The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • 'm Elijah, I'm from a boring shit hole town in NJ, I'm 14, sarcasm is my career.

    lol what a fag
  • edited 2012-11-04 01:21:50

    honestly how do thses people get up in the morning and not shoot themselves
  • the only thing more obnoxious than total ironic insincerity is overbearing self-righteous certainty in everything you do and say
  • Wild Thing, located at the Valleyfair amusement park in Shakopee, Minnesota, is a steel out-and-back roller coaster with more than one mile (1.6 km) of track. Its first hill is 207 feet (63 m) with a 60 degree drop, and reaches speeds of up to 74 mph (119 km/h). Wild Thing's height was set by the FAA, due to the nearby presence of Flying Cloud Airport.
    Wild Thing has been the main challenge for a local radio station's Survive it and Drive It Game. Listeners of 101.3 KDWB who call in and win are challenged, along with approximately 20 other winners, to be the last one riding continuously for days upon end. The winner gets a new car from a local car dealer. In 2005, the contest lasted for seventeen days. Due to the unbelievable stamina and willpower of the final two contestants, they were each awarded a car.
    Designed and manufactured by D. H. Morgan Manufacturing, it was the first "hypercoaster" to be built by the company, opening in 1996. It was the 5th tallest coaster in the world when it opened. The ride's success led to the construction of Steel Force at Dorney Park in Allentown, Pennsylvania in 1997 and Mamba at Worlds of Fun in Kansas City, Missouri the next year.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Are you reading the descriptions on obnoxious teenagers' Tumblrs, Naney?

    Also I signed up for LiveJournal because this is apparently 2003
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    honestly how do thses people get up in the morning and not shoot themselves

    You know one of the double-edged aspects of the internet is while it shows that there are people with every sort of bizarre interest, kink or mindset imaginable; it does perform the service of showing these folks that they're far from being the unique snowflake they think they are
  • I can't wash this blood off my hands

    I can't get the scum outta my soul

    I can't scrape this stain off my brain

    And I can't get this box off my head
  • i see dead people
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    i see dead people

    stop watching Nick at Nite then
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    (does Nick at Nite even exist anymore?)
  • Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge, other times it helps me control the chaos. 
  • (does Nick at Nite even exist anymore?)

    no clue
  • edited 2012-11-04 01:32:45
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh ho ho, silly, don't you know they're after the all-important 18-49 demographic now? If they're exposed to anything that's much more than 20 years old they'll zone out! :P

    ^Yes, but they bear no resemblance to their old self.
  • The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It's a matter of public safety. 
  • Current programming

    Acquired programming

    Original programming

    Nick at Nite, CA and gentlemen.




  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    His love of eating and driving is going to be taken to a whole new level whenever they get around to extracting his teeth from the steering wheel after an accident
  • Wear gloves. This one is obvious, but a quality tip nonetheless. Use latex or preferably neoprene seeing as latex allergies are on the rise and if your victim shows signs of a rash, they’ll already know part of your M.O. Don’t use leather; it collects too much DNA, inside and out.
    You’ll also want to spend time choosing the pair of shoes that’s right for you. Some prefer boots, and for good reason, but if this is your first time, you may want to consider a pair of sneakers. Not only do they allow you to sneak better, they provide wonderful flexibility if you are to make a mistake and allow your victim to let out a yell or a scream and alert a hapless neighbor, in which case you’ll want to make a hasty escape. As you mature, be sure to vary your choice so as not to leave a consistent footprint.
  • edited 2012-11-04 01:40:08
    I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Needs more pen
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Holy shit. 

    Polygons on the NES. Damn. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, driving schools actually recommend you keep your hands at 8 and 4 now, so your arms won't be thrown back if the airbag is deployed.

    That said, nobody I know actually does that; 10 and 2 is just so much easier to control...
  • Dear God, if you smite my enemy, I will eat this Twix bar in your honour. If you agree, give me no sign. Amen
  • make it look like an accident
  • you have all recieved cordial invitations to the TIME BUNKER.
  • It is a good idea to make the body unrecognisable. This way Johnny Law won't know where to start looking for a killer, give up and go arrest some doughnuts. Chop off the hands and feet and burn them. Smash up the teeth with a hammer or similar. If you chose blunt force trauma as cause of death, you may want to re-use your weapon and save the environment. Using a syringe, extract all the DNA and dispose of it into a lake. Grate off all tattoos and birthmarks. I wouldn't use your grater again if you are picky about hygiene. Don't be an ass, help your community - carefully remove and bag each organ, place them in a freezer box. Leave the Bumper Organ Gift Box on the Hospital doorstep. Finally, remove the face - you may wish to keep this as a trophy, but remember - keep it at your grandmother's.


    All done? Good. Now you have an indistinguishable, hollow torso - throw this in a river, or freeze it at your local supermarket. The choice is yours.
  • BRUTAL GRINDCORE
  • there's a multiplayer level in Marathon Durandal called 5D Space that is basically this phenomenon in polygon format.
  • edited 2012-11-04 01:50:04

    Here comes the rain
    The dry spell lasted for years
    The land so brown
    Omega point now
    But you can't feel it like I do
    Those damn torpedoes stick like glue
  • The trap is conniving and subtle, and once you're in the way out is less than obvious.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    rocks
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    FIRST
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Yay!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    you said that you could let it go and i wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes I want to be a pegasus
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    pelvises
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    thrust
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My desktop is awfully cluttered

    image

    I should get rid of some stuff...
  • The sadness will last forever.
  • edited 2012-11-04 05:57:12
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Bye, Frosty. If it helps, for the most part I enjoyed having you around...
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Remember, it's okay to claim you know what's best for everyone in the
    entire world as long as you complain about all the other people who are
    doing it too.
    But what country has ever acted like they knew what was best for the world lol.
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