The sign says "NO ESCAPING FROM THE TIME PRISON ON DAYS THAT END IN Y, OTHER THAN BIWEEKLY AND BIMONTHLY ATTEMPTS BY QUALIFIED PRISONERS WHO KNOW THE FREQUENCY TO WHICH THOSE WORDS REFER, PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY".
I said this last night, but Sredni would make a better captain of the Enterprise than James T. Kirk
Well yeah, James Tyronesickles Kirk would be a terrible captain of anything.
James Tiberius Kirk, on the other hand, is a great captain.
As far as I know, the only good long-form opinion youtubers are ThereWillBeFudd and GiantGrantGames. (Cybershell doesn't count because his long-form videos aren't his opinion videos). A large part of this is their genuine enthusiasm for their subj…
No, you have the right Loganberry. The protagonist's ability or lack thereof to procure Loganberry Jam for the invisible naked man who can explain everything is a plot point.
Anyone remember Cure Pneumonia who was the mid-season Cure that everybody really liked until she betrayed the group to the Anti-Pope, but it was all a ruse to save the Pope's Niece from the Anti-Pope's Niece, but then the show got canceled before th…
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "No amount of worldbuilding will convince me that Loganberry is anything but a disgusting waste of atoms, so cut it with the jam propaganda, author".
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" because you never forgot the last paragraph of the book and what a gut-punch it was but now you realize too late that that awareness …
It was a feeling when you read the book for the first time and you were like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" because you realized that you can't intentionally forget stuff while keeping the intention to forget and the awareness of the thing being forgotten, so the…
It was a feeling when you read the book for the first time and you were still like "OHMIGOSH THESE PLOT TWISTS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and realized you wouldn't be able to get the same shock on a reread so long as you remembered this specific bit you had …
It was a feeling when you read the book for the first time and you were like "OHMIGOSH THESE PLOT TWISTS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and realized that that feeling of literary shock was becoming increasingly rare in your life.
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" because you now know why you never reread it until now.
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "GAAAAAAAAAAH THESE PLOT TWISTS OHMIGOSH!" and have a flashback to the first time.
perhaps the gensokyian ecosystem is not right for buses
Buses don't do well in water, and water and gensokyo both contain the letter "e" but not the letter "m", which means that neither of them are made of formaldehyde (which contains both letters)…
Tycoon has it in the bag this time I believe it
But what if Sebulba turns out to be available?Me.
But what if Sebulba turns out to be available?I know Geats has won it the last few hundred times but I think that Na-Go really has a chance!
But what i…
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "The back-of-book description and the front-of-book praise-from-critics call this a hilarious dystopia, but the worldbuilding is too interesting for thi…
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "You're technically committing satire here, author, and verging on parody, so be glad that I'm too stupid to get most of it, and be glad that your absur…
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "back then, I thought this author deserved the same recognition and fandom that Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett have, and now I still think that excep…
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "Oh snap, The Lego Movie totally ripped off the romance from this except they actually made it charming and accomplished a kid version of the exact vibe…
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "This character can't possibly be as bad as I remember, I was probably just too-NOPE IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN I REMEMBER" and wish you could punt fictional …
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "oh snap, how the heck did I miss so many of these puns what kind of idiot was I and how many more are there that I won't get until I'm older".
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "oh snap, I don't remember teenage prostitutes being a(n implied) thing in this book."
It's a feeling when you read a book you haven't read in a little under ten years and you're like "oh snap, how much of my personality and worldview came from this".
1: The game is Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds: Clone Campaigns and it is a Star Wars game in the Age of Empires II engine (Okay, Clone Campaigns is to Galactic Battlegrounds as The Conquerers is to Age of Kings, so you could say it's an expansio…
No, wait, what if you then used voodoo or tax fraud or something to give the clone the original's memories and personality.
And then you*fallsdowntrapdoor*