ITT: We do what Nintendon't

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• Obā-san

  2014-04-19 12:10:55 edited 2014-04-19 12:11:03

  
  

  Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snaaaaaaaap
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-19 12:20:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *makes a bunch of shitty Call of Duty games*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-19 13:13:03

  *advertises the presence of ridiculously bloody gore in a Mortal Kombat game*
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-19 13:20:33

  (flower path)

  *uses a straightforward, common API*
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-19 13:20:36

  kill living beings
  

  eats breakfast
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-19 13:21:26

  (flower path)

  Klinotaxis said:

  eats breakfast
  

  corporations are people, my friend, and they eat breakfast just like you and me, corporacist
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-19 13:36:03

  kill living beings
  

  eats breakfast in redmond
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-19 13:37:45

  (flower path)

  Klinotaxis said:

  eats breakfast in redmond
  

  guess where nintendo of america's headquartered
• Aliroz

  2014-04-19 13:38:53

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  In dnomder?
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-19 13:39:47

  (flower path)

  nah, redmond.

  
  

  now if you had said cupertino...
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-19 13:47:54 edited 2014-04-19 13:49:16

  *releases all games with no region locking*
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-19 13:59:53

  (flower path)

  *releases games on PC*
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-04-19 14:23:10

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  *goes bankrupt*
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-19 14:28:34

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  makes a mustache-growing video game.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-04-19 14:35:02

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Aliroz said:

  makes a mustache-growing video game.
  

  
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-04-19 16:21:17

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  Haven't played the games, does the Moustache stat do anything?
• LW

  2014-04-19 17:05:58 edited 2014-04-19 17:10:36

  
  

  @nohaynicklibre,
  If I remember right, it is basically a luck stat. That said, there is no real proof in the game that the bros.' mustaches actually grow when the stache stat increases.  Mustacheless Baby Mario and Baby Luigi also have the stat in M&L2 for some reason, so make of that what you will.
  
• criminalscum

  2014-04-19 17:32:39

  *creates original and forward-thinking game series*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-19 17:47:59

  criminalscum said:

  *creates original and forward-thinking game series*
  

  >:(
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-19 18:26:32

  
  

  (*doesn't have friend codes*)
• ProfessorGator

  2014-04-19 21:00:31

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  LW said:

  @nohaynicklibre,
  If I remember right, it is basically a luck stat. That said, there is no real proof in the game that the bros.' mustaches actually grow when the stache stat increases.  Mustacheless Baby Mario and Baby Luigi also have the stat in M&L2 for some reason, so make of that what you will.
  

  IIRC, in the first game, it gave you discounts in the item shops.
• Aliroz

  2014-04-19 21:01:22

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  OF COURSE.  MUSTACHES SHOULD GET YOU DISCOUNTS.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-19 21:19:52

  kill living beings
  

  horn
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-19 23:22:59

  (flower path)

  *blast processing, whatever the hell that actually is*
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-19 23:37:03

  kill living beings
  

  where you look for sequence homologues in some of that good ass dna shit
  
• Anonus

  2014-04-19 23:39:45 edited 2014-04-19 23:40:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  -calica said:

  *blast processing, whatever the hell that actually is*

  it's what enables Sonic to go FAST
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-19 23:52:16

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *ruins Sonic*
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-04-19 23:54:50

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  *hires Bernie Stolar*
  
• Hexartes

  2014-04-20 00:31:33

  glennmagusharvey said:

  criminalscum said:

  *creates original and forward-thinking game series*
  

  >:(
  

  >:(

  
  

  
  

  
  

  ...also how is anything they've created unoriginal? I mean, they codified 2D and 3D platformers, action adventure, the Metroidvania, and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting. Can't really get more original than creating a genre.
• Obā-san

  2014-04-20 00:34:37

  
  

  u mad bruh
• Princess Alice

  2014-04-20 00:35:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  wow, talk about successful trolls being successful
• Hexartes

  2014-04-20 00:52:43

  Yon Assassin said:

  u mad bruh

  YES
• Anonus

  2014-04-20 00:58:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Imipolex G said:

  *ruins Sonic*
  

  *un-ruins Sonic*

  
  

  (interestingly, Sonic 2006 didn't appear on any Nintendo console. HMMMMM)
• ProfessorGator

  2014-04-20 01:02:09

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  (creates the 4DS)

  
  

  It sprays water at you at various points in the game.
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-20 01:55:28 edited 2014-04-20 01:55:42

  (flower path)

  *creates a mobile version of Yoshi's Cookie*

  
  

  for that matter

  
  

  *remembers Yoshi's Cookie*
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-20 01:57:36

  kill living beings
  

  the 5ds sprays water and also unleashes certain smells to improve your immersion
  
• LW

  2014-04-20 02:03:14 edited 2014-04-20 02:06:37

  
  

  Klinotaxis,
  I thought the 5ds' big new feature was allowing the user to play card games on motorcycles. I could definitely be wrong about that though.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-20 02:07:48

  
  

  you know i think the yu-gi-oh anime would have been much more entertaining had it been based around rummy.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-20 02:08:35

  kill living beings
  

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiji_(manga)
• Obā-san

  2014-04-20 02:12:01

  
  

  Klinotaxis said:

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiji_(manga)

  im sorry but the hair is not crazy enough
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-20 02:19:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I remember Yoshi's Cookie
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-20 02:22:01

  kill living beings
  

  Yon Assassin said:

  Klinotaxis said:

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiji_(manga)

  im sorry but the hair is not crazy enough

  true but
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-20 02:24:49

  
  

  Klinotaxis said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Klinotaxis said:

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiji_(manga)

  im sorry but the hair is not crazy enough

  true but
  

  ...

  
  

  wow
• Klinotaxis

  2014-04-20 02:28:44

  kill living beings
  

  yeah
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-20 04:05:16

  -calica said:

  *creates a mobile version of Yoshi's Cookie*

  
  

  for that matter

  
  

  *remembers Yoshi's Cookie*

  I'll do you one better: Yoshi's Egg.
  
  Two better: Mickey's Crazy Castle.
  
  Four better: Volley Fire and Tail 'Gator.
  
  And a bunch better: the entire Adventure Island series.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-04-20 09:32:06

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Yoshi's Cookie: Put on the Wii virtual console in 2008 (although removed last October for some reason, I think  maybe licensing problems.)
  Yoshi's Egg: Put on the Wii virtual console in 2007, and on the 3DS one in 2011, 2012, and 2013.
  Mickey's Crazy Castle: What does this even have to do with Nintendo besides being on the Game Boy?
  Volley Fire: Same question.
  Tail 'Gator: Same question.
  Adventure Island: 2007, 2008, 2011.
  
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-21 17:12:30

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  *creates something challenging*
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-04-21 17:17:24

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-21 17:35:13

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  But that was Nintendo and Sega. ^_^
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-04-21 17:42:09

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu