The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2012-06-14 22:31:07
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    the interwebs is a ghost town tonight
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    no. stop doing things. do internet things. NONSTOP

    (im joking, don't do that)

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    Yay I have my tail again!
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    Yay my house!

    ...wait what
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    -overthrows imi's house-

    -and society too-

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    well, it's broken again. woo

    -throws a water balloon at squid and imi-

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    Oh. Well, we'll just camp out tonight I guess.
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    -sets the sticks on fire-
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    -sets squid on fire-
  • edited 2012-06-14 22:51:42
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    -sets THE BOOT on fire-
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    *makes new house out of invincible Spacey-resistant material*
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    i was already on fire.


    i am the ignus. he's me

  • edited 2012-06-14 23:07:09
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    The place I had most wanted to see - Chronos Square, at the heart of Crown City. I had seen many images of the city before, and Chronos Square, but nothing could convey its immensity - the heaven-reaching towers of the Cathedral of the Timekeepers, or the radiant glory of the Angels - Land, Sea, Sky, and Light - bathed in the brilliant glow of the floating globes.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I just got up from a nap in which I dreamed I was stealing chocolate from a store and now I crave sweet things. :\
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Obviously, theft is the answer. 
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    man, when is theft not the answer
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    So yeah, this new Rush concept album seems full of time themes - clockwork, "timekeepers," "Chronos square"...and their last tour was called the Time Machine Tour.

    I wonder if they're time fetishists like myself.
  • So I just got up from a nap in which I dreamed I was stealing chocolate from a store and now I crave sweet things. :\



    *gasp*

    THE PROPHECY

    *scrambles to gather The Secret Coven of Magicians, Secret Keepers, and So On*

  • Central Avenue we have determined that you alone have the power to save the world from the Chewy Shmock Menace. They are creatures of great power who seek to drain the world's chocolate supplies (also they kill people).

    For your efforts you will be rewarded a Princessdom in Lower Estonia.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    NOT SO SECRET NOW! WAY TO GO!
  • also I just downloaded a cool looking game called Ib. I'mma go play it now. Baibai.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    SHE CAN'T HANDEL THE TRUTH!

    ...Or so I've heard. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    man, when is the the next "rainbow dash presents" going to come out

    it's been like 5 months since the last one
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    also I just downloaded a cool looking game called Ib. I'mma go play it now. Baibai.

    Take THAT the world's chocolate supply! We all see how Super Lazuli prioritizes! 
  • Yay. Death. Fun.

    Everybody loves dying! :D
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    How is it that Uncyclopedia's article about Gravity's Rainbow actually describes the book really well?
  • Because Uncyclopedia describes reality far more effectively than any truthful, "factual" source.
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    Strange.
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    Where did the squid go
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    Episode One

    "Telemachus, or How James Joyce Learned To Stop Worrying and Started To Love the (your) Mom"

    Stately plump Uck Ulyssesigan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

    -- There she was, just a walkin’ down the street, singing “Do-Wah-Diddy Diddy-Dom Diddy-Do!”

    Halted he peered behind him at the winding staircase and shouted:

    -- Come up Joyce, you fearful Jesusit!

    Emerging from the stairhead now was the young James Joyce, sullen and gloomy. He stopped abruptly at the top of the stairway.

    -- Don’t be afraid of the cold Joyce, said Ulyssesigan, It’s the fresh air of the snotgreen scrotumtightening sea.

    -- I’ve got better things to be doing than freezing my balls off, replied Joyce.

    -- Like what?

    -- Your Mom.

    Episode Two

    "Nestor"

    --What's a pier? What about Pyrrhus? ANSWER ME KENNY YOU DOLT!

    --I'm too stupid to add. Teach me O glorious one. DO you know the way to San Jose?

    --I'm too stupid to save money. Teach me frugality ya tight arsed bastard. Are you listening Kenny

    --I'm God, shouting in the streets. I am woman hear me roar. Give me drugs I am crackwhore

    --I hate jews. Everybody persecutes Jews. Except for Ireland. She never let them in. Ha. HA. HA HA HA.

    Episode Three

    "Proteus"

    Stephen walks on the beach. Pondering with the aid of LSD takes place

    Note: There is speculation that in Episode Three, Dedalus fell asleep on the beach and the rest of book was just a dream.

    Episode Four

    "Ulysses"

    Ulysses walks in onto a horrid scene. Bodies are scattered about.

    Ulysses talks for a hundred pages about the previous three episodes, then summarizes the fourth episode.

    Episode Five

    "The Lotus Deatheaters"

    At this portion of the novel, it appears that Joyce has assumed the reader has stopped reading Ulysses long ago, and thus the first thirty pages of this section simply consist of "asdf asdf asdf. "

    At the end of the section, Joyce enigmatically writes "I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle," an obvious anachronism that has led many scholars to believe that Joyce may potentially be a time travelling robot, sent back from the future to eliminate Sarah Connor.

    Episode Five is also known for its stream-of-consciousness format.

    Alright, let's skip a few episodes shall we?

    You don't want to know what went on in Ulysses' mind during those episodes, but you can find out by searching porn on Google Search.

    Episode Last (18th)

    "Penelope"

    Ulysses have sex with Penelope, a woman he met in episode nine, which has been censored from this article. The episode consists of fifty pages of dialogued moaning, followed by a link to a porn site.
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    His name is Leopold Bloom.
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    prove it
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    I have the whole goddamn novel on my hard drive. What part do you want posted?
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    Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.
    Episode 4 (Calypso)
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    Unsheathe your dagger definitions. Horseness is the whatness of allhorse. Streams of tendency and eons they worship. God: noise in the street: very peripatetic. Space: what you damn well have to see. Through spaces smaller than red globules of man's blood they creepycrawl after Blake's buttocks into eternity of which this vegetable world is but a shadow. Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.
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    I have the whole goddamn novel on my hard drive.

    so, that would be, like,

    3/4 of your entire hard drive, right


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    About a meg and a half.
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    you must have a really small hard drive, then
  • The Death Of Klinghoffer get!!!





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