Client: “These JPEG photos are only 5616 pixels in resolution and they’re only about 5MB each. They’re clearly taken by an amateur photographer with a pocket camera. We need them to be at least 20MB to print properly”
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
JZ: Huh. Now that I think about it, that would fit his appearance pretty well.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The logo itself is okay, but this video his HILARIOUSLY bad:
It looks more like a bad cellphone commercial than the branding video for a food manufacturer.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
OH GOD GUYS I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING
Twilight Sparkle = T.S.
Shining Armor = S.A.
Therefore
TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND HER BROTHER STARTED THE TSA
That's why they won't let you brink liquids through the checkpoint, even when it's very clearly a Pepsi you purchased there in the terminal: high fructose corn syrup is a unicorn's one weakness!!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well obviously they have to treat all drinks the same so nobody catches on to Twilight and SA's evil plot
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It was a bunch of kitties riding a roomba. :3
What a practical joker
This is your cat on schizophrenia:
*sees Imipolex's avatar*
WHY?
WHYYYYY?!
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU ;-;
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
This track is sweet.
If you don't mind, vote for the dude.
I don't say this often, but I lol'd.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis