RUFFIANS!

    "Looks like your days of crime have come to a full stop, Comma Splice!"
  • Tre said:

    Ouch.


    And I'm getting it now, but thanks anyway.
    I was actually talking to CA. :B
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I named my traffic signal controller Roxanne.

    Because she don't have to put on a red light.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    well i would if i had a traffic signal controller
  • edited 2012-06-20 05:39:26
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ok, so:

    Characters:
    • Grammar Gal: An ordinary 13-year-old named Mary M. Webster who got superpowers...somehow. Origin story can come later. Lives at the corner of Strunk Street and White Street. Ironically, she's failing English class because she spends so much of her time fighting crime when she should be studying.

    Villains:
    • Comma Splice: Watch out for this guy, he sneaks in where you least expect him! Leader of the Run-on Ruffians, who terrorize InsertGrammarPunHeresville with their heinous defilement of the English language.

    ...That's all I got so far.
  • It's like WordGirl, but not!
  • edited 2012-06-20 05:49:13
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm trying very hard not to rip off WordGirl, which so far consists of not outright stealing the puns.

    Besides, WordGirl taught vocabulary, this is about grammar, so it's totally different

    Ok, so, villains and the grammar mistakes they represent:

    • Comma Splice: Self-explanatory.
    • He That Must Not Be Named: Using "that" instead of "who" when referring to a person
    • Worst Of: Ending a sentence with a preposition. Revealed to be on Grammar Gal's side (because ending a sentence with a preposition isn't actually wrong, get it?)
    • The Fragmenter: Self-explanatory. Talks funny. Never complete sentences.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Fragmenter...would he be good friends with The Hulk?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Haha, I didn't even make the Hulk connection when I wrote that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    YOUR FACE
  • Hey Imi, wanna go boating down to the science cafe?

    We can listen to the drums of the electric cow.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Certainly.
  • So, I've come across an AD, I'd like to take the time out and address.

    It's the new, "Geico car insurance taste test"

    You can watch it here.



    Now, before starting, let me sit you down and ask you a question, of which I'm sure if this commercial was good, it could answer for you.

    >How is Geico a better insurance company?


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am not switching to Geico. I'll stick with Dr. Pepper, thanks
  • You know something I find amusing about this "Pinkie Pie goes cwazy and kills everyone" fad is that it started with a relatively bad fanfiction.

    Let's face it, aside from the shock value of Pinkie Pie knifing and gutting Rainbow Dash, it was pretty bad in terms of writing.

    Kind of like how cult-classics usually are just technically underwhelming at times.
  • edited 2012-06-20 12:49:33
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  • I'm gonna try making music again.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "Cupcakes" does have an awful lot of mistakes in it, at least in the uncorrected version.
  • Installing FL with Wine.

    I've done it before, but it wasn't happy with Unity at all.


    Hopefully it'll work better with Gnome 3.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hallo
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    good mroning
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hi
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Somehow I misread "Hopefully it'll work better with Gnome 3" as "Hopefully it'll work better with Gnome. :3"

    If anyone else had posted it, this probably wouldn't have happened. :P
  • I am jealous of that chicken's glasses.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    skrillex is my new obsession
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Quick: What's wrong with this picture?

    image

    I get that the artist was going for a left/right political analogy, but having "no left turn" and "right turn only" signs here makes no sense because there isn't a street to the left.
  • edited 2012-06-20 14:35:51
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ...that's the stupidest political analogy since that time i compared politics to a chicken on a raft
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It makes less sense the more I think about it. He could have just as easily drawn a T-intersection instead of just a curve, so...is he trying to say not only that right-wing politics are "right", but that left-wing politics don't exist?

    Bluh, overthinking things again. Why do I do that
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    [European Liberal] But genuine left wing politics doesn't exist in American politics [/European Liberal]
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    they do, they just don't exist in mainstream american politics
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @ship Him/The Red Guy
  • Ship request successful! <3

    It makes less sense the more I think about it. He could have just as easily drawn a T-intersection instead of just a curve, so...is he trying to say not only that right-wing politics are "right", but that left-wing politics don't exist?


    Bluh, overthinking things again. Why do I do that
    If he was going to think things through, he probably wouldn't be a political cartoonist in the first place.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    i've been listening to this song for 52 minutes

    just now it has gotten annoying

  • The sadness will last forever.
    fifty shades of grey sounds dumb
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    You know something I find amusing about this "Pinkie Pie goes cwazy and kills everyone" fad is that it started with a relatively bad fanfiction.

    Let's face it, aside from the shock value of Pinkie Pie knifing and gutting Rainbow Dash, it was pretty bad in terms of writing.

    Kind of like how cult-classics usually are just technically underwhelming at times.

    The premise is very "This outa shock some bronies". I think people are a little too in love with the idea that they're corrupting something innocent, here. Though, I don't think Cupcakes would be nearly as popular without "Party of One" codifying the idea that Pinkie can actually snap. 
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Also, YAY! People are reading the Space Ghost comic.

    I'd have been cool if they did more with it, but it's still a nice six-issues, non-the-less. 
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    image

    "nyehhehheh, DIS otta' shock dem' bronies, see?"

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