Justice4243
About
- Username
- Justice4243
- Joined
- 2011-09-04 04:56:00
- Visits
- 1,061
- Last Active
- 2014-06-05 20:44:17
- Roles
- Member, NSFW Access
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| User Name | justice4243 |
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| Date First Visit | 2011-09-04 04:56:00 |
| Count Visits | 1,061 |
| Date Last Active | 2014-06-05 20:44:17 |
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| Real Name | Jarrett "IS IT BAD WRONG WHEN YOUR DUCK IS SO HARD IT STARTS PLUSING" something "Justice" something "Uncle Justice" something |
| Title | Drinker of the Scotch, Prime Minister of Ecuador, The Beer Baron |
| Date of Birth | December 30, 1983 |
| Biography |
He killed a bear when he was only three! They bear was three, that is,(making it still an adult...bear), Justice was 25 and armed with a canon that fired logging chain-saws. He once summoned a demon using the Keys of Solomon because he was too lazy to rummage through his liquor cabinets to figure out and mix a cocktail to drink. Also, he's Prime Minister of Ecuador for reasons he's not entirely sure of. Justice suspects drinking alcohol is involved in this, somehow, but that's just playing the odds. He spends many days in front of a computer running SQL queries and making reports that present what those queries say in a visual pleasing way. Potentially related, he usually receives direct deposits to his bank account at regular intervals for a near identical amount of money. He secretly wonders if this is related to his database and reporting work or if he has a secrete (potentially interstellar) admirer. He's told he has a wife and daughter and that the three of them occupy a house in the Portland, Oregon metropolitan area, but he's yet to hire a private detective to confirm if this is true or not. He has confirmed he resided in a residence with at least four cats with other felines wandering in to steal the delicious cat-food he stockpiles in case of the Apocalypse or if he gets peckish. |
| Quote | "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU KNOW BABIES DON'T GO IN THE RECYCLING BIN! BABIES ARE NOT RECYCLABLE! They go in the garbage." |