The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Fouria G said:

    Nonsense, the best approach is clearly to redirect them to Google.

    Or to keep them around but block them from opening threads or reading their messages.

    I remember my first and only forum ban, when I tried to log on, it quite clearly let me know that my ability to post was gone, but I liked reading the threads anyway.

    But I was a younger clock back then, too much time spent of trying to tell others what time it was, and not how much time in the day they could be saving by switching to geico.

    Or blatantly advertising. Like that one company.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The only time I have been banned from a site was when I banned myself as an experiment.
  • It's 6 am, I've had my morning raocow, now for a raoquote.



    "I was about to make a remark about how it's crazy how in this game
    bees are slower than missiles, but then I realised... what kind of world
    am I living in where I can think that with a straight face?"

    ~Raocow
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Good morning everypony.

    I have not had my morning raocow yet
  • edited 2012-06-12 10:33:14
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "Don't do drugs, kids, or you're gonna be racing bullets. That's an allegory or something"

    Now I've had my morning raocow.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also, my beloved thread has passed 1000 pages. Woohoo
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Hooray.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Your excitement is evident.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    1001 heaperian threads

    ca would be scheherazade

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    And Anonus would be the king?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    yes. and everyone else would be the 40 thieves, because there are only like 42 people who post on the site
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    My rat is the cutest thing ever and none of y'all will ever own her, so suck it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    suck suck suck
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    my dog is cuter

    image

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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    i can't even highlight that

    fm, i WARNED you about cthulhu. i told you dawg.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    grind
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    wrong thread

    you must be PUNISHED

    -throws a water balloon at imi-

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WATER

    how did you know one of my many weaknesses
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    cats are HEARTLESS CREATURES
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    sitting here in class, taking notes, sketching Deco
  • Fouria G said:

    Nonsense, the best approach is clearly to redirect them to Google.

    Or to keep them around but block them from opening threads or reading their messages.

    50000 GET, ladies and gentlemen.
  • image

    they're also shit at Halo.

    sitting here in class, taking notes, sketching Deco



    I cannot draw nearly as well as you can (and in fact can barely draw at all), but I find that if I have my characters say the things I am taking notes on, I remember them better.

    A little critter of mine--MathKitty--was created solely for this purpose.

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    aww, cats
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.




    I cannot draw nearly as well as you can (and in fact can barely draw at all), but I find that if I have my characters say the things I am taking notes on, I remember them better.

    A little critter of mine--MathKitty--was created solely for this purpose.



    Time and practice. I couldn't draw to save my life in junior high and high school too, but I was determined to learn.


    As for the characters speaking the notes you're taking ... that's brilliant. I have to try that 



  • Time and practice. I couldn't draw to save my life in junior high and high school too, but I was determined to learn.


    As for the characters speaking the notes you're taking ... that's brilliant. I have to try that 



    I know. ^_^

    I do try to practice but it often slips my mind.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    heapcat, a real hipcat hepcat
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    We do not have 61 cats. We need to get more cats!
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    that doesn't look so tough

  • edited 2012-06-12 13:11:05
    :|


    ^ The melody's actually quite pretty on a piano.
  • edited 2012-06-12 13:39:02
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Apropos of nothing,

    image

    will always hold a special place in my heart
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    you smell like catpiss

    no, ladies, it's my new cologne

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    99 luftballons
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    floating in the summer sky
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Quick survey, who here is an American that has lived in America for most or all of their lives?

    Okay, if so, how many other Americans have you met who were prejudiced against the Roma?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    I've lived in America all my life, and I don't think I've met anyone who knows what a Roma is.

    lol isolated small community

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    wtf is roma
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Oh, Gypsies? I've never met anyone who mentioned them at all.
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  • edited 2012-06-12 14:11:56
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    i don't really know if anyone i met is prejudiced against the roma, i don't go up to my closest friends and go "sup, bitch, you prejudiced against the roma?"

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A fugitive from ANY LAW that binds this universe
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    "Gypsy" is racist, though nobody I know seems to care.

    (Not an American.)
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    I'm a time travel! Vworrrp vworrrp vworrp!
  • edited 2012-06-12 14:43:15
    :|
    WOOOOOOOOOSH

    vvvv What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll
    have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've
    been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300
    confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper
    in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
    target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which
    has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You
    think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?
    Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of
    spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
    prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic
    little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be
    anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and
    that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in
    unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United
    States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
    miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only
    you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever"
    comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
    fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the
    price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will
    drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. :3
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