The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Tachyon

  2015-12-12 16:28:32

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  it was like, the wiki was a sausage, and it was delicious, but you really didn't wanna know how it was made
  
  the sausage factory would have been a bad place, y'all were right not to send her there
  
  and iirc i licensed Zestpoole to ABC inc
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-12-12 16:29:06

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Zestpoole is the best heap mascot.

  
  

  what is her relationship to Heapcat
• Tachyon

  2015-12-12 16:29:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  they hang out sometimes
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-12-12 16:31:02

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Good.
• Tachyon

  2015-12-12 16:35:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  photographic proof of them hanging out
  
  
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-12 16:36:35

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
  
  DO YOU MIND
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-12-12 16:37:54

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  yeeeee

  
  

  also, peeping tom snake
• Odradek

  2015-12-12 16:40:06

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Antinatalist shark>Rust Cohle
• Tachyon

  2015-12-12 16:40:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  we are the peeping tom
  
  snake's just trying to take a shower
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-12 16:40:59

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  antinatalist shark is a serious philosopher
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-12 16:42:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-12 16:43:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  it's actually too early to deploy that image
  
  stupid winter makes me think it's later than it is
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-12 19:08:14

  Tachyon said:

  

  story of my life
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-12-13 03:36:51

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Tachyon said:

  

  I just watched this episode not even ten minutes ago
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:02:26

  cmtp is FUNNY
  
  <Waluigi> LAUGH
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-12-13 18:02:52

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  ^^ What show?
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:03:32

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  ^^ What show?

  Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
  
  Yuru Yuri, presumably
  
• glennmagusharvey

  throws pink and blue paint at the walls

  2015-12-13 18:04:56

  /me throws pink and blue paint at the walls
  
• glennmagusharvey

  unthrows green and red paint at the walls

  2015-12-13 18:05:10

  /me unthrows green and red paint at the walls
  
• glennmagusharvey

  paints parmesan cheese a shade of Obnoxious Orange

  2015-12-13 18:05:55

  /me paints parmesan cheese a shade of Obnoxious Orange
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:08:53

  I went from a Parodius x My Little Pony meme to now listening to Israeli pop music.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  has no obligation to be orderly

  2015-12-13 18:09:08

  /me has no obligation to be orderly
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:09:26

  glennmagusharvey said:

  /me has no obligation to be orderly
  

  that's why i don't work as one! :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EBIN
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:24:21

  no, see, the difference between the spurdo sparde meme series and the MLG pro meme series is that the MLG pro meme series, while self-parodying, is not primarily self-mocking
  
  it's just mocking itself by being really stupid, while celebrating arrogance
  
  spurdo sparde specifically mocks itself for being stupid and is not arrogant
  
  that's why spurdo sparde is better
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:24:45

  "it's about ethics in meme journalism"
  
  
  
  
  
  lolololololololololololololololololol gamergate hahahahaha
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:26:05

  things that can eat the fuckup:
  1. gamergate
  2. Vladimir Putin fanboys
  
  what is the fuckup?
  <SingingChicken> Oh yes.  I dunno.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:26:16

  high-density nonsense
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:26:50

  high-density nonsense topped with 1% weight by volume of jabs at things one doesn't like
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:27:04

  a sniping war across the internet over a medium of nonsense
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:27:32

  glennmagusharvey said:

  a sniping war across the internet over a medium of nonsense
  

  hey wait, that IS the internet already!!
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:28:16

  "Your nonsense is worse than my nonsense!"
  
  "But your nonsense is MORE NONSENSE than my nonsense!"
  
  *cans of paint flying abound*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:29:06

  glennmagusharvey said:

  *cans of paint flying abound*
  

  see this line is interesting because both "around" and "abound" are grammatically valid words in this context even though they are different parts of speech
  
  the elegance of it is that one has to only change one letter for two different meanings
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:30:57

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  *cans of paint flying abound*
  

  see this line is interesting because both "around" and "abound" are grammatically valid words in this context even though they are different parts of speech
  
  the elegance of it is that one has to only change one letter for two different meanings
  

  
  This observation is more important than the entirety of the #gamergate controversy.
  
  Suck it, #gamergate.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:31:54

  shields and trenches and cover made of nonsense
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:34:46

  > 1.5 degrees
  
  1.5 de geso
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:42:08

  "I like trolls buton lyifthey'refunnyandnotboring"
  http://vocaroo.com/i/s00wWHrKieFJ
  
  follows this pitch pattern:
  http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pGoAFRWJfI
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:42:19 edited 2015-12-13 18:42:35

  glennmagusharvey said:

  "I like trolls buton lyifthey'refunnyandnotboring"
  http://vocaroo.com/i/s00wWHrKieFJ
  
  follows this pitch pattern:
  http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pGoAFRWJfI
  

  Why does this matter at all?
  
  No, it does not matter.
  
  It was just interesting to observe at the time.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:43:02

  you could set a beat to it and then you could have a stupid statement dance mix! :-DDDDDDDDDDDDddDDDDDddDDDFdDDDDdfDFDFSGSg DFvGFDGVSBSGRNSGSG DH
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:44:17 edited 2015-12-13 18:44:52

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:46:39

  no, you see, the stupid statement dance mix is not cool by itself
  
  it does not make you a cool DJ to put one together
  
  it is merely amusing and adds to the nonsense and the #cmtp
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:52:07

  IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE SAYS SHE'S SQUID GIRL OF CHEESE
  
• Calica

  2015-12-13 18:53:11

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  you're a kid girl, you're a squid girl
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 18:54:40

  Calica said:

  you're a kid girl, you're a squid girl

  yes
  
  very much yes
  
  :D
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-13 19:08:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  
  

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  ^^ What show?

  Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
  
  Yuru Yuri, presumably
  

  yeah, it's Yuru Yuri
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-13 21:12:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Yuru Yuri, the show about sea urchins and throwing starfish
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-13 21:16:22

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Your account has been disabled due to Not Being Queer Enough.
  
  To resolve the issue, please contact Princess Alice at cannibalism-is-sexy@hotmail.ct
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-13 21:32:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  :(
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-13 22:59:39

  Central Avenue said:

  Your account has been disabled due to Not Being Queer Enough.
  
  To resolve the issue, please contact Princess Alice at cannibalism-is-sexy@hotmail.ct

  /me disables Centie's account for being too Alice
  
• Calica

  2015-12-13 23:04:33

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  binary icosahedral group
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-14 01:40:17

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  DEAR STRONG BAD