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  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Assdamaged
  • My butt hurts when I sit too long.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Today I had a conversation with my friends about porn

    It ended in an imagined porn flick where one of my friends was a maid, another was an emo kid, and I was the emo kid's kinky friend who showed up with a bunch of bondage gear and tied up and violated both of them

    I have weird friends
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    For the record the Maid was a gay Asian and the Emo Kid was a twink

    Just so you know
  • edited 2012-06-18 19:48:11

    Kinda like my friends.


    Only we more sit around and show each other our fave MLP or Homestuck bdsm r34 pics.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    JZ: I've always put "yes" if for no reason other than I'm afraid it would otherwise look like I'm trying to hide something.

    I also am not real big on the adlut thing
  • JZ: I've always put "yes" if for no reason other than I'm afraid it would otherwise look like I'm trying to hide something.

    That's been my reasoning too. I think that's what you should do unless the employer specifically says you can't use them as a reference for some reason. (Personal references, you should definitely ask first, though.)

    It never hurts to send an email or call them to check, though, especially if it's been a while and they might need to be reminded of who you are.
  • Why is it that I instantly knew the maid was a male?

  • Because my boyfriend only swings one way.
  • Well yes, but I don't think it would be impossible for a gay person to discuss straight porn.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Not really. I'm not that fond of the phrase myself.


  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I wouldn't put it past us to have me starring in a straight porn flick for the shiggles.
  • Imi&Haven: Thanks, I just went with yes.

    Also, online applications have weird questions like "Would your parents be proud of what you've done with your life?" "Can people control what happens to them?"

    I'm expecting to be asked "Does language construct reality?"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    No, no, sort of
  • So.

    Who here is left-handed?

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Imi&Haven: Thanks, I just went with yes.

    Also, online applications have weird questions like "Would your parents be proud of what you've done with your life?" "Can people control what happens to them?"

    I'm expecting to be asked "Does language construct reality?"



    They're character questions. 

    Also, I just downloaded Advance Wars and Alien Hominid for the GBA. Does anyone else have any suggestions of games?

    I have a ZNES for the Super Nintendo too. And a PS1 emulator, but it's hard to find ROMs for and the program itself is very tempermental.

  • edited 2012-06-18 20:31:10
    Well, I submitted that application.

    ^I know, but I find it ridiculous to think you can find anything about a person with those questions. Most smart people will know what the right answers should be. And a percentage of that probably is lying.
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    I can't stop giggling.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    OOOOH LAZULI 
    LAZULI 
    LAZULI 
    LAZULI 
    LAZULI

    Download a Final Fantasy 5 Advance ROM and do this!


    It's for charity! :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Australia also has the city of Tumut.
  • ^^I donate to charity pretty regularly. And honestly, the Final Fantasy games rarely hold my attention. So thank you for the suggestion, but nah.

    also are any of these titles:

    Castlevania
    Castlevania - Aria of Sorrow
    Castlevania - Circle of the Moon
    Castlevania - Harmony Of Dissonance

    any good? I know people go gaga for the Castlevania series but I've never tried any of them.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That logo...its alterations to FF Meta bother me.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Personally I think they're good.

    Only go for 'em if you like Metroidvanias.

    I would also suggest the Megaman Battle Network series of games. I wouldn't recommend starting with 1, though. MMBN 2 or 3 are probably the best.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @JZ: Good luck!

    @Anonus: Me too. And I'm not sure what "feel" they're trying to convey with it, either.
  • JZ: huh. I've seen some odd questions on those applications, but never quite like that.

    Deathonabun: That looks interesting.
  • okay so I can't play Alien Hominid because the ROM runs at double speed for some reason.

    Guess I'll try Advance Wars.


    Only go for 'em if you like Metroidvanias.



    hm.

    I do, but I tend to have a lot of trouble actually finishing them. Guess it couldn't hurt.

    As for Battle Network, beat those games back when I had an Xecuter on my old Xbox. I don't remember much about them.

  • ^^I donate to charity pretty regularly. And honestly, the Final Fantasy games rarely hold my attention. So thank you for the suggestion, but nah.

    also are any of these titles:

    Castlevania
    Castlevania - Aria of Sorrow
    Castlevania - Circle of the Moon
    Castlevania - Harmony Of Dissonance

    any good? I know people go gaga for the Castlevania series but I've never tried any of them.

    Circle of the Moon is my favorite, but a newcomer would like Aria of Sorrow best.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    I know, but I find it ridiculous to think you can find anything about a person with those questions. Most smart people will know what the right answers should be. And a percentage of that probably is lying.

    Right, see, my honest answers were "no, no, sort of" but if I were actually doing that application I'd say "yes, yes, no"

    YNTKT
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Other suggestions include

    Golden Sun
    Megaman Zero games (but only if you like rather hard platforming)
    Metroid Fusion

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    @JZ: Good luck!


    @Anonus: Me too. And I'm not sure what "feel" they're trying to convey with it, either.
    I assume they think those weird rounded portions and those sheared portions that weren't already in the typeface made it look contemporary somehow.
  • Other suggestions include


    Golden Sun
    I played this once a long time ago. I think I had quite a bit of trouble with it, if memory serves.

    Megaman Zero games (but only if you like rather hard platforming)
    Depends, does the game have other merits? Or is "hard platforming" the draw? Cuz I like some games that are hard platformers, but not because of the hard platforming (eg. Outland, which I like because of the gorgeous artwork and interesting concept)

    Metroid Fusion


    Yai Metroid :D
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Basically the main draw of it is hard platforming.

    I know! You could play Pokeyman games! :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I assume they think those weird rounded portions and those sheared portions that weren't already in the typeface made it look contemporary somehow.

    That could be...but my theory is that Mojo Jojo came and started trying to shred the town's logo to bits, but the Powerpuff Girls stopped him after he'd only done a few cuts.
  • Basically the main draw of it is hard platforming.


    I know! You could play Pokeyman games! :D



    I play Touhoumon.

    Think Touhoumon, but with every Pokeyman replaced with a living doll.

    ....

    it's better than it sounds? ^_^;

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    No, I've seen it before.

    It looks pretty good, especially because they went to the trouble of replacing the types with new ones and creating a bunch of touhoumons with divergent evolutions and fun stuff like that.
  • Well there are several different games called Touhoumon. I play Merry's Version which uses the same types as the original but has different movesets (and moves in some cases), that's the one with the divergent evolutions and revamped Pokedex entries.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Cirno's Perfect Math Class would be ending now if it hadn't crapped out on me.

    This makes me less happy than I could be.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Kexruct said:

    So.

    Who here is left-handed?

    -raises right hand-
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    Even the Amish can get DUIs.
  • Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
  • Of course the Amish driver can, but the question is: can the horse?
  • I gots new shoes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I need new shoes.

    Mine are falling apart -_-
  • I want new shoes.

    My mom did say there were some fancy leather Chucks at the warehouse we shop at, so maybe I might get those with a little friendly persuasion.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I tend to wear cheap K-Mart shoes until they nearly fall off my damn feet.

    Then I buy replacements that look exactly the same.

    /cheap fashionless nerd
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Last year I bought some new shoes at the behest of my then-girlfriend.

    The relationship didn't last, but I've come to like the shoes.
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