The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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    THEY'RE CONTAMINATING OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS.
  • Lumine said:

    Dogs are evil image
    Dogs are the embodiment of all that is good in the world.
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    dogs suck
  • edited 2012-06-17 15:14:56

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    But Hitler liked dogs IIRC.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    But Hitler liked dogs IIRC.

    He did.
    THEY'RE CONTAMINATING OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS.
    SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THAT PINKO JFK!.

  • ONLY PETER SELLERS CAN STOP HIM NOW.
  • edited 2012-06-17 15:19:01
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I'm sure there are other reasons, but that seems to be the big one, honestly. Whenever I ask people about they're dislike of Flash they start going "well the corporation...."

    Seriously? 'Cause the main reasons I've heard are that it's bloated and crashy and brings slower computers to their knees.
    Anonus said:

    Creative Suite programs being expensive bothers me due to being combined with how expensive fonts are and how Creative Suite programs are among the few that can access any OpenType features that enhance their usefulness. -_-

    It's strange to me that open-source alternatives (like Inkscape and GIMP) haven't yet implemented OpenType features, for some reason. I guess it's not a big priority for them, since the majority of their users will have no use for them, but still.

    ughughughugh.

    WHY am I so socially awkward?! I've been working up the nerve to call this place about a job offer for over an hour. The worst thing--literally, the worst--they could've said was that they're not hiring at the moment. And that's all they did say! The phonecall itself lasted maybe--maybe--thirty seconds. If that! Why am I so freaking nervous about this kind of thing?!

    Oh dear god can I sympathize. I hate telephone calls with a passion and avoid them as much as I can.

    When I was your age, I would argue with my mother for 20 minutes every time she wanted me to order pizza. Then I would finally make the damn call and it was over in 2 minutes and I was like "wait, that was all?"
  • When I was your age
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    :P
  • edited 2012-06-17 15:23:05
    :|
    Both my sister and I are like that, so whenever we want to order pizza it becomes a game of who wants to have pizza less.
  • In response to that nervousness.

    Stage fright. Causes of Stage Fright Include
    1. Considering the possibility of visible failure at a task, resulting in embarrassment.
    2. Feeling a need to do well to avoid failure.
    3. Feeling uncertain about whether one can do well. Uncertainty plays a
      major role in experiencing many forms of anxiety. It could be helpful
      to keep in mind that one cannot control others' reactions or judgements,
      but only one’s own performance.
    4. Focusing on behavior and appearance.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    ONLY PETER SELLERS CAN STOP HIM NOW.

    Why Peter Sellers?

    What about this other chap called Lee Harvey Oswald?
  • FLUORIDE and..

    ...You do get what I'm referencing, right?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Ofc

    Why do you think I referenced to it as well?
  • edited 2012-06-17 15:42:43
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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  • You know, It's kinda funny, if you type "Expression" into google images, most of the beginning pages will only give you results of human's faces.

    What does this say?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    No one like Expressive art?
  • The sadness will last forever.

    got grape

  • The sadness will last forever.

    yay cats

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Is that Christian the Lion?
  • The only real thing I can hope to do was behave more intelligently in the future than I have in the past.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Hey Imipolex.


    You like Thomas Pynchon, right?
    I was asleep at the time this was written, but it remains true.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    good nite
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The fact that, in certain parts of the country, toll roads are just an everyday thing sorta weirds me out.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Toll roads are bullshit.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    YOU HEARD ME
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    gn whale

    also i read those as "troll" roads and i was like "okay"

    the internet doesn't surprise me anymore

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Trolls don't inhabit roads. They live under bridges.
  • edited 2012-06-17 17:59:12
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Yes, that part threw me off a bit. 

    but then i realized it said toll and i can't read so okay

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to play The Sims 2 but I don't have any ideas for a family
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Don't make a family

    Have everyone be grown in test tubes
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    one old woman with seven infants

    because it's silly

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hey

    My happiest times were in the womb
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I can scarcely imagine I was less happy in the womb than I have been since.
  • edited 2012-06-17 18:50:40
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Stop arguing with me or I will destroy Mega Man
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