The place I had most wanted to see - Chronos Square, at the heart of Crown City. I had seen many images of the city before, and Chronos Square, but nothing could convey its immensity - the heaven-reaching towers of the Cathedral of the Timekeepers, or the radiant glory of the Angels - Land, Sea, Sky, and Light - bathed in the brilliant glow of the floating globes.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So I just got up from a nap in which I dreamed I was stealing chocolate from a store and now I crave sweet things. :\
So yeah, this new Rush concept album seems full of time themes - clockwork, "timekeepers," "Chronos square"...and their last tour was called the Time Machine Tour.
Central Avenue we have determined that you alone have the power to save the world from the Chewy Shmock Menace. They are creatures of great power who seek to drain the world's chocolate supplies (also they kill people).
For your efforts you will be rewarded a Princessdom in Lower Estonia.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
man, when is the the next "rainbow dash presents" going to come out
i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
Episode One
"Telemachus, or How James Joyce Learned To Stop Worrying and Started To Love the (your) Mom"
Stately plump Uck Ulyssesigan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
-- There she was, just a walkin’ down the street, singing “Do-Wah-Diddy Diddy-Dom Diddy-Do!”
Halted he peered behind him at the winding staircase and shouted:
-- Come up Joyce, you fearful Jesusit!
Emerging from the stairhead now was the young James Joyce, sullen and gloomy. He stopped abruptly at the top of the stairway.
-- Don’t be afraid of the cold Joyce, said Ulyssesigan, It’s the fresh air of the snotgreen scrotumtightening sea.
-- I’ve got better things to be doing than freezing my balls off, replied Joyce.
-- Like what?
-- Your Mom.
Episode Two
"Nestor"
--What's a pier? What about Pyrrhus? ANSWER ME KENNY YOU DOLT!
--I'm too stupid to add. Teach me O glorious one. DO you know the way to San Jose?
--I'm too stupid to save money. Teach me frugality ya tight arsed bastard. Are you listening Kenny
--I'm God, shouting in the streets. I am woman hear me roar. Give me drugs I am crackwhore
--I hate jews. Everybody persecutes Jews. Except for Ireland. She never let them in. Ha. HA. HA HA HA.
Episode Three
"Proteus"
Stephen walks on the beach. Pondering with the aid of LSD takes place
Note: There is speculation that in Episode Three, Dedalus fell asleep on the beach and the rest of book was just a dream.
Episode Four
"Ulysses"
Ulysses walks in onto a horrid scene. Bodies are scattered about.
Ulysses talks for a hundred pages about the previous three episodes, then summarizes the fourth episode.
Episode Five
"The Lotus Deatheaters"
At this portion of the novel, it appears that Joyce has assumed the reader has stopped reading Ulysses long ago, and thus the first thirty pages of this section simply consist of "asdf asdf asdf. "
At the end of the section, Joyce enigmatically writes "I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle," an obvious anachronism that has led many scholars to believe that Joyce may potentially be a time travelling robot, sent back from the future to eliminate Sarah Connor.
Episode Five is also known for its stream-of-consciousness format.
Alright, let's skip a few episodes shall we?
You don't want to know what went on in Ulysses' mind during those episodes, but you can find out by searching porn on Google Search.
Episode Last (18th)
"Penelope"
Ulysses have sex with Penelope, a woman he met in episode nine, which has been censored from this article. The episode consists of fifty pages of dialogued moaning, followed by a link to a porn site.
Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.
Unsheathe your dagger definitions. Horseness is the whatness of allhorse. Streams of tendency and eons they worship. God: noise in the street: very peripatetic. Space: what you damn well have to see. Through spaces smaller than red globules of man's blood they creepycrawl after Blake's buttocks into eternity of which this vegetable world is but a shadow. Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.
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no. stop doing things. do internet things. NONSTOP
(im joking, don't do that)
...wait what
-overthrows imi's house-
-and society too-
well, it's broken again. woo
-throws a water balloon at squid and imi-
i was already on fire.
i am the ignus. he's me
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I wonder if they're time fetishists like myself.
*gasp*
THE PROPHECY
*scrambles to gather The Secret Coven of Magicians, Secret Keepers, and So On*
Central Avenue we have determined that you alone have the power to save the world from the Chewy Shmock Menace. They are creatures of great power who seek to drain the world's chocolate supplies (also they kill people).
For your efforts you will be rewarded a Princessdom in Lower Estonia.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Everybody loves dying! :D
"Telemachus, or How James Joyce Learned To Stop Worrying and Started To Love the (your) Mom"
Stately plump Uck Ulyssesigan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
-- There she was, just a walkin’ down the street, singing “Do-Wah-Diddy Diddy-Dom Diddy-Do!”
Halted he peered behind him at the winding staircase and shouted:
-- Come up Joyce, you fearful Jesusit!
Emerging from the stairhead now was the young James Joyce, sullen and gloomy. He stopped abruptly at the top of the stairway.
-- Don’t be afraid of the cold Joyce, said Ulyssesigan, It’s the fresh air of the snotgreen scrotumtightening sea.
-- I’ve got better things to be doing than freezing my balls off, replied Joyce.
-- Like what?
-- Your Mom.
Episode Two
"Nestor"
--What's a pier? What about Pyrrhus? ANSWER ME KENNY YOU DOLT!
--I'm too stupid to add. Teach me O glorious one. DO you know the way to San Jose?
--I'm too stupid to save money. Teach me frugality ya tight arsed bastard. Are you listening Kenny
--I'm God, shouting in the streets. I am woman hear me roar. Give me drugs I am crackwhore
--I hate jews. Everybody persecutes Jews. Except for Ireland. She never let them in. Ha. HA. HA HA HA.
Episode Three
"Proteus"
Stephen walks on the beach. Pondering with the aid of LSD takes place
Note: There is speculation that in Episode Three, Dedalus fell asleep on the beach and the rest of book was just a dream.
Episode Four
"Ulysses"
Ulysses walks in onto a horrid scene. Bodies are scattered about.
Ulysses talks for a hundred pages about the previous three episodes, then summarizes the fourth episode.
Episode Five
"The Lotus Deatheaters"
At this portion of the novel, it appears that Joyce has assumed the reader has stopped reading Ulysses long ago, and thus the first thirty pages of this section simply consist of "asdf asdf asdf. "
At the end of the section, Joyce enigmatically writes "I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle," an obvious anachronism that has led many scholars to believe that Joyce may potentially be a time travelling robot, sent back from the future to eliminate Sarah Connor.
Episode Five is also known for its stream-of-consciousness format.
Alright, let's skip a few episodes shall we?
You don't want to know what went on in Ulysses' mind during those episodes, but you can find out by searching porn on Google Search.
Episode Last (18th)
"Penelope"
Ulysses have sex with Penelope, a woman he met in episode nine, which has been censored from this article. The episode consists of fifty pages of dialogued moaning, followed by a link to a porn site.
so, that would be, like,
3/4 of your entire hard drive, right