Naney names every Overwatch character

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• Salix Babylonika

  2017-09-24 23:00:49

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  literally I can tell who two of these are supposed to be and one of them you just posted the name of the character
• Crystal

  2017-09-24 23:03:11

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  I think I recognize three.
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-09-24 23:21:51

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  There's, like, at least three that could fit for number 8 alone.
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-09-24 23:27:00 edited 2017-09-24 23:29:32

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  1. Zenyatta? Bastion? P-probably not Orisa?

  2. Pharah
  

  3. Mei
  

  4. S76

  5. Zarya?

  6. Sombra
  

  8. T-Tracer?
  

  10. McCree?

  11. Lucio
  

  13. D.Va, right?

  14. Winston, obvs

  15. ...well, you lost me on this one
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-24 23:37:35

  see I know very little about overwatch but I know enough to be confused at the fact that 5 and 8 seemed to both be zarya
  
• Section42L

  2017-09-24 23:37:37

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  12 is Mei, I'm pretty sure.

  
  

  I'm lost on the others.
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-09-24 23:40:15

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  No, Mei has to be 3. The only way 3 makes sense if it's some sort of ice pun.
• Section42L

  2017-09-24 23:44:29

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  12 might be Sombra, then.

  
  

  I guess I'm completely lost after all.
• Obā-san

  2017-09-25 00:12:27

  
  

  1 is Bastion
  2 is D-VA, f(x) being a notable K-Pop group, with When The Ants Attack being a reference to noted Gamer Ian "Miles" "Tails" Cheong
  3 is Tracer, who has ski goggles and looks like she wants to speak to your manager
  4 is Junkrat, because he looks exactly like Mr. Clipboard from Foodfight
  5 is that one lady? pink hair? Butch? I legit dont remember her name
  6 is the Egypt one
  7 is whovever the angel lady is, Mercy? Renee Falconetti played Joan of Arc in The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928), and also she looks like she wants to speak to your manager
  8 is the black lady with the purple undercut
  9 is... Junkworks? Workhog? that guy who looks like he walked out of some sort of rubber bear fetish comic
  10 is the one samurai who isnt a robot. I was very surprised to discover that this game had both a regular and a robot samurai!
  11 is... idk, that one guy who looks like Static Shock, who i thought was named Static X, but Static X is actually the notable Wisconsin Nu Metal band (easily confused)
  12 is Mei
  13 is Widowmaker
  14 is Harambe
  15 is Bjornborg
  
• DYRE

  2017-09-25 00:24:19

  Tamlin said:

  11 is... idk, that one guy who looks like Static Shock, who i thought was named Static X, but Static X is actually the notable Wisconsin Nu Metal band (easily confused)
  

  This actually did confuse me enough to think you were talking about Reaper.
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-09-25 00:28:44

  Honestly I kept reading it as Sonic X
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-09-25 01:02:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  well, i got one right

  
  

  i think tracer and mercy have been warped by Naney's experience in retail
• Section42L

  2017-09-25 01:11:15

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Hey, I was right. :V
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-09-25 01:21:10

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I didn't even know that guy from Foodfight had a name. 

  
  

  I thought you just referred to him with screaming.
• Odradek

  2017-09-25 01:33:36

  My dreams exceed my real life

  You know, that guy turns out to be a robot, so his absurd spastic awkward movements are actually a plot point

  
  That said, the animation is so bad I think most people just assumed they really skimped out on him.
• Calica

  2017-09-25 19:28:14

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Yarrun XIX said:

  well, i got one right

  
  

  i think tracer and mercy have been warped by Naney's experience in retail

  i dunno, i figured mercy was one of the manager ones